A Pain
in the Neck
February 13
On the last uplink of
"Solitary", the contestants were left bruised and beaten as they had to
slap themselves silly in order to stave off elimination. Courtney
couldn't, so she was forced out of her pod... but the treatment
continues...
The pods, once more...
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2) Rommel Gargoles
30
Martial arts instructor |
3) Kelsey Thorn
20
Student |
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5) Todd Ranck
31
Bartender |
6) Tyler Tongate
29
environmentalist/Solitary 2.0 runner up |
7) Bea Henington
25
high school teacher & missionary |
8) Eriq Shaw
21
rapper |
9) Liberty Freeman
33
Children's party entertainer who died three times |
Round 39... 20 slaps
in the rear.
Round 40... 22 slaps in one minute...
All of this pain is
needless, as Courtney has quit.
Tyler owes VAL a penalty
round. The rest of the Solitarians get a break.
Round 41... 34 slaps in 90
seconds... Eriq looks like he's enjoying himself.
Round 42... 40 slaps in 90 seconds... Remember.. Bea is not
participating, as she won the previous episode's test. Liberty needs a
penalty round. 10 slaps in 60. "I don't need it. I can do it in 30."
DONE! 10 in 30, get to slappin'.
Round 47... 50 slaps in 2
minutes. Now 55... Now 60 in 2.5 minutes... Now 65 in 3 minutes... Now
slap yourself... in the face. Five in the red zone. This is harder than
it looks.
.... good thing that
TREATMENT ENDS. They have a reward coming... a riding crop... TREATMENT
CONTINUES... with a result. #4 was eliminated.
Now the contestants will
take their best shot at VAL... by being her. As a reward, they get some
vegetable stew or something. "This is bull(^_^), VAL." "That is NOT
bull([o]). If you would like some bovine
excrement, I'll see what I can do."
Eriq gets a cigarette... but
doesn't get a match. Ha. Meanwhile, the others go a little bit crazy.
Kelsey looks like she might just quit due to her not being happy. She
doesn't like feeling miserable. If she were to stick it out, she would
make everyone in the outside happy, but she wants to stick it out for
herself.
TEST: VAL Teaches Typing
Each pod has a keyboard with its keys
scrambled. No key will type the letter it should. There are six of VAL's
favorite quotes coming. The first Solitarian to type them all will earn
freedom from the next treatment.
And any incorrect keystroke will delete
that entire phrase.
1) THIS SUCKS VAL! (Rommel finishes
first)
2) I THINK I'M GOING CRAZY! (Todd finishes first)
3) I'VE BEEN THROUGH HELL AND THIS IS HELL. (Todd finishes first)
4) WHOEVER CAME UP WITH THIS IS TWISTED. (Todd finishes first).
5) I NEVER THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE THIS FRUSTRATING. (Todd finishes
first).
6) RIGHT NOW VICTORY MEANS EVERYTHING. I NEED THIS BAD. (Todd wins).
And Rommel goes postal on his keyboard.
The Solitarians are allowed to make a
video record of their lives in Solitary. Kelsey prides herself on not
being a crier. But her tears tell a different story.
Rommel gets a photo of his mom and dad.
Todd gets his parents. Tyler gets... nothing, per his request. Eriq gets
his girlfriend, while Bea sees an old picture of her father. Liberty
gets her besties.
The Podlings get paints to create a
living breathing work of art... themselves. Liberty decides to go all
out and paint herself... on a canvas... Naked. The rest of the players
are freeing the beast within as it were.
JUST KIDDING. TREATMENT
ENDS.
TREATMENT: Twisted Twister
The Solitarians will have to position
their bodies to numbers that, when added together, make a number that
VAL calls out. Not only that, they will have to align a head laser to
her five-inch octagon. If you cannot take the pain, hit the red button
and quit.
After 10 rounds, all six pods are still
in play. But #8... gets a penalty. He needs to keep his laser in the
octagon whilst laying down... Success.
Starting in round 11, they must use one
foot and both hands. Then in round 25, one hand, one foot. And... #7 Bea
can't take it. Time for a penalty round.
Next up, #8 gets another penalty round.
He narrowly makes it.
Round 27... 28... and #8 Eriq is down
again. Penalty time..... nope, Red Button time. But is Eriq the first
person to quit? YES. #8, your stay in Solitary has come to an end...
Please exit your pod.
But the treatment continues...
TRANSMISSION ENDS.
To view this uplink of "Solitary 4.0",
visit the official website at
www.foxreality.com/solitary4 or search for "Solitary 4.0" at
Amazon.com Video on Demand. |