Episode 30.1 - Summer Road Trip
June 4

Gordon: Welcome back to WLTI. And as the hot sun is out, it rises, with a crying baby.
Chico: New game? NEW GAME!
Gordon: It's a NEW GAME. And it's called....



Chico: So how's it work?
Gordon: Music has been mashed. Why not game shows? I give you a show or event, and you give me a game show that you can mash with it. For example...

The last episode of Cash Cab

Chico: Bumper Stumped. For mobile quizzers that were put in park.
Gordon: Distraction's Cab Finale. If you can't win the cab, Ben Bailey comes out and destroys his own vehicle with a sledgehammer.
Chico: Of course.
Gordon: Next one?
Chico: I got this...

Bob Saget singing the National Anthem for a White Sox game.

Chico: Gordon?
Gordon: 30 Seconds to Fame, All-Stars. The audience votes for which National Anthem singer is the best. Competitors incluse Roseanne Barr and Carl Lewis
Chico: America's Got Saget. You name a talent, Bob Saget can do it.
Gordon: Next one....

The Upcoming 2012 Elections

Chico: Survivor: Beltway. No explanation necessary.
Gordon: I have to go with what we did in Blockbusters 4 years ago - Dual Implications



Chico: Next one.

MINGE pops up on "Countdown".

Gordon: Can you explain to the audience what a MINGE is?
Chico: It's a slang term for ... female parts
Gordon: It's time for WORDPLAY! Your first level of worse this week: Minge, Labia and Lovemato
Chico: ... Darn. Took mine. =p
Gordon: I went old school, yo.
Chico: You want old school? Lingo. The Michael Reagan era, with no repeating letters.
Gordon: M _ _ _ _
Chico: Magic. M-A-G-I-C.
Gordon: ....Let's move on, before my mind completely goes into the gutter.
Chico: You mean AGAIN? =p
Gordon: ...yes. Again. Next...

The latest movie in the Alien Series: Prometheus.

Chico: Make The Grade. Particularly the astronaut rescue fire drill... because you lose your face... in space.
Gordon: Elvira's Scream Test. Winners get to be on the movie and become Alien food.
Chico: nom nom nom...
Gordon: Last one?
Chico: Last one.

The first National History Bee. Complete with Al Roker, Bob Harris, Brian Unger, David Madden, one of the dudes from Top Gear, and 16 of the smartest kids in America.

Gordon: History IQ, Adult/Youth Week.
Chico: Beat the Future Geeks. Seriously that was some good TV.
Gordon: Sure was. So how do you like the game?
Chico: I like it. I like it a lot. I think it's good. What do you think about more new stuff?
Gordon: I think we'll see that after the break.

(Brought to you by America's Next Top NBA Referee. 16 Up and coming contestants try to be the next NBA ref, because the ones we have so far during the playoffs....yuuuuuck.)

Chico: Don't even get me started on that.
Gordon: I think we can be better judge of talent. (Wheels out the SUperToilet 8000)
Chico: Alright! Happy toilet time! Another set of 8 coming. First up...

	THE CHOICE Fox - 9p ET Thursday
	CHICO	GORDON	FLUSH

Chico: It's all of the fun of dating with none of the fun of celebrities. I said it before. I'll say it again. Copier likes to copy. FLUSH HARD.
Gordon: You know on the last show, we only found one show that we flushed.
Chico: And it was the last one
Gordon: I have a feeling we're going to find more than one this week. FLUSH.
Chico: We're clogged. Need to plunge it.
Gordon: ONE
Chico: TWO.
Gordon: THREE!
Chico: PLUNGE!
Gordon: WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Chico: Man, freshen that (^_^).
Gordon: Next?
Chico: Next.... palate cleanser.

	TAKE ME OUT Fox - 8p ET Thursdays
	CHICO	GORDON	PASTRY
	PUSH	FLUSH

Chico: The better of the two Fox dating series, if only because it's original. In that British imports are original. PUSH.
Gordon: You're pushing this? Really? Are you nutty? British imports that don't have music in them do not do good here. I expect this one to follow suit. FLUSH.
Chico: You ever see it? It's trashy, tacky, tasteless, and every bit as entertaining as Baggage, really.
Gordon: I don't think we were watching the same show. Next?
Chico: Next...

