"Show 102" -
It's time to get
Wild'N'Crazy again with Wild'N'Out! Nick's posse in this
episode include Katt Williams, Rasika Mathur, Gene Hong
(our little transsexual in a dress from Episode 1),
Darrel Heath, and Joshua Funk. The guest star, opponent,
and target from the first episode is Christina Milian,
as her team features Myima Funk, DeRay Davis, Affion
Crockett, Rob Hoffman, Spanky Hayes and Leonard
Robinson. Christina thinks that she can bring the funny,
so lets get it on!
This first game is called 'Talking Spit'. Both Christina
and Nick have water in their mouths. If a team can make
the person spit or swallow their water, they get a
point. The most points wins the round.
Cannon is the first cannon with no balls (no laugh) but
Josh gets her when he says that he's cheating on her
with the DJ (1-0, Red). Nyima tries to equate Nick
Cannon with getting Punk'd and gets water (1-1). Josh
goes for lifting up his shirt and having Nick go after
his belly, and Christina laughs (2-1 Red). Rob does a
curse-filled spiel that is censored out, but it gets
Nick laughing (2-2) Darrel comes back with more
obscenities and Christina loses it. Red wins 3-2 and
takes a 1-0 lead in the match.
Next up is Celebrity Gangsters. One person has to guess
what celebrity and crime they committed. Whoever figures
it out in the least time wins. Darrel is Kirstie Alley
and he's being accused of Cannibalism. Katt and Josh are
the interrogators and they get him to talk in 1:22.
Christina is Ludacris and she's accused of choking a
chicken. Christina figures it out in 30 seconds that
she's Ludacris and gets the time down in 55 seconds to
tie the match at 1.
The third game is R and B. The groups perform a song and
the audience decides who performed better. The Red
team's song is 'Strippers'. We get a chorus of 'My
Momma's Slidin' Down the Pole'. Nick, Rasika, Gene and
Joshua do the honors and they did ok, with Josh doing a
fat woman. The Black Team gets 'Cheaters', with the
refrain 'It's Only Cheating if You're Caught'. Nyima
talks about doing the whole family and Rob takes the
photos on the internet while Christina does gospel on
hitting the Cheater upside the head. The audience gives
it to...The Red Team. FIX! (Red Team leads, 2-1).
But this all means nothing as we get to the WildStyle.
Darrel goes after Christina's hair (DING 3-1) but Milian
says that his ass is still hers (DING 3-2). Spanky says
that Josh doesn't use condoms because it makes his a$$
itchy (BUZZ). Josh calls Spanky a hobbit and threatens
to bite his weenie off like Lorena Bobbitt (DING 4-2
Red). DeRay compares Josh and Gene to Jenny Craig -
Before and after (DING 4-3 Red). Affion tries to go
after Mick and Nickelodeon with Christina by his side
(BUZZ) Nick fires DeRay to get his 5th point. DeRay
doesn't care though, he's out the door with Christina.
Christina comes back to nick though and says that she
can be his - for an episode. Awww...Common gets on the
stage and finishes the show.
Next week - Wild Props and Wild Hair. Join us in 7 days
to see what turns out to be wilder.