"Show 103" -
August 11
If at first you don't
succeed, use transvestites! This time, we have Spanky
dressing up as a woman as they decide to be the Motel
Sisters. Let's see how the teams are divvied up this
week...
RED TEAM (Nick Cannon):
Affion Crockett
Rasika Mathur
Katt Williams
Mikey Day
Leonard Robinson
BLACK TEAM (Ying Yang Twins):
Nyima Funk
Bob Hoffman
Joshua Funk
Darrel Heath
Spanky Hayes
And before you ask, no, Joshua Funk and Nyima Funk are
NOT related.
After an introduction of those Yin Yang Twins (who claim
they are from the 'A Town'), we start with Round 1, or
'Got Props?' If you've seen Who's Line Is It Anyway, you
know what's coming. If you haven't, the rules are simple
- each team gets a silly prop which they have to create
a scene from. A DING gives you a point. A BUZZ gets you
no points. Whoever has the most points by the end wins
the round.
The Red team gets a pizza tosser (or an extra large
paddle, take your pick) and uses it as a thought bubble
for Leonard wondering why Rasika is asking him if her
pants make her look fat (DING). Mikey then uses it as a
propeller to wind up Affion to do the Robot (DING).
Leonard and Mikey use it as a pendulum to recreate a
James Bong death scene (BUZZ). Katt uses it as an oar
paddling, claiming that they are finally going to let
him come to America (DING).
That's 3 points. The Black team has to do better with a
huge green worm-like tunnel thing that looks like a
giant condom. That's exactly what they use it for on
their first skit (DING). Nyima uses it in the second
skit to turn from a caterpillar to a butterfly (DING).
Darrel uses it as a tunnel to get to the promised land
(DING). Yang uses it to sing 'I Love Trash' for a
hysterical Oscar the Grouch impersonation. (DING). The
Black Team wins the event, and they take a surprising
1-0 Match Lead.
Round 2 is called 'Star Sightings'. The team has to go
into the audience, find people, and compare them to
stars. Nick finds a Wayne Brady look-a-like (DING) while
Yang finds a pair of Asian women and calls them the REAL
Yin-Yang twins. Heh (DING). Leonard and Mikey discover a
trio of black women who are 'Kevin Federline's Baby's
Mommas' (DING). Yin finds three black guys and calls
them B2K (BUZZ). Rob says he found Sesame Street's Ernie
(BUZZ) while Katt calls a tall lanky woman Jada Pinkett-Smith
and a woman with a hood E.T. (DING). The Red Team wins
it easily 3-1 as they tie the match at 1 apiece.
It's time for a fake commercial for Wack Ass Ring Tones.
What lovely tones do we have? 'I've Got a Really Small
Penis', 'Kill Whitey', 'Osama's My Homeboy', 'Buy My
Mom' and more, for the Blackberry system.
Let's get back to the show for Round 3 - That's My Dog.
One person is Lassie, who has to say where Timmy is and
what trouble they are in. The catch - as Lassie is a
dog, he can only bark or pantomime. The team who is the
quickest to figure it out wins.
The Black Team starts it off. For their squad, Timmy is
in the VD clinic because he caught something nasty from
Pamela Anderson Lee. Joshua is the dog and Nyima is the
guesser. Josh starts by humping her, but when that
doesn't work, he starts scratching his crotch. That
works. He does the Baywatch run, which gets Nyima to say
that he was with the Baywatch Bitch. Heh. She quickly
figures out that it's Pamela Anderson Lee. They complete
the pantomime in 1:02, which is pretty good.
Nick and Leonard are playing for the Red Team. For them,
Timmy is in the Alley after being assaulted by 50 cent.
Leonard is driving a Mini-Cooper, lighting it up and
rolling the bones for Nick to guess. Nick is all around
it, but he doesn't say that Timmy's in the Alley. He
still doesn't figure it out when time runs out and the
Yin-Yang Twins are up 2-1 going into the...
...WildStyle Round! Nick starts by claiming that the
Twins brush their teeth with Jewelry Cleaner (DING -
2-2). Yin counters that by says that they would do
better if they did the Drumline instead - and Yin does
(Ding - Black leads, 3-2). Leonard tells them that
Yang's face looks like the front of a buick (DING 3-3).
Yang comes back and tells Darrel that he looks like
Redman on crack (DING 4-3). Rasika says that Yin's
breath smells like something Nyima would douche (DING
4-4). Bob tells Rashika to be a Wild'N'Out girl, she has
to shower and shave every half-hour (DING - Black leads,
5-4). Rashika turns it by saying that Rob bounces around
like a drunk Cyndi Lauper and that his agent should be
shot and maimed (DING 5-5). Yang Calls Rashika a witch
(BUZZ). Darrel saves the day by telling Yin that his
wardrobe (white jacket and pink pants) got attacked by
an Easter Basket (DING 6-5 Red). The red team comes from
behind to get the win!
To show that they aren't sore losers, the twins perform
for the crowd to end the show. Join us in 7 days to see
more performances in the comedy variety. |