Yo Ho Ho and a Cash
Jackpot
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June 8
After
the unsurprising but always entertaining final episode
of Survivor: Fiji wrapped, Mark Burnett is trying
to spin off the original creation for even more loot.
Unfortunately, I think Pirate Master works about
as well as the "truck for immunity" deal did for both
Yau-man and Dreamz. (By the by, the correct answer for
Dreamz was "No thanks, I don't want to trade," as
opposed to keeping both and then trying to rationalize
his choice later on by saying "It's just a game.")
The
similarities are many, and there's no real reason for
Burnett to try and hide them. Sixteen people are given
the pirate's life, and shuffle around as crews competing
to find a dozen or so treasures, with the last one
($500,000) being worth all of the others combined. The
kicker is that treasures are immediately awarded in the
form of coins so that players can barter, blackmail and
generally behave just like a real pirate. There's a
Pirate Court after every challenge where three crew
members nominated by the Captain of the winning crew are
judged, and one of them is set adrift, unless the entire
voting bloc decides that the current Captain is being a
churl and they decide to Mutiny.
Oy. Did
you catch all that? I thought Survivor: Pearl Islands
was the right blend of an adventure show with pirate
flair. Here, the Captain and his mates don period
outfits, and the players are competing to open the chest
belonging to a fictional captain. Everything is overdone
to the point of parody. One of the great things about
Jeff Probst is that he knows when to turn up the cheese
during tribal council, and also when to hang back and
let things just happen. Pirate Master overplays
its hand at every turn.
With a
broken game (the breakdown of Captain 1/2-Mate 1/4-crew
the rest makes a crew Mutiny inevitable unless the
Captain shares his wealth), silly dialogue and
characters who are more like caricatures, I don't think
Pirate Master will get a second series, so enjoy
it while you can. There's still some good watching to be
had here, you just have to dig for it.
Like a
buried treasure, I guess.
Travis Eberle doesn't need a patch over his eye; but you
knew that. Toss him a message in a bottle at
traviseberle@gmail.com if you want to try and find his
booty. |