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Cirque du
Inferno vs. Trapezoids/Backyard Bozos vs. Fists of Fury
February 8
The holes are back in effect. Tonight, we reenact
the movie "Fight Club" using a team of backyard wrestlers and a team of extreme
CQC enthusiasts, but first, a test of might between circus freaks...
TRAPEZOIDS
Kristen (c), Kim & Lynne
trapeze artists |
CIRQUE DU INFERNO
(Philip (c), Scott & Rob)
eats fire for Cirque du Soleil fire eaters from Atlanta |
Round 1: SOLO WALL
Philip teaches circus arts to kids. First up for him... the squat... Make it
look easy, why don't you. CLEAR for one point!
Meanwhile, Kristen used to be in the Air Force. Now she's about to face the
air of... the stumble... And SHE stumbles. NOT CLEAR So far, Cirque du
Inferno leads, 1-0.
Round 2: DOUBLE WALL
Rob formers acrobatics on stilts, while Scott can squeeze into a backpack.
Hopefully, they'll get to wear out each other with... the sit on me, why don't
you... Rob gets it, but Scott goes splish-splash. NOT CLEAR.
Next, Kim is a krav-maga instructor and legal guardian of a family spaghetti
recipe. Lynne is a pediatrician who met her husband worked on a cadaver
together. Together, they get a square... and no problem. CLEAR for two. The
ladies lead, 2-1.
Round 3: TRIPLE WALL
First up, Cirque du Inferno. They face... the three-way arrow... Rob's
the only one to get through, while the other two get... stuck. Two of them go
the wrong way. NOT CLEAR.
Next, the Trapezoids hope to show these clowns how to do it. They get the
six-armed monster.... and Kristen goes swimming. NOT CLEAR. Score remains 2-1
red.
Final Round: SPEED ROUND
First up, the Red Team get the ballerinas... And it looks like only ONE will
clear, because Kim gets through by making her hole bigger, if you follow.
The Cirque du Inferno need to clear two in order to win the money and the
bragging rights. They'll ahve to face.. the campfire. And the Inferno gets
extinguished. Trapezoids win the $25,000, 4-1.
Bonus Round: BLIND WALL
Now it's time to face the Money Wall for $100,000 more. The team elects Lynne
to face the wall. She's the only one to clear every wall so far tonight.
It's time to face the final hole... the acute angle... She had the
position...but didn't bend down enough. She needed to bend 45 degrees, not 90.
But they'll still fly out of here with the greatest of ease and $25,000.
Next up, another new episode with these two teams...
BACKYARD BOZOS
Trizz (c), Leroy & Phu
backyard wrestlers from
Downey, CA who won the Internet's title of "Idiots of the Year" |
FISTS of FURY
Jorge (c), Dan & Adam
MMAs from Las Vegas |
Round 1: SOLO WALL
Trizz is first, and he was Google's top search result for "Idiot of the Year"
in 2007. He'll face off with... a right stumble... Yes? NO! NOT CLEAR. He's more
bozo than backyard.
Next up, Jorge. He's the current Pride FC light-heavyweight champion. He'll
have to face the reigning champ of this stage... The leg lift... Judges? There
was no arm. The arm was sticking out of the shape, so he had to go for it. It's
NOT CLEAR. So far, a pitcher's duel, 0-0.
Round 2: DOUBLE WALL
Phu's a wedding photographer, while Leroy avoids the hospital whenever
possible. Good call. They get... The hug-me-man!... And they break off a piece.
NOT CLEAR.
Dan is a purple belt in Brazilian jiujitsu, while Adam has broken his nose
four times. I bet mom is proud. They get the wheelbarrow... and blow it. NOT
CLEAR.
This must be Krispy Kreme, because all I see are DONUTS, 0-0.
Round 3: TRIPLE WALL
First up, the Backyard Bozos. They get... the Atari... And they weren't even
close to making the right space. NOT CLEAR.
Next up, the Fists of Fury. They get... the growing holes... and Wolfman Dan
goes swimming for trying to make it through the dummy hole.
It's still... nothing to nothing.
Final Round: SPEED ROUND
The Bozos are first with... the Weebles... Phu gets through for 2 points, but
Leroy breaks his wall. ONE CLEAR for 2.
The Fists of Fury need one to tie, two to win, and three to cash. They get...
the three dancers... and breakage on all three holes. NOT CLEAR! Backyard Bozos
win the game and $25,000!
Bonus Round: BLIND WALL
The $25,000 is theirs to keep, but now it's about four times that or...
$100,000. The Bozos choose Phu, the smallest of the crew, to take on the hole.
Phu, it's time to face.... the final hole... And it's a reach around... Phu
does the back arch, but he can't clear the hole. Still, though, they get
$25,000.
The Holes get the last word today, and until next time, the last word is...
splash.
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