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Sixteen men and women have been
chosen by the queen of good things for a 12-week job
interview, in which only one can be named president of one of
his companies.Who
will Martha Stewart choose as his next Apprentice? Keep track
at the
Portfolio.
Recaps by Julie Suchard, GSNN |
FACT FILE:
Host:
Martha Stewart
Assistants: Charles Koppelman and Alexis Stewart
Creator: Mark Burnett (based upon "The Apprentice")
EP: Mark Burnett, Donald Trump, Jay Bienstock
Packager: Mark Burnett Productions, Trump Productions
Airs: Wednesdays at 9:00pm ET on NBC |
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Every Dog Has His Day
- October 27
Last week on The Apprentice: Martha Stewart
Crazy-man Jim survives another trip to the conference
room [most likely because the producers think he is
unpredictable and makes for good television].
Were back in the big city, as Primarius discusses their
essential problem: Jim. Carrie wears a short skirt to
give the audience a clear crotch-shot, as she waxes
philosophical about how they can harness his power for
good, rather than evil. Sarah remains skeptical. Howie
discovers his feminine side and wears a pink shirt.
Jim walks back in and flashes a peace-sign to the
Matchstick crew in the kitchen when they say, Another
one bites the dust. Jim meekly tells Carrie and Sarah
that he feels really bad Jennifer had to go home. [Is
this the softer side of Jim? Or just a simple deception?
I vote for the latter.] But then he regains some bravado
and says, I warned her not to take me in there. Now
shes gone. He assures the ladies that hell be a team
player, let bygones be bygones, water under the bridge,
and all that jazz. [Insert evil laugh here
]
Theres a buzz at the door: [begin Men At Work tune]
Who could it be now? [end Men At Work tune]. Everyone
is puzzled, as if the whole concept of a buzzing noise
is totally new to them and not associated with a person
requesting entrance. Buzz, buzz, buzz
Open the freakin
door already!! It could be Martha, and she might be
pissed! Howie opens the door. Oh my god, it is Martha!
And Howies standing there with a roll of paper towels
in his hand like a schmuck.
Martha is just checking up on them to see how they have
been doing. David says he took a nap, and seems very
proud of himself. Howie says he was catching up on some
reading, as he quickly picks up one of Marthas books
and pretends to peruse it. Martha starts nitpicking: The
rosemary plant is dying, Whos on trash detail?, let me
see your bedrooms
Howie, a slob by nature, runs out of
the room to quickly make his bed. Martha likens the
candidates lack of privacy to her little 5-month
vacation courtesy of Uncle Sam.
And now we find Marthas ulterior motive: She finds Jim
and confronts him about not having been Project Manager
yet. Jim says that hell do it, and she warns him to
expect a possible mutiny on his hands. Jim spouts some
barely relevant baseball metaphors, and then Martha
leaves.
The next morning, Leslie runs to pick up the phone. They
need to meet Martha at her Westport Connecticut studio
at 9:00 am. They all board a behemoth 15-seater van and
travel out of the city. Marthas studio is filled with
cute furry and feathered animals, as if she just robbed
a pet store. Martha is holding a little black pug-nosed
dog named Francesca Blackbird aka Raven, while Barettas
cockatoo roosts on her shoulder. Some nerdy guy with a
flashy multicolored parrot on his shoulder [Aye, mateys!],
a white turtleneck undershirt and faux-Crocodile Hunter
[over]shirt says that pet-care is a $34 billion a year
business.
The candidates enter, and the women all Ooh and Ahh
about the cute widdle animules. Martha introduces the
animal nerd guy as Marc, host of Petkeeping with Mark
Morrone [Nope, Ive never heard of it either]. Marcs
show is produced in the studio where theyre at [as if
that is relevant], and their next task is the Beneful
Celebrity Dog Auction. Each team will be assigned four
celebrities with dogs, and they need to create a
personal experience with each of the celebrity-dog
combinations that will be auctioned off for the charity
Broadway Barks that provides funds for dog shelters
and food for homeless dogs. [How do they do that? Do
they dump food in alleys? Do they put ads in the
newspaper inviting homeless dogs to show up at a certain
location? Is it even a good idea to feed homeless dogs,
rather than find housing for them?] Whoever raises the
most money wins, of course.
The Primarius celebrities are:
Paul Sorvino and his daughter Amanda [Not the famous
daughter Mira]
Susan Lucci
John Lithgow & Joanna Gleason [How exactly were these
two paired up, and why?]
