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Sixteen men and women have been
chosen by the queen of good things for a 12-week job
interview, in which only one can be named president of one of
his companies.Who
will Martha Stewart choose as his next Apprentice? Keep track
at the
Portfolio.
Recaps by Julie Suchard, GSNN |
FACT FILE:
Host:
Martha Stewart
Assistants: Charles Koppelman and Alexis Stewart
Creator: Mark Burnett (based upon "The Apprentice")
EP: Mark Burnett, Donald Trump, Jay Bienstock
Packager: Mark Burnett Productions, Trump Productions
Airs: Wednesdays at 9:00pm ET on NBC |
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Swimming Against
the Tide
- November 2
Establishing shot of Manhattan at night:
The applicants in the loft wonder who will return: will
it be David or Marcela? Marcela comes back with her
luggage and waves a little toodle-oo at the others,
who were apparently expecting David instead.
Nevertheless, they all want bygones to be bygones, no
matter what was said in the conference room.
Sarah and Carrie start planning strategy for the next
day, as Sarah is going to be Project Manager for
Primarius. Carrie is going to be Sarahs
second-in-command, and she says I totally got your
back. I believe my job is always to make my boss look
good. Carrie notes that the blondes will be running the
show, and maybe Martha, being a blonde, will like that.
[I suspect that none of them are natural blondes.]
The next morning, Leslie picks up the phone. Apparently
Martha is busy again, so she wont be able to meet with
the applicants in person. [Youd think maybe Martha
could rearrange her schedule to be there, but nooooo! Of
course, its all staged anyway, as if a conference call
is more dramatic than a face-to-face meeting.] They have
to meet instead with Marthas friend, Peter Arnell, at
130 Prince St. at 9:30 a.m.
The applicants travel by van, as we see Peter talk to
his mute cronies [Chad and Tara, who dont say one word]
about something-or-other. Martha conference-calls in and
says that Peter invents product brands, and that he and
his team will judge them on their next task. Each team
has to create a live-action, mobile billboard for
Tide-To-Go, an instant stain-remover pen. [Sounds like
they already have a brand {and Ive already seen
commercials for this product}, so what do they need
these amateurs for?] Each team will have access to an
Art Director and an Illustrator, a 24-foot custom truck,
and a manual labor crew to build the thing. They have to
make a live event related to their product brand and
generate buzz around NYC as they drive around.
Primarius starts brainstorming. Jim wants something with
fresh food and drink. Bethenny says that a coffee cart
would work, because the coffee is to go; Sarah says
that Bethenny is off the mark, but offers nothing
better. Sarah wants constant movement as the theme,
something with acrobats is what I would be attracted
to. [Then youll need lots of shiny, spinning things.]
Charles walks in to observe, and Jim drops a handful of
the stain-remover pens on the table and says, Dont
forget to focus on the product. Sarah stupidly says
that she doesnt want to focus on the product at this
point. Sarah then delegates Jim to start thinking
visually and wants Bethenny and Howie to start thinking
about Manhattan [OK, Sarah, Im thinking about
Manhattan. Now what?!]. Sarah then wants everyone to
brainstorm silently, and Carrie likes this plan. Over an
hour passes, with no results.
We return from commercial to learn that Martha Stewart
thinks Martha Stewart means quality. Some drivel about
branding.
Dawna is Project Manager for Matchstick. They are
brainstorming with an eye towards the live-action part
of the project. Maybe they will all act as stains
Then
Ryan comes up with a doozie of an idea, I got it, I got
it! Build a blouse with [bleeeeep]. [I cant tell
exactly what he said, but from the reactions of the
women, I was probably cum stains. Maybe it was milk
stains, or snail trails, or skid marks
but Im just
guessing here.] Ryan continues, No, Im serious. Think
about it
.Well make it gender-specific. Dawna vetoes
the idea, but at least is encouraging, because thats
what a brainstorming session is about: getting ideas out
there. Keep thinking
just dont think
pornographic.
Ryans next thought is a boxing ring coming out of the
billboard, and Tide-to-go is a prizefighter knocking out
all the stains. The girls all like this idea. So they
create a superhero called Tide-to-go Joe with their
art director.
