"Gary/Laurie/Chuck/Tina" - August 8
We have our second
straight civilian episode! Whoa! Let's see who we got
this week...
Gary Carter (No, Not the baseball player -
Basketball Coach, OH) - If you ever wanted to know
what Shaquille O'Neal would look like in 20 years, now
you know.
Laurie Wagner (Graphic Designer, PA) - wavy
black hair and glasses. This is pretty much what you'd
expect a graphic designer to look like - except that
she has plump...err...assets =)
Chuck Jacques (Carpenter, OR) - He's tall,
lanky and jock-like. The first jock won it. The second
one got an early exit. How will he fare?
Tina Pawloski (Car Dealership Manager, KY) -
She's got long flowing brown hair and is fair-skinned.
Can we see another all-women final?
ADRIANNE CURRY moment - She doesn't even say anything
this time. She just twirls and walks to the back.
Awwwww.
ROUND 1 - GAME 1 - The women gang up on each other
early as Tina (who was an Alaskan Fisherman)
challenges Laurie (who is a WPBA member. Go Laurie!)
for $ 2,000. Gary puts $1,000 on Laurie while Chuck
puts $1,000 on Tina. With lots of money at stake, Tina
goes for the opening break - and gets nothing. Laurie
gets the 1 and 2 and Ewa is wondering, with an open
table, that Laurie can run the table. She doesn't do
that, but she does combo the 3 to the 9 for the quick
game. Ewa didn't see it coming and Tina has her mouth
agape. Laurie says that she's a hustler. Apparently
so, and Gary will hustle his grand as well.
Laurie - $7,000
Gary - $6,000
Chuck - $4,000
Tina - $3,000
Laurie wants Chuck next for $1,500. Chuck bounces it
up to $2,000 and Laurie is more than happy to take it.
Chuck says that the strategy is to try his best - but
adds that he loses a lot. This may not be the best
time to figure out what your game is, Chuck. Tina
likes him though, she goes for $1,000. Gary cute the
bet to $500, and after some trash talking by the lady,
TIna accepts it.
As for the game itself? GAME 2 - Laurie, on the break,
gets the 1, the 2, AND the 3. That's the first time
that 3 balls have gone in on the break. She misses the
4, but Chuck doesn't, and continues with the 5 and 6.
Ewa wonders if he is setting his shot up too fast and
if that can haunt him. She seems to be on, as he is a
little reckless with the 8. Laurie banks the 8 in and
the 9 goes in the side pocket next. Laurie has now
made $4,000 in game action and Gary has made $1,500 in
side action.
Laurie - $9,000
Gary - $6,500
Tina - $2,500
Chuck - $2,000
ROUND 1 - GAME 3 - The only game left is Laurie Vs.
Gary. We see another $2,000 between them, $500 between
Tina and Chuck (Tina saying that Laurie will win) and
another $500 between Tina and Gary (also with Tina
saying that Laurie will win). We see a volley of
Laurie and Gary going back and forth. Laurie is left
with another 3-9 combo. Chuck bets $500 that she can't
make it. She takes it...and misses, leaving $500 for
Chuck.
After a pair of scratches, Laurie gets control and
only has 4 balls left. Chuck bets her $1,000 that she
can't run the table. Laurie takes the bet, but can't
make the run. Tina now makes a $500 run out bet with
Gary, and he also can't make the run, so money goes to
Tina. Laurie makes an error, so Gary gets the board
back, and NOW he finishes the run.
Gary - $8,500
Laurie - $5,500
Chuck - $4,000
Tina - $2,000
Though Chuck did make up some money, he didn't make
enough to get out of the bottom two. Chuck and Tina
have to play for everything. Laurie (Tina) and Gary
(Chuck) have a $1,000 on the side to see who wins this
match-up. TIna takes the early control and nails the
first 5 balls. She tries to go for the 6-9 combo and
the win, but she messes up. Laurie runs a $500 sidebet
with Chuck saying that he won't run out. She tries to
get into Chuck's head, but that doesn't work. Chuck
sinks the balls, sends Tina home, and in doing so,
drops Laurie into third.
