June 26, 2006

Jason:  LOL
Don:    Heh.
Jason:  I'll have whets she's having.
Chico:  She certainly is mellowed...
Gordon: Now it's time for Would You, Could you, the game where we want to know...would you?
Chico:  Probably. :)
Gordon: For Example,

Would you stick yourself in a cage of vermin for $50,000 if you had to rely on Johnny Fairplay to get you out?

Don:    No.
Jason:  Would I--hell no!
Jason:  And Could I...hell no!
Don:    Not a chance.
Chico:  no. N-o, n-o, spells no no. Carmen Rasmussen, on the other hand... I'll consider it.
Gordon: Well, Survivor's Twila did that - and paid the price for it, as she got stuck in there for close to ten minutes. By the way, that was by far the slowest time for the stunt and that team got eliminated. Thoughts?
Chico:  Stu-pid! See, if it doesn't involve lying to an extent, Jonny Fairplay don't know about it.
Gordon: Well, there you go. Next one...

You were in a rock star band contest and you lost. You got an offer to try out again for the second season. Would you take it?

Jason:  Yes I would.
Don:    Sure.  Gets me an extra shot at more time on TV.
Chico:  Yes, because Aussie bands from the 80s just don't get me.
Gordon: Do you prefer a mashed up band from the 90's instead?
Chico:  Actually, it's between that and doing my own thing...Or if Fuel wants me, I'm right here.
Jason:  You said it yourself. You are Bald and Sexy...:)
Gordon: Next one...

Let's just say you are a lesbian. As part of a competition, would you let your wedding be planned out by Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie?

Jason:  Yes.
James:  None of the above...go to Canada and get hitched
Chico:  I'm with Jimbo.
Don:    Only if it means they pay for the whole thing.
Gordon: Nicole and Paris will compete to have the most lavish wedding. They pay for it.
Don:    Then sure, why not?
Gordon: So apparently, Don and Jason want to get married. Since Don is in Canada, it's perfect. Who's ordering the band?
Jason:  HEY!
Don:    ...  *Backs away*
Jason:  I have a longtime girlfriend you know!
Chico:  GO TO THE NEXT ONE!
Jason:  Damn...
Gordon: Next one...

You are on a team on the show Treasure Hunters. In the first elimination challenge, there are three teams left - and 2 spots remaining. You are in an alliance with another team while the third team, who's as smart as a pile of rocks, has a little, but not insurmountable headstart. Would you backstab your own alliance to secure a spot in next week's show?

Jason:  Yes you do.
Chico:  yes.
Don:    Sure.
Gordon: So all's fair in love and reality Treasure Hunting shows?
Chico:  Of course.
Jason:  Damn right...it's a freaking treasure.
Gordon: Though now, by doing that, you are alliance-less
Chico:  It's the only way to get ahead... you know, failing intelligence, endurance, and Yankee-know-how.
Gordon: Bravo for life's ironies. Next one...

Would you adopt a cat from an Animal planet reality show?

Jason:  You mean the Meow Mix House?
Gordon: I do
Jason:  Yes I would. I am a cat lover.
Don:    Cats are cool.  I'd adopt one.
Chico:  I can't. D's allergic to cats. I have a few friends, though.
Gordon: I'm allergic to cats, so I wouldn't, but Meow Mix is trying to give these cats good homes. The New York cat still has no takers. Go get it, Jay.
Jason:  The NY Cat ain't black. I love me the black cats.
Chico:  I bet you do, baby... =p
Gordon: And finally....

GSC 5. $100 if you preorder it this week. Do you spend the money for what promises to be the best game show convention of the year?

Jason:  Hell yeah. Already done.
Don:    I want to.  Badly.
Chico:  Done and done.
James:  Hell yeah...done for both me and the Mrs.
Chico:  Can't wait to meet the Mrs.
Jason:  Me too. Does she understand what she is getting into?
James:  Sort of :) She likes the idea of going to tapings, meeting quasi-famous folk and, perhaps, trying out for 1 vs. 100.
Jason:  So I have to act normal....damn.
Gordon: You're normal?
Jason:  No...that's the point.
Chico:  Normal.. what's that?
Gordon: Scared me there for a sec.
Jason:  What normal person would wait out in line over night with Tom Gauer?
Gordon: Or the rest of us, for that matter - but it will be fun.
Jason:  Damn right.
Chico:  Singing in line. :) And trivia.
Jason:  And I am bringing my portable DVD Player.
Chico:  I'm bringing the PSP.
Jason:  Klauss better bring his collection.
Chico:  I have to convert Temptation eps to PSP video. While I'm doing that, watch this, and get ready for the Big Finish.
Jason:  Big Finish time...

