Preliminaries 3
January 14
Yay,
Season 2 green-lighting. However, we still have Season 1 to work
through, so let’s go.
Adam Levin
5’9” 196 lbs
Shark Fisherman |
Sharaud Moore
5’11” 205 lbs
Algebra Teacher |
Monica Carlson
5’7” 130 lbs
Fitness Model |
Belinda Gavin
5’7” 130 lbs
Pro Bull Rider |
Game 1 is
Powerball, and the men are squaring off against Titan, Mayhem, and Toa.
Mayhem lays a big hit on Adam about 20 seconds in, landing the contender
awkwardly and preventing him from doing anything but limp around.
Sharaud is on his feat for the full 60, but only manages to tie Adam at
2.
On to the
women we go, and they’ll be Powerballin’ with Stealth, Venom, and
Crush. No injuries here, just a nice smash-mouth game won by Monica,
6-4.
On the
men’s side, it’s bad news. Mayhem’s tackle on Adam caused his knee to
pop and force him out of the match. Therefore, replacing the “Hebrew
Hammer” is Christian youth minister Andy Konigsmark. I’m not kidding.
He’ll lead off on the Joust against Titan. Unsurprisingly, his baptism
ends him up in the drink. For Sharaud, however, Titan’s case of happy
feet proves to be beneficial as the Glad topples into him for 10 points
and a 12-2 lead at the half.
The women
go up for the Joust as well. Belinda bull-rushes Venom for an automatic
DQ, but Monica brings the hurt, earning the win and a 16-4 lead after
2.
Round 3
for the Men is Hit and Run. Doing the swinging is Titan, Toa, Mayhem,
and Wolf. The game ends up very uneventful, as both contenders have the
clock hit 0 just short of their 5th run, leaving the event in
an 8-8 tie and Sharaud maintaining 20-10 lead.
The
women’s 3rd event is Assault, and here’s a surprise
appearance by Hellga. Monica gets plunked right after the slingshot,
but Belinda is able to use the turret to hit the top of the bulls-eye,
sending Hellga flying into the drink and earning a big 10 points. It’s
now only 17-14 in favor of Monica after 3.
The men
wrap up their front game with Assault and this time, it’s Justice. Adam
is able to find the arrow in station 3, but that’s as far as he goes.
Sharaud only gets as far as the turret, cranking it in the wrong
direction to allow a hit right there. That means he only has a 21-13
lead heading into the Eliminator.
The final
round for the women is Pyramid. Monica is against Stealth and Belinda
is against Fury. Monica shakes Stealth off not once, but twice,
dismantling the top part of the Pyramid, but getting to the button in 27
seconds for 10 points and a 27-14 advantage.
It’s time
to round out the Final 8 with the Eliminator. The men start and Sharaud
opens up with a 4-second head start. He gets up the wall with ease, but
his struggles under the water allows Adam to easily catch up and surpass
him. The youth minister doesn’t look back and wins in a time of
2’04.1. That’s tops for the men which means he’s in the semis. As for
the women, Monica has a 6.5 second advantage. That’s more than enough
as she handily wins, earning the all-contender top time of 2 minutes
flat.
Next week,
we start cutting, as Venus and Adonis look on to see just how fast their
Eliminator times don’t hold up. Tune in next time for American
Gladiators. |