"Show 104" -
We start off this episode
as Nick gives us his new single - and parodies all bad
R&B singer/rappers everywhere. Actually, I'd probably
pick up his CD before most of the R&B singer/rappers out
Anyway, Nick is playing with Affion Crocket, Rasika
Masur, Katt Williams, Mikey Day and Leonard Robinson
this week. Kanye West is the guest star, and he has the
crew of Nyima Funk, Rob Hoffman, Joshua Funk, Darrel
Heath and Spanky Hayes. Good luck, Kanye - you'll need
Uber-rapper Kanye plugs his CD "Common" and away we go
with Tore Up from the Floor Up. It's time to go into the
crowd and find models to go on the catwalk. Our first
model is a guy that looks like Arsenio Hall sporting a
gray coat and black shirt and jeans. He's called 'a
Bounty Hunter' (Ding, 1-0, Black). The red team has a
tattooed white chick who's hair looks like Medusa. She
gets tagged as someone who ran through velcro from a
fantasy novel (Ding, 1-1). A guy with a white hat and
brown jacket is called Kanye West's Stunt Dummy (Ding,
2-1, Black) while a lady who looks like Brittany from
America's Next Top Model is Halle Berry's sister,
Boysenberry, while Mikey adds 'Here's Victoria's Secret
- wear clothes in public' (BUZZ). A guy wearing an Ecko
shirt and a knit black cap is told that Kanye can't do
beats for Lil' Bow Wow (DING, 3-1, Black) while a guy
wearing an open shirted NCCI shirt with shades and a
red/blue hat to go with white pants gets R Kelly's new
song 'I Believe I Can Dress Myself'. (DING, 3-2 Black).
That ends the round and Kanye's club goes up 1-0.
Game #2 is called The Hating Game. Tracee Ellis Ross is
the guest for this game as she sits as a bachelorette.
She has to pick the person that she hates the most. The
bachelors in question are Kanye for the Black Team and
Katt Williams from the Red Team. Katt is asked the most
romantic thing he ever did and he says 'Show up on
Time;. Kanye's response? 'Play the same demo over and
over again, and then start his own label, since no one
wanted to sign him'. Heh. What could they do, without
using their hands, what can they do to make her moan?
Kanye says that after the 5th time they play his CD,
they will moan, while Katt isn't interested on whether
she moans. Tracee wants a poem that rhymes with Shaquita.
Katt - 'Shaquita, Shqauita, get your ass in the car.',
while Kanye says that he doesn't remember her name, just
her booty. It was hot, but the question is who WOULDN'T
she go out with? The answer, which is pretty clear, is
Katt and that ties the match at 1.
Who's going to be Unhappily Ever After? That's the next
game, and the teams have to improv it out. The red team
gets Pinocchio and the Black team gets Robin Hood. You
have to rap out the nursery rhyme. The team that does
the better job gets the point. Katt takes it to the
ghetto and talks about extending Pinocchio's nose as a
car salesman, a publicist for Nick Cannon (heh) 'Love
Don't Cost a Thing was Great! oooooOOOOOOOOOOOOP!' and
then finally as George Bush. The black team counters
with Nyima talking to Robin Hood in jail for burglary.
He's joined by Jack (from Jack and the Beanstalk) for
bean possession and Peter Pan (portrayed by a fairy) for
pixie dust possession. The red team should easily win
this one - and they do, as they take a 2-1 lead.
But as we all know, leads mean nothing in the WildStyle.
Nick starts by saying that without the Grammys, Kanye
would have no chicks (DING, 3-1, Red), Kanye gets one
off about bedding Christina Milian (DING, 3-2 Red -
what's up with a point for every Christina Milian
reference? I know they have/had a thing, but come on now
- 1 point for every reference?) and then saying that
Indian women are nice, but his room the next morning
smelled like curry (DING, 3-3 TIE) then tells Katt that
he hasn't seen him after the movie 'The Friday After
Next'. (DING 4-3 Black). Wow. 3 points on a rap.
Katt comes back and tells Kanye to do a song without a
sample (DING, TIE), Rob tells Katt that he looks like a
cowboy in the hood and goes after his height (DING, 5-4,
Black). Nick tells Rob that the only reason why he got
the job was because of affirmative action (DING 5-5
TIE). Spanky tells Rasika that he'll take her to heaven
- and then back to the 7-11 (DING, 6-5, Black). Rasika
tells Spanky that his teeth are so sharp his name should
be ginsu (BUZZ) but Leonard tells Kanye his a$$ is sore
from being Jay-Z's punk (DING, 6-6, TIE). Kanye goes
over all of them, telling them to go get shoes and
saying that him ripping them all is just unfair. He goes
on for 60 seconds, which is sweet - and gets him 3
points (9-6 Black). The game is over, and KANYE WEST is
he FIRST person to defeat Nick Cannon!
Kanye rejoices with a rap, and even though he still is
sampling music (heh), it's a cool rap. With that, the
show ends. Can Nick regroup on the next show, or will
the streak reach 2 losses? Find out in seven days how
Nick reacts to his first loss ever.