	BUNK IFC - 10:30p ET Fridays
	CHICO	GORDON	PUSH
	PUSH	PASTRY

Chico: Looks like it could be fun. PUSH.
Gordon: I agree....but I'm not sure the public is going to get it. Pastry.
Chico: Does the public have to get it for a show to be good?
Gordon: No, but it does have to get it for a show to have any sort of life.
Chico: True. Speaking of life, here's a show with a second one.

	FIGURE IT OUT Nick - 7p ET Weeknights
	CHICO	GORDON	PUSH
	PUSH	PUSH

Gordon: It's the only reason why I watched Nick GAS back in the day. I'm looking forward to this. PUSH.
Chico: BIG PUSH! Good show. Good host behind it. Great game doesn't change.
Gordon: Note to NICK: please don't screw it up.
Chico: They won't. (FF victory cue) Next...

	THE GREAT ESCAPE TNT - June 24
	CHICO	GORDON	FLUSH
	FLUSH	PASTRY

Gordon: I don't know about this one. it has potential, but it depends on the execution. A Cautious Pastry from me.
Chico: Well, it's from the creators of The Amazing Race. It sounds promising, but then again, so did Take the Money and Run. FLUSH.
Gordon: I want to see it before passing judgment. Next?
Chico: Next...

	CRAFT WARS TLC - June 26
	CHICO	GORDON	FLUSH
	FLUSH	JIGGLE

Gordon: I've seen this before. Jiggle.
Chico: Agreed. FLUSH. Next...

	TRUST US WITH YOUR LIFE ABC - July 10
	CHICO	GORDON	FLUSH
	FLUSH	FLUSH

Gordon: It's Thank God Your Here...the return. FLUSH
Chico: Remember Drew Carey's Improv-a-Ganza? Remember Thank God You're here? Remember how long THOSE lasted?
Gordon: More like Thank God it went off the air.
Chico: FLUSH. And make it one...two...
Gordon: THREE!
Chico: PLUNGEITPLUNGEITPLUNGEITPLUNGEITPLUNGEITTTTTT!
Gordon: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Chico; Ick.
Gordon: Smells like Tuna.
Chico: And finally.

	BIG BROTHER CBS - July 12
	CHICO	GORDON	PUSH
	PUSH	PUSH

Gordon: It's our #1 Guilty pleasure here during the Summer. I admit it. PUSH.
Chico: Agreed. PUSH. You watch it because it's there. (FF victory cue)
Gordon: And that ends the Toilet Season. For Now. Now a thing to note... We've seen ads for the Glass House, but as we are not sure if or when it will air, we will not include it on this list.
Gordon: But when it does, we'll mention it. Right now, we mention this!

(Brought to you by Men in Blackbusters. Twenty different alien races. One planet. Who'll connect the stars to get home? Agent S hosts)

Gordon: But what happens if you win and they Neuralize you? Will it count?
Chico: Of course it won't. You know the rules. Memories or it didn't happen.
Gordon: What S stands for something that goes very quick?
Chico: *buzzer* Speedround!
Gordon: Speed round...starts...now! AGT - Did we see the winner this week?
Chico: Nope. We see it in the YouTube round.
Gordon: I think we have still already seen him
Chico: The sob story with the thing?
Gordon: Isnt it always?
Chico: Yep.
Gordon: Will we see any major Jeopardy winners this week?
Chico: Nope. I think we're done for the season. Which Fox dating show gets more viewers?
Gordon: I'll say The Choice due to more celebrities, but the right answer is The Great Toe Jam Licking Wife finder.
Chico: Gross?
Gordon: You'd watch
Chico: Um. No.
Gordon: Any email?
Chico: One. From Lee Hubbard.

VIEWER MAIL

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From: Lee Hubbard WWTBAM season finale. When does it air?

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Chico: I know we have a new week of episodes this week. Beyond that, no idea. But if I were to guess, I'd say this was it.
Gordon: Sounds good. Thanks Lee! If you want to send email to us, go to wlti@gameshownewsnet.com.
Chico: or find us on Twitter, facebook, and YouTube
Gordon: By the way, we do NOT need any web services or hosting and we don't want to give you any of our info to the British National Lottery.
Chico: ... so don't ask.
Gordon: Please don't. That ends the show this week. Special thanks to no one in particular, since it's just Chico and myself this go around.
Chico: Next week, a round of reviews of the premieres of THIS week. It's just the start of the big WLTI summer. Until then, thanks for riding the WLTI, and for Gordon Pepper and everyone at GSNN... Game over, and spread the love.