Primarius is still thinking more than an hour later
after we last left them. Sarah steps out of the room
[presumably to go potty], allowing the others to bitch
about her in her absence. Howie and Bethenny are
concerned so they decide to take action. They make calls
to hire some street performers for their event. Sarah
comes back into the room and says, The biggest buzz:
this is what Im talking about, as if it was her idea
to start making phone calls. Jim says, So were not
really showing the product at all, are you aware of
that? Sarah snottily says Yes. She then sends
Bethenny and Howie to visit a props house to help
generate ideas. Howie picks up some giant prop boxing
gloves and says, So, it knocks out stains or what?
They call Sarah all excited about their discovery. Sarah
asks the others what they think, but Carrie shakes her
head with a disgusted look on her face, and the idea is
shot down. Howie figures that theyll go with the idea
of having no idea.
Jim continues working on the graphic design, and even
Sarah admits hes doing a good job. Meanwhile, Sarah and
Carrie fritter their time away on the budget and other
tasks that dont actually get anything done. Jim is
upset at all the busy-work they are wasting time on.
Sarahs management is in the toilet, and Carrie is just
putting another nail in Sarahs coffin.
Later that evening, Matchstick is getting their truck
together. Ryan shows off his Lycra costume to the
ladies, who seem doubtful at first. But when he returns
dressed as Tide-to-go Joe, the boxing superhero
complete with cape, they are impressed indeed.
Primarius arrives to work on their truck. Carrie is
still optimistic: Sometimes true inspiration doesnt
come until the 24th hour. [Umm. Thats the 11th hour
you ditz!] So we can still pull this out. Howie bitches
to Carrie that they dont have a plan, and Carrie
retorts that they [meaning the team members who arent
Sarah or Carrie] have to come up with a plan. Howie is
pissed that Carrie takes on the role of accountant, and
when it comes to anything else she is useless. Carrie
starts to yell that her pen is missing. When Jim points
out that she has a pen tucked behind her ear, she says
No, thats a green pen. Does Sarah have a blue pen with
her? [WTF is wrong with this person?] They get their
graphics mounted, and then return to the loft to sleep
at 4:15 a.m. In the loft Sarah says. I think I have it.
The stick is called to-go. Our billboard is on the
go. The purpose of the stick is that you can go with
it. So we have people there who are juggling it, moving
it,
dancing with it. Our entire theme is based on
movement. Carrie likes it, but everyone else thinks
its a self-evident, yet shitty, shadow of a theme.
Later in the morning, the teams drive into the city with
their trucks. Its Ryans first time driving in NYC and
he gets honked at. As Matchstick sets up, Dawna is happy
that everyone is staring at Ryan (Tide-to-go Joe) and
Marcela (in a red leotard) rather than her (in a Tide
T-shirt). Ryans comment to Marcela: At least you look
like a ballerina. I just look like a freak. They pass
out samples and demonstrate the product at a table, and
try to get people to come watch the Main Event of
Tide-to-go Joe vs. 3 different stains. They have hired
two actresses dressed in colored leotards as Wine
Stain and Coffee Stain, while Marcela gets to be
Ketchup Stain. They put on an incredibly hokey
pseudo-boxing match, but at least it is marginally
entertaining if only for the schadenfreude it elicits.
Dawna is hoping she will be the first applicant to win
twice as project manager.
The Primarius team is very loud, and thats the best
that can be said. They start a repetitive cheer, Its
time for Tide-to-go, its time for Tide-to-go and just
continue ad nauseum. Passersby hold fingers in their
ears. Theyve got some jugglers, break-dancers,
stilt-walkers, and mimes
and thats it; theres nothing
more to their event just loud and obnoxious. Bethenny
says it was not innovative, nor did it market the
brand. It was just desperate. Nevertheless, Sarah
thinks if they get 2500 samples distributed, then
Primarius will win again. Charles and Alexis do not seem
amused.
Martha visits Peter in his office to find out how the
teams did. Peter thinks that one of the teams was
extraordinary, and the other team might as well have
stayed home. [Gee, I wonder who won?] The teams enter
the office to learn of their doom. Peter says he liked
Matchsticks presentation, they understood the task, and
their branding could be used tomorrow if needs be. He
likes that they invented a character. He was completely
and totally underwhelmed by Primarius. It was chaotic
and the most pathetic display he had ever seen. He
thinks their event was even damaging, as it cut into the
credibility of the product. It was actually a waste of
my time to go over there and see it.