Todd Oldham
Marcela is Project Manager for Matchstick. Their
celebrities are:
Chad Pennington [NY Jets Quarterback]
Fran Drescher
Bruce Vilanch & Jordan Ballard [Current stars of
Hairspray]
Merv Griffin
[There certainly are more Gameshow ties in this second
group, eh?]
Marcela, Amanda, and Dawna meet with Fran Drescher and
her ugly chocolate-brown yapping ankle-biter. Amanda
tries to butter Fran up by saying how much of an
inspiration Frans breast cancer story was to her when
she was diagnosed with cancer. What kind? Eye cancer.
Amanda still has her left eye, but she cant see out of
it. Amanda wants the auction winner to appear on Frans
new TV show Life with Fran, and Dawna hopes they can
get a tour of the lot as well. Dawna thinks that Marcela
didnt really take control.
After the commercial, Martha explains that they often
use pets in their photo-shoots. Dogs will make the room
seem warmer and cozier.
David, Leslie, and Ryan go to see Chad Pennington and
his Basset Hound Chloe. Ryan is really impressed with
everything and thinks that he and Chad would be good
friends if only not for the distance between them [Go on
dreaming, Ryan]. Ryan tries to see if the auction winner
could enter the training area or locker room: No. Leslie
suggests a dinner/barbecue the night before a game, with
the dogs, and then going to the game the next day: Sure.
Charles notes that David is mostly standing around,
writing notes.
The Sorvinos meet Jim, Howie, and Carrie at some park
with their mixed-breed mutt. Jim describes Paul as a
giant teddy bear. They work out a plan where the auction
winners dog would get a bit-part on a film. At parting,
Carrie thanks Paul for leaving the machine-gun at
home. [Yeah, that comments gonna win you some some
friends.]
Sarah and Bethenny meet Susan Lucci and Oscar, her
snow-white Bichon Frise, in an upscale pet boutique.
They work out a plan for a Diva Doggie Day with lunch
and spa treatments for the humans and the pets.
Howie, Carrie and Jim meet with John Lithgow and Joanna
Gleason in the theater where they both appear on Dirty
Rotten Scoundrels. The plan is for the winner to get a
tiny walk-on part at the end of the play. The actors
dont seem overtly pleased with this plan, but Jim
thinks its awesome. [And how are the dogs involved with
this one?]
Amanda, Dawna, and the
ever-decreasing-in-importance-to-the-task Marcela visit
Bruce Vilanch and Jordan Ballard in the theater. Bruce
says that they might do anything except get the auction
winner on stage. Amanda suggests that the winner might
also get a trip to any vacation home that the
celebrities might have; Bruce says that they can use his
room at his moms house in Hackensack, NJ. [Again, the
dogs have nothing to do with the prize.]
Merv Griffin asks his dog Charlie Chan, a Shar-Pei, to
sniff the applicants for drugs. David is busy with a
laptop computer, and Merv asks if hes in a chat-room
[or looking at porn]. Merv finds this annoying, and
Charles is watching too. Leslie suggests a Living the
Good Life with Merv and Charlie package that might
involve Mervs resort in Scottsdale, AZ. [Leslie is
doing a much better job now that shes not Project
Manager.]
The Primarius team breaks for dinner at Outback
Steakhouse [A restaurant I can strongly recommend you
never eat at. Ive eaten at 3 different locations, and
everything had way too much salt on it. My kids call it
Outback Salthouse.]. Carrie wants this to be a working
dinner, but Jim says that theyre pretty much going to
get drunk and have sex. Jim orders a beer bong, a
keg, and three bottles of [Jose] Cuervo. Then he puts
his feet on the table, knocking around a couple of mugs.
The show is edited to make it appear as if he is making
bedroom eyes at Carrie. He plans to go full tilt,
because if they win he will be invincible. Carrie just
cant stand him and says, You better win, Jim,
implying that hell be leaving if they lose.
Bethenny, Sarah, and Howie meet with Todd Oldham and his
terrier [of some sort] the next day. Todd will design
some sort of matching owners and pets furniture for
the winner.
The Beneful Broadway Barks event is populated by people
with way too much money to spend on their pets. Many of
the dogs are dressed in tuxedos, hats, dresses, and
crowns. Bernadette Peters opens the auction event by
introducing Martha Stewart, who says some ineffectual
words and then leaves the stage. Then the actual auction
begins, starting with Matchstick and alternating with
Primarius packages. [Mark my words, the team going
second has the advantage, since bidding usually
escalates as auctions proceed. To make it fair, one team
should be 1st, 4th, 5th, and 8th, while the other gets
2nd, 3rd, 6th, and 7th.]