Gary - $9,500
Chuck - $6,500
Laurie - $4,000
Tina - OUT
Chuck says that with a win, he will take his 3 year
old daughter on a shopping spree. Meanwhile, Laurie
and Gary will play a shotgun table to determine
control of the table. The game is 'Shoot the Moon',
where you get points for the number value of any of
the 15 pointed balls. You have 60 seconds to get as
many points as you can, but you lose 5 points for
every scratch. Gary goes first and gets 31 points.
Laurie drubs him with a score of 57, meaning that
Laurie will control the table.
Laurie wants to play Gary for $3,000. Chuck raises it
to $3,500. Chuck forces Laurie to go all-in with a
$500 side bet. Laurie makes the first 4 balls, then
takes a break as Gary gets ball #5, then takes control
back as she hits balls 6 through 8. She calmly sinks
the 9 to stave off elimination, and...well look what
we have here.
Laurie - $8,000
Gary - $6,000
Chuck - $6,000
Tina - OUT
Laurie has to go after Chuck, and she does. The wager
is $3,000, with a $1,000 bet on the side with Gary.
Laurie got nothing on the break, and Chuck makes the 1
ball. He tries to combo the 2-9, but he doesn't make
it. He does sink the 2 in though, so he keeps control.
He then decides to go for the 3-9 combo, and this
time, he nails it. That's a huge hit for Laurie, who
now has to play the elimination game.
Chuck - $9,000
Gary - $7,000
Laurie - $4,000
Tina - OUT
With that, Gary and Laura have to play each other. The
loser has to go find a new pool hall. Gary starts the
opening shot and gets nothing. Chuck bets $1,000 that
Laurie will win and Gary obliges. Laurie gets the 1
and Gary sinks the 2. Gary calls for the 'sissy stick'
(aka the bridge), and hits the 3 and 4, but scratches
on the 5. That's enough of a break on Laurie, who
sinks the 6, 7, 8 and 9 for the win.
Chuck - $10,000
Laurie - $8,000
Gary - OUT
Tina - OUT
Escrow - $2,000
Now since Laurie went all-in and won, since she was
the short stack, she can only double-up. The other
$2,000 goes to whoever wins the next Shotgun Game.
This game is called 'Railroad'. There are 3 balls on
the rail. Whoever uses the least number of strokes to
get the balls in will win the event. Chuck elects to
go first and nails all of them in only 3 shots.
According to the rules, the person who goes second has
to do BETTER than the first person, so Laurie has to
make three balls in 2 shots. she doesn't come close
and Chuck takes control.
Chuck - $12,000
Laurie - $8,000
Gary - OUT
Tina - OUT
Elimination Round 1 - If Chuck wins it, it's all over.
If Laurie wins, then CHuck has to win the next two
just to force a sudden death tiebreaker. On the break,
Chuck makes the 6, the 8...and the cue. Oops. Laurie
sinks 5 balls, but leaves the 7 and the 9. Chuck makes
the 7, and all that stands in the way is the 9 ball.
Chuck shoots and...misses. Laurie does not and she
dodges a major bullet.
Laurie - $16,000
Chuck - $4,000
Gary - OUT
Tina - OUT
The game is not over, though. Chuck will have to win 3
in a row, but he can do it. He has to start on this
game, but he gets a shot as Laurie can't make anything
on the break. Chuck tries for a 1-9 combo for the
quick win but can't make it. Laurie makes a 1-6 combo
and can now try to seal a 1-9 for the win herself. She
can't make it either and Chuck starts to pick off
balls. He hits the first 6, but he rushes his shot on
the 8 and the table is set up for Laurie
beautifully...until she scratches on the 8. Chuck
sinks the 9 and this is getting interesting.
Laurie - $12,000
Chuck - $8,000
Gary - OUT
Tina - OUT
A Laurie win gets her $20,000. A Chuck win sets up
Sudden Death. Laurie controls the opening break and
makes the first 3, but flubs the 4. Chuck makes the 4
and continues through the 8. Only the 9 is left to
force a tie-breaker. He makes the 9...but the cue ball
GOES IN THE POCKET! A SCRATCH on the 9 BALL! OUCH! The
cue and the 9 are set up, and Sal tells Laurie that
it's Christmas in July for her. She makes the easy
shot and can start to decorate the Christmas tree.
Laurie wins the 20 grand and all Chuck can do is think
about how he blew a couple of chances. We'll see in 7
days if anyone else will be drinking from the chalice
of regret. |