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Week 2:
What's the Difference Between Carmen Electra & Dennis
Rodman?
September
29
Ted McGinley may be the patron saint of
"Jumping the shark," but on DWTS, his dancing left him dead in the
water. But like Mobsters, our 11 couples don't sleep, because our
assignment tonight is: Dance the paso doble or the rumba. Soon as they
fire shots to create points, only 1 couple in 23 hours will get
"whacked." Time to come out like Gangbusters, because "Dancing With
The Stars" is ON THE AIR...LIVE!
It starts with word, er, Toni & Alec doing
a rumba to "I Can't Make You Love Me" by Bonnie Raitt. Toni did a slow
split and even a foot drag. We drag over to the judges. Carrie Ann
said she moves like she sings, Len said he's surprised about the
performance and Bruno said it captured the vulnerability of a
mistress. Capture the scoreboard if you will....
CARRIE: 7
LEN: 8
BRUNO: 8
Total Score: 23
That'll be a good way to start.
Up next, Brooke & Derek doing a paso doble.
Derek did some arm work and a melt move by Brooke before she did a
fast split and even cape twirling by Derek. Now we twirl around with
the judges. Carrie Ann said it was truly mesmerized, Len said it
portrayed the aggression and Bruno said it had breathtaking artistry.
Paint the numbers.....
CARRIE: 8
LEN: 8
BRUNO: 8
Total Score: 24
They now lead by a point.
We're ready for Rocco & Karina doing a
rumba to "You'll never find another love like mine" by Lou Rawls.
Rocco serves a plate of glitter and Karina takes the long coat off. By
the end, they sit to eat glitter. EWWW! To the judges. Carrie Ann said
the musicality was lacking, Len said it had more tears than cheers and
Bruno said the stallion ran out of juice. Let's refuel for the
scoreboard...
CARRIE: 5
LEN: 6
BRUNO: 5
Total Score: 16
There will be tears...in the basement.
Lance & Lacey are ready to paso doble to
"I Kissed A Girl" by Katy Perry. Lance entranced to the band area and
Lacey raced for him. Lacey did a slide-through and back before both
did arm work and kissed. Talk about not having a bad taste. To the
judges again. Carrie Ann said she loved how it went, Len said it did
stuff not related to the dance and Bruno said it was thrilling to
watch. You must be 42" tall to ride the leaderboard:
CARRIE: 7
LEN: 6
BRUNO: 7
Total Score: 20
And they kiss & make-up for 3rd place.
Now, Kim & Mark doing a rumba. Both did
arm work and brought sexiness in her. We go to the judges. Carrie Ann
said it needs to watch it playback, Len said it came out a little bit
cold and Bruno called her a Pussycat not doll. Fast forward to the
scoreboard...
CARRIE: 6
LEN: 6
BRUNO: 5
Total Score: 17
And they stay out of last to 4th place.
Ready to dance are Misty & Maksim doing a
paso doble to "Take Me Out" by Franz Ferdinand. Maks did a high kick
and both did a circle kick and Misty tumbled over Maks. Now to the
judges. Carrie Ann said it had determination on the floor, Len said it
came out with attack and Bruno called her a princess. Fire that
scoreboard!
CARRIE: 7
LEN: 7
BRUNO: 7
Total Score: 21
They take a good 3rd place score.
We're almost in the home stretch of our
show and Maurice and Cheryl do a rumba to "Mercy, Mercy Me" by Marvin
Gaye. Maurice points to Cheryl and she does a slow split before she
does a leg hook & spin move. And the judges say: Carrie Ann said it
was a little too stiff, Len said it lacked finesse and Bruno said it
was almost robotic. Let's have some numbers from our scoreboard robot:
CARRIE: 7
LEN: 6
BRUNO: 6
Total Score: 19
And they steal Kim & Mark's position.
Let's have some fun with Cloris & Corky
doing a paso doble. Corky played with Cloris' cape and dragged her.
Even a frog splash pin move ended it. To the judges. Carrie Ann said
it was brilliant, Len said it was a lovely traditional dance and Bruno
called her Ava Gardner. Have the scores and have not:
CARRIE: 5
LEN: 5
BRUNO: 5
Total Score: 15
And they now own the basement.
And it's Susan & Tony's turn to rumba to
"Waiting On The World To Change" by John Mayer. Susan shows Tony's
chest and brought even more sexiness throughout the dance. Let's skip
over to the judges. Carrie Ann said it was really nice....mm-hmm, Len
said it acted it and Bruno said it was a very good rumba. Let's show a
very good score, plase?
CARRIE: 7
LEN: 7
BRUNO: 7
Total Score: 21
Well, kinda good, but they tie for 3rd
place.
On the floor are Warren & Kym doing a paso
doble. Warren flew his foot over Kym and both did matrix moves.
However, Warren pretends to get Kym, but blinds her. Both did arm work
as well. now to the judges. Carrie Ann said it was filled with
dynamics, Len said it had a dark menacing feel and Bruo knew it was
gone matrix. We go to the scoreboard:
CARRIE: 8
LEN: 8
BRUNO: 8
Total Score: 24
And they tie for the lead.
And finally...Cody & Julianne doing a
rumba to "Bleeding Love" by Leona Lewis. Julianne did a running 3/4
split, spins and a foot drag. One last time with the judges. Carrie
Ann said it found it attractive, Len said it lacked a bit of polish
and Bruno said it was like a kid in a candy store. Time to close up
shop with this:
CARRIE: 7
LEN: 7
BRUNO: 7
Total Score: 21
It's a 3-way tie for 3rd.
And with that, we're out of ammo. Checking
the final tally:
24
-- Brooke & Derek, Warren & Kym
23 -- Toni & Alec
21 -- Misty & Maks, Susan &
Tony, Cody & Julianne
20 -- Lance & Lacey
19 -- Maurice & Cheryl
17 -- Kim & Mark
16 -- Rocco & Karina
15 -- Cloris & Corky
And that is all the gunfire blown away on
performance night. We know how well you vote like a shooting gallery,
because tomorrow, this place will be a duck hunt as one couple goes
home. I'll fly away at you next time hoping the dog doesn't whimper.
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