Chad Pennington. Opening bid = $500. Final bid = $3200.
Paul Sorvino. Opening bid = $500. The bidding is fast
and furious, ending at $15,000.
Fran Drescher. $28,000, and Jim is about ready to
explode.
Susan Lucci. $3600. Primarius thinks theyre dead.
Vilanch/Hairspray. $1900
Lithgow/Scoundrels. $8500
Merv Griffin. The bidding paddles are up before the
auctioneer even starts. $7250
One more Primarius lot to go, and they need $13,250 to
tie. If not, then Jim is going home, according to
Carrie.
Todd Oldham. The bidding is by increments of $1000, but
isnt very fast. The bidding stops at $13,000
Jim is
dying
the auctioneer calls fair warning
and some old
biddy raises her paddle for a bid of $14,000. Primarius
rejoices, and the bidding stops again at $17,000. Jims
ass is saved. He says, The win. My first win. [He gives
an odd salute to his team] Thank you.
In the conference room, Martha calls Jim the best in
show. Primarius gets the reward of having raised money
for charity [But wait, didnt Matchstick do that too? So
there is no reward you stingy bitch!]. One of the
Matchsticks will be going home. [How much you wanna bet
it will be Marcela?]
The next morning Dawna and Leslie bitch about both
Marcela and David, who must be intimidated by the other,
older team members. David asks Ryan who he is behind;
Ryan says its better to ask who he thought did worse
[implying that Ryan didnt think David did a good job].
Ryan says he didnt like Marcelas performance. Ryan and
David think that Marcelas only strength is cooking, and
they feel bad about their win last week was mostly due
to this ability. David prepares some notes to take with
him into the conference room, but they are a bit messy.
[Danger Will Robinson! Danger!]
Martha asks David how things went. He says that their
plan from the beginning was to avoid having all three
team members bombard the celebrity with ideas; Charles
says that David certainly held to that, as he was too
quiet and uninvolved. Ryan says that two of the packages
flopped, including the Chad Pennington one. Ryan blames
the lack of leadership; Marcela wriggles in her chair.
Dawna and Amanda also think lack of leadership was an
issue. Marcela says that her style is to be quiet, but
to be a Quiet force. A quiet force to be reckoned
with. Marcela says that David should go home, due to
his lack of input. Amazingly, Leslie also says David
should go. Martha makes an executive decision, and says
that only Marcela and David need to return to the
conference room.
Charles tells Martha that this is a tough choice,
because Marcela wasnt a strong project manager. Alexis
speaks [! For the first time this episode!] to point out
that David hasnt shown any particular strength
throughout the entire show yet.
On their return, Martha asks David why he wants to be an
executive with her company. He says he wants to run the
Internet portion of the business. Because it is
Omnimedia it has Television, Print, and Internet. She
adds that theres also Merchandising. David continues by
saying that her webpage does not give him the full
Martha experience and that there are problems in
navigating and finding particular items, like recipes.
[Dangerous ground here, David. I hope you can pull this
one off.] David wants to improve the site and make it
the staple of the internet. [Huh? Maybe the flagship
would have been a better metaphor.]
Marcela tries a different approach, by saying she owns
every Martha Stewart magazine from the last ten years
and that she wants this job more than anything else she
has ever wanted professionally. She knows food,
publishing, and what people like, and what you [Martha]
like. Charles asks, however, about this last task, and
Marcela says that she takes 100% responsibility for it.
Martha asks Charles what he saw David do on the task.
Charles says that David didnt do much, but that he
thought Davids speech about how he would improve MSO
was eloquent.
Martha tells Marcela that shes not a good manager. Then
she tells David that all his prior accomplishments were
done as an individual, and not as a team-member of a
large company. She doesnt think hes ready for an
executive position; he needs more experience. David, you
are the Weakest Link
Goodbye!
David stands up to shake Marthas hand, and personally
thanks her, Charles, and Alexis. He interrupts Marthas
comments to say that he has really enjoyed the
experience, and Martha smiles at him as he leaves the
room, as if she wishes she could change her decision.
After the candidates leave, Charles says that he really
wants to know Davids ideas about how they can improve
their website, and Martha says that she will write to
him and ask for more details.
The Letter:
Dear David,
Thank you for your effort and your good-natured smile.
Im afraid that for this position, you really need some
more business experience. And if and when you are ready
to talk internet to my internet department, wed love
to accommodate you. I admire your entrepreneurial spirit
and I know you will be successful.
Hope to see you again,
Martha Stewart. |
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