September 18, 2006

Gordon: Hopefully, it will be dancing lessons.
Chico: Or cardboard heads on a stick.
Jason: Time for a little Role Play?
Gordon: Sound like it to me. Unlike Ken Jennings, we like big heads here.
Chico: No comment :)
Gordon: Pervs. First one to Jason Block.
Jason: Yes sir.
Gordon: Jason, you are...

Bob Goen. You were doing Miss Universe and Entertainment Tonight. What are you doing globetrotting and hosting 'That's The Question'?

Jason: Simple. I am trying to revive my career in hosting like Chuck Woolery did. I don't think I am that bad of a host, and I want to make this show succeed. Besides, do you want the face of GSN to be Danny Bonaduce or me?
Gordon: We've had Chuck Woolery...and then we have had Burt Luddin. Where do you fit in the mix?
Chico: I'll go off the board and say Dylan Lane :)
Jason: I say I am on Chuck's level.
Chico: Let's hope so. Okay, Gordon. Next?
Gordon: Chico, you are...Jose Andres.
Chico: ... Who?

The 2006 Restaurant Association of Metropolitan Washington Chef of the Year and chef of Washington's Café Atlantic

Chico: Ah. I know who.
Gordon: What chance do you have against the Chefs when Iron Chef Season 4 shows up in 2007?
Chico: Against Bobby Flay.... no chance in hell. Against Cat Cora... at least a 50/50 shot. Against Morimoto... dude, just kill me now.
Gordon: Ok. got one for me?
Chico: Yep. You are... Anya from Deal or No Deal.
Gordon: Don't make fun of my man boobs.
Chico: Don't worry...

Your latest conquest along with your Deal brethren... Maxim. Fame going to your head yet?

Gordon: The fame hasn't gone to my head yet. I think this is great myself. I think that with this newfound fame, I can open up a cosmetics line, and then get a perfume names after me, and then make a cheesy club record that will be bought by the same people that made David Hasselhoff famous. Then I can be a talent show judge and get my own MTV show...uhhh...what was the question?
Chico: I had to stop you, because it was sounding all too familiar... Almost like a 4.5 minute orgas...
Gordon: Scary how art imitates life, isn't it?
Chico: Yes it is. I got one for Jason now..
Jason: Bring it.

You are Stephenie LaGrossa... you've just been hired by the Flyers as their "in-arena host"... Do you even know what that is... because I don't.

Jason: Of course I do. I pump up the crowd...Or is this more a business position, where I am making sure that the clients are made happy?
Chico: In the rink, going out, making the crowd happy. What that entails... I have no idea.
Gordon: An in-areana host is someone who takes the big wig and business corporations and make them happy in their corporate suite boxes
Chico: Really?
Jason: Yeah yeah...I am a hottie...I look good...get the crowd pumped...like ring announcers or Mike Mizanin on Smackdown!
Jason: He's a reality star too you know! And Mr. Pepper, do not sully my rep! It will be fun. Besides...the Flyers need all the help they can get! I mean how can they beat the Stanley Cup Champion Carolina Panthers?
Gordon: The Stanley Cup Champion Carolina Panthers??!!?! Apparently, Stephanie needs a lot more help than we originally thought, if she needs to entertain the Flyers when they host the Stanley Cup Champion Carolina HURRICANES.
Chico: Actually, I think he's got the character down.
Jason: That was a non-slip slip.
Gordon: Uh-huh.
Chico: Okay, next?
Gordon: Chico... You are the UFC Octagon.
Chico: I'm a little bloody right now.

You are going to be having lots of women in you and around you. Are you happy about this predicament or concerned that they could be tracking perfume in your area when you're used to blood.

Chico: ...Umm...Put me down for one of each. I like the attention, don't get me wrong...But at the same time... I'm used to being incredibly battle hardened. And all the squishy women action in me will... I can't make this sound any less perverse, can I?
Gordon: No, but keep going =)
Chico: The rest is me stammering. =p
Gordon: Should be fun to see. Last one for me?
Chico: Last one for Gordon... you are Clay Aiken...

Why the hell you have to ruin a song like "Everytime You Go Away"?

Gordon: First of all, I am grateful that I have a devoted fan base like yourself who are actively discussing my musical talents.
Chico: Ugh.
Gordon: Second of all, I dedicate the song to my fans who take a piece of me with them wherever I go. My hotel towel, my body hair, my...you know...
Chico: Again, no comment.
Gordon: Everytime You Go...Away...You Take A Piece of Me...With You....
Jason: You HAD to go there.
Gordon: How could I NOT go there?
Jason: Bad mommy.
Gordon: I'm guessing I don't get a home game?
Chico: No. No home game.
Gordon: I guess we should get going before Jason Elliot reads this. When we come back, we flip a coin.
Chico: Heads or Tails after the break on WLTI.

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