The Worship of False Idols -
April
27
I freely admitted in this very column
that I no longer watch American Idol, and have not since
the first series so many years ago. Even so, I'm
compelled to put fingers to keys after what's been going
on this year.
From what I've heard, this last season is
the one where the wheels have finally fallen off of the
cart. With possibly the weakest group of finalists ever
to set foot on stage, as well as an underground
subversive group that was hell bent on making Sanjaya
Malakar the winner despite the fact that the guy can't
carry a tune in a bucket. But even that could be
understood. I laughed out loud at the idea of a voting
bloc trying to upend the whole process.
The one thing that has sent the franchise into a
downward spiral for me is the recent Idol Gives Back
charity special. Make no mistake, the problem isn't with
the raising of money for a good cause; I'm all for that.
The problem was in the execution. The rules for this
"very special episode" changed, but the rug was pulled
out from under everyone at the end. The voting period
was extended from two hours like normal to four hours,
in order to encourage more people to vote. Each vote
cast meant that the production company would make a
small donation to various charities. (I'm guessing that
the show gets a decent chunk of money for each vote
cast; but I've been wrong before). The charitable
donation was capped at $5 million, meaning that 50
million votes would count toward the donation goal.
American Idol routinely gets those kinds of voting
totals, so it is no surprise to find out that 60 million
votes were cast, surpassing the donation cap by 10
million.
But that's not the big problem I have.
I've often noodled around with the idea of a
Non-Elimination Week for American Idol, and for
every reason to do it, I can come up with an equally bad
reason to not do it. The main problem is that a
Non-Elimination Week is that it eliminates the relevance
of the voting. If you tell people straight away that for
this week, no one is going home, then you won't get any
votes. That poses a tiny bit of a problem. If you drop
the other shoe at the end, like happened this week, then
the viewers who did cast a vote feel cheated; their vote
doesn't matter. (Though the producers escaped this
problem a bit by saying that the votes would carry over
for the next week. But I still don't like it.)
(Ed: There was a
non-elimination week in season 2 when Corey Clark was
disinvited from the competition)
Just like everything else in Hollywood, American Idol
is ruled by money. As long as the show is profitable, it
will stay on the air, cranking out scads of pop
performers who will fade into obscurity; and every once
in a while they'll find someone with actual talent. Even
so, I still won't be watching.
Travis Eberle sings a wicked rendition
of Pinball Wizard. Drop him a line at traviseberle@gmail.com
to take a listen. |