Martha invites Matchstick over to her house for
breakfast in Bedford tomorrow as a reward. Peter is a
close neighbor, so he might drop by. As they travel,
Martha is making waffles and puttering around the
kitchen. They sit down for an outdoor meal and Peter
Arnell does drop by [I never would have guessed it]. He
says that he was truly impressed, and Martha mentions
that he always speaks his mind and this is not idle
chatter. Amanda, Dawna, and Marcela cant shut up about
how excited and impressed they are to be dining with
royalty
when Martha begs some food off of Marcela. Can
I have a piece of your sugar bun? [Unless this is some
kind of strange lesbian euphemism I havent heard
before]. She grabs Marcelas buns and digs in. Marcela
says, Its such an intimate experience to be sharing
with her.
Back in the loft, Sarah and Carrie plan for the
conference room. When talking together, Carrie makes it
seem as if she will continue to guard Sarahs back, but
in private she tells the camera that Sarah is on her
own. Sarah complains to Bethenny and Howie that they
couldnt come up with an idea from the prop house. Howie
and Jim complain that Sarah couldnt manage even a small
team. Jim complains about Carrie: Carrie just sits back
and hides in her shell. Shes an accountant, shes a
secretary, shes a bean-counter. [As an accountant
myself, let me say Youre mean, Jim.] Thats not what
Martha Stewart is looking for. Sarah tells Carrie that
shes not worried because [whisper] shes not the
weakest player here. [Then who is it, Sarah?]
In the conference room Sarah admits that she made the
fatal mistake of allowing the brainstorming session to
go on for too long. Charles wants to know whose idea it
was to make their event look like a High School talent
competition. It is generally agreed that it wasnt
anybodys plan, since there was no plan at all. Martha
heard that Howie actually suggested a boxing motif, and
he says that Sarah shot down that plan. Sarah claims
that people at the event were having fun, but Bethenny
says that they didnt brand a product, they simply had a
promotion. Charles asks Bethenny who should go home, and
she picks Sarah. Charles asks Sarah who should go, but
she only says that shes the strongest person at the
table. Charles asks Carrie, who says that Sarahs
leadership was a problem but that she isnt the weakest
player on the team [So then, Carrie, would the weakest
person be
hmmm
you?]. Carrie thinks that Bethenny
provides more criticism than ideas and help. Bethenny
retorts by saying that everyone thinks Carrie is the
weakest and doesnt do anything. Carrie raises her voice
at this, and points out that she always does the
budgets. Martha tells them all to wait in the reception
room.
But then after the commercial, Julia tells them all to
go back in. So what was the point of sending them out in
the first place? I know: Alexis said something very
profound, but they couldnt air it because of its
extreme profundity.
Martha asks Sarah who did the best job. She says it was
Jim, I cant believe Im saying that. Everyone has a
chuckle. So Martha sends him back up to the loft.
Charles asks Sarah again who she would send home: Howie,
because everyone says he never does anything on any
task. Bethenny cant stand it, and interrupts to say
that she cant put up with Sarahs dishonesty, because
she never said anything like that: Youre just
desperate right now. Its really pathetic. Martha asks
Howie to name the weakest players, and he goes with
Sarah and Carrie. Charles asks Carrie if there was a lot
of accounting to do. She says that there wasnt, but
that accounting for her is a no-brainer and she would
do it every time because its easy for her, and she
doesnt want to hide behind accounting as her only
contribution. Martha says that Howie has been very good
on every task up until now and he will get a second
chance. Bethenny also seems to give it her all. Sarah
demonstrated no leadership capabilities, and Carrie as
second-in-command is also to blame. So, in a blatant
rip-off of Trumps Apprentice where he fired four people
last week, Martha fires both of their asses.
Sarah and Carrie both thank Martha, and then take the
walk of shame, holding hands part of the time. They both
get a short meaningless letter. Carrie gets her luggage
caught in the door on the way out.
Next Week:
Jim gets crazier than ever, spanking his own ass on live
TV.
Read Marthas letters to Sarah and Carrie: http://www.nbc.com/The_Apprentice:_Martha_Stewart/letters/index.shtml |
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