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Jason:  You saw Numbers last night too?
Chico:  Yep.
Jason:  How cool was it to see the Bicycle Casino?
Chico:  Not as cool as to see it in person :)
Gordon: Which we will be doing this Summer as well.
Jason:  And I better win this year.
Chico:  I'm going to win.
Gordon: On that note. it's time for..THE BIG FINISH
Chico:  GSM, who wins?
Don:    Kathy.
Chico:  Kathy, Kathy, Kathy, Kathy, Kathy...
Jason:  Kathy. Please let it be Kathy.
James:  Please be Kathy
Jason:  You know we are going to see it next year.
Gordon: Can we hope for a big Venus Fly Trap to come in and swallow up everyone?
Chico:  No, Gordon, you can't. Hopefully, they'll improve upon what didn't work this year.
Gordon: Then I have to be Haterade here, and it would be too funny to see everyone's reaction. GO BRANDE!!!
Chico:  *gives Gordon the bird* Funny enough for ya?
Gordon: Show us that ANYONE can win on a game show.
Jason:  Give Gordon the DX Crotch Chop.
Chico:  You mean like this? *gives Gordon the DX crotch chop*
Jason:  Damn right. I have two words for you...Kathy Najimy.
Chico:  Funny enough for ya?
Gordon: I REALLY hope Brande wins. Tee hee hee...
Chico:  How about Hell's Kitchen. Any better the second time around?
Jason:  Which Debuts June 25--Guy's Big Bite.
Chico:  I liked it when the dude wanted pumpkins and Gordon Ramsay wanted to give him his pumpkins.. right up his crawlspace. Nummy!
Don:    I'd say Hell's Kitchen is as good this year as it was last year. Oh, and June 25 happens to be my birthday.
Jason:  Happy Birthday Don!
Gordon: Happy Birthday!
Don:    Thanks!
Chico:  Happy happy, Don!
James:  Happy birthday!
Jason:  How old are you Don?
Don:    I'll be turning 24.
Chico:  So you're the kid now :)
Jason:  I feel old at 38.
Gordon: You old fart
James:  LOL
Chico:  Dude.. you're old enough to be my uncle :)
Jason:  I keep well.
Chico:  True. How about some mail?
Gordon: You got mail?
James:  I want some mail!
Chico:  I got mail. From Jason Hernandez, no less.
Jason:  Very cool.

Jason:  Hey Jason!
Chico:  We heart Jason.
Gordon: next letter?
Chico:  Next is from Mickey Stevens. Thanks, Mickey!

Chico:  Thanks for the tip, Mickey. According to that, they're going to be in Vegas next week, followed by Corpus Christi, TX, and San Jose, CA, not too far from my hometown of Monterey there...But if you want to know the details or get an application, you can go to the link provided, and keep abreast of the locales from our site, Gameshownewsnet.com.
Jason:  Good year to apply for a lot of gameshows. Both in English and Spanish.
Chico:  And if you want to send some more love our way (Gordon loves to hear from his adoring fans, by the way), e-mail wlti@gameshownewsnet.com.
Gordon: Very true - I love my fans. How they adore me.
Jason:  They all do, Gordon. :) But seriously, we love the mail. Knows you are looking at us. And listening.
Gordon: So with that, we end another edition of the show. A special thanks to our American and Canadian guests.
Chico:  And we'd love more of it. Okay, we'll do better next time. Big thanks to Jason, Ryan, Don, and James...  Good job as always, gents.
Jason:  3 weeks to the live broadcast!
Chico:  Mark your calendars. July 16, WLTI Live Show 2.
James:  Whoo!
Chico:  Until next week, for Gordon Pepper and everyone at Game Show Newsnet, I'm Chico.... Goodnight, Miami. And spread the love.