February 20, 2005

Jason:  Hey Now!
Gordon: I think Holly Hallstrom put it there. Or it could have been Dian, or Janice...
Chico:  Someone's been tampering with my copy! :) AGAIN!
Gordon: So we're back and...what surprise do we have for Jason, Chico?
Chico:  I have a birthday present... It's... an island!
Jason:  Oh cool. Thanks guys.
Chico:  A desolate deserted island!
Gordon: Ooooooohhhh.
Jason:  But I want people on it.
Chico:  But it needs people to worship you.
Jason:  This smells like a game to me.
Chico:  You're correct.
Jason:  But it's all good. And I like being worshipped.
Chico:  Okay, we start with...

Hottie or New York from Flavor of Love... I ain't sayin' they're gold diggers, but... who'd you rather have on this island away from Flav and his... uh.. grill?

Mike:   We can't pick both?
Chico:  ... I'll allow it.
Mike:   Both.  If I had to pick one, Hottie.
Jason:  I'll take NY
Gordon: We need beautiful gold diggin' women on the Island, NY already has a bad name, so I'll go with Hottie
Chico:  Like she doesn't already have a bad name...
Gordon: Should I sing Bon Jovi...You give NY a bad name?
Chico:  NO! :-D Anyways, if I had it my way, I'd put both of them... BUT Hottie, you're on the boat to Jason's Deserted Island.  Next?
Gordon: We need some guys to join Hottie. Do we send...

The Brittenium Brothers, who are in Jail for a number of reasons, or do we send Wayne Gretzky and Rick Tocchet, who will probably be joining them?

Jason:  The Twins.
Chico:  Yes.
Mike:   Agreed.
Jason:  Gretzky and Tocchet are not there...yet.
Chico:  Anyone who made a fool of themselves and then relented... unsuccessfully ultimately.. deserves to be on the boat.
Gordon: So we send a pair of Britenniums to be mined for money.
Chico:  Hottie and the Brittenum boys... I could make a wrong joke here... but I'll just leave it to your own devices.
Jason:  no kidding. Next!
Chico:  Going global here..

Bert Newton. Eddie McGuire. Bert hosted the new version of Family Feud down under on the network that is now headed by the former Millionaire host... but alas, it wasn't the hit that as expected. Who gets to host their own Feud on this island?

Jason:  Bert Newton
Mike:   Eddie.  I'm giving Bert a chance.
Gordon: Bert Newton. Reminds me of Todd Newton
Chico:  Reminds me of a bad Ray Combs impersonation. Only my humble opinion. But it looks like Bert is joining our threesome on this island. Who's next?
Gordon: Next one...

We go back to Networks. Do we send away the programming Geniuses at CBS for sticking The Price is Right on Tuesday night at 8pm, or the programming geniuses at NBC for moving the Donald away from it's cushy Thursday night spot, where it should now see it's Thursday nights get destroyed?

Jason:  How bad did TPIR do on Tuesday?
Chico:  Third overall, sixth in the demo.
Jason:  The NBC people. Thursdays are going to get crushed.
Chico:  I don't know. They have no problem seeing improvement on their investment at the 9p hour, even more so than The Apprentice was there... And I think the Apprentice after Deal will have that needed edge on Mondays...That needed push, if you will. Let's send CBS over to the island. Besides, this show was held over from MAY. MAY!!!!
Jason:  You have a point. CBS goes.
Mike:   I agree.  CBS goes away.
Chico:  So the islanders get to see all the Survivor they want... Hopefully they get some ideas or something...But just because the network doesn't go doesn't mean that someone from the network shouldn't go... ergo the next pairing... NBC's Fear Factor is going away for the summer. That said...

Joey's Matt Leblanc or Scrubs' Zach Braff? Both of which will take Joe Rogan's place.

Jason:  Leblanc. Too easy
Mike:   Indeed, way too easy.
Gordon: LeBlanc.
Chico:  Gotcha. Okay, finally...

The Winter Olympics this year is...well...zzzzzzz.....what event or person connected to it needs to go to the Island?

Jason:  Bode Miller.
Chico:  Agreed.
Jason:  Drunk and stupid.
Chico:  And got caught.
Mike:   Bode Miller, but I'd like to put everybody except the U.S. Women's Curling team on the island.  How I'd like some of them to handle my stones...
Jason:  They are cute. But Bode is a butthead.
Chico:  So to sum up...

Hottie and the Brittenum twins sing for Bert Newton, while Matt Leblanc takes skiing lessons from Bode Miller. Afterwards, they all get to watch CBS and worship at the altar of Block.

Jason:  Ah...my subjects. Matt is my jester. Bode, get me a beer.
Chico:  Where February 14 is a national holiday.
Jason:  Cool.
Chico:  Another deserted island made not so thanks to WLTI. What's next, Gordon?
Gordon: Next up - we get to play a game where we play for some air time...and a bonus or two =)
Chico:  Bonus?!
Gordon: Bonus....oooohhhhh....
Jason:  Alright.
Chico:  Now I have to win!
Gordon: We'll get to the game  - and what's at stake - right after this!

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