Gordon: Welcome back to WLTI. Thanks for being part of our week...
Chico: ...and allowing our week to be a part of you. That's about right, right?
Gordon: Right. Now May is the time of graduating if you're in college and about to be graduating if you're in high school.
Chico: And let's not forget our dads.
Gordon: No, let's not. Their wallets may be graduating to the college of cardiac arrest. We thought it was our civil duy to have presents for people. Since we like to be in that mindset. Hi dad. (waves)
Chico: Hi Gordon's dad.
Gordon: Hi Chico's dad also (waves)
Chico: Anyway, you have presents all around.
Gordon: I do. Lets start with the following.

Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey. They aren't dads. In fact you could make a case that they were both a pair of mothers during Idol, but they are both goneski.

Chico: How about an olive branch. Nicki gets a copy of the "Music Box" album. Mariah gets the "Superbass" single.
Gordon: I'm going to make this family fun. Mariah gets a set of strollers for her new kids. Nicki will get a book on parenting when Mariah decides to have her over to babysit...which will be April 31st of this year.
Chico: at 25:00. Don't be late.
Gordon: Definitely not. next one?
Chico: Next one...

The Beast has landed. Mark Labbett is in Hollywood shooting "The Chase". What can we give him as a housewarming gift?

Gordon: I know! Ken Jenning's Quizzology set. It has a lot of U.S. Trivia, and Mark may need it.
Chico: Sounds great. How about every Trivial Pursuit edition made as well?
Gordon: Even Canada?
Chico: Even Canada. Can't hurt.
Gordon: Sounds good. Next one...

Judith Hill needs some love. Our overwhelming favorite just got bounced to obscurity.

Chico: How about the Michael Jackson Number Ones box set? Just to bring back old times?
Gordon: Sure. But I'm going above and beyond the call of duty. I'm giving her the little black book of every music executive in CA
Chico: And some in NYC.
Gordon: Sure, I'll throw in NYC.
Chico: You know a few. You can hook her up.
Gordon: I could. Next one?
Chico: Next...

We have to give Meredith Vieira a going-away present.

Gordon: We do indeed. Being that she's a military fan, what about 2 tickets to the Army / Navy game?
Chico: How about this. The 1001 Things to Do Before You Die guidebook. She strikes me as the lady who will go anywhere and do anything. And now she has the time to do so! In between, you know, talk show pilots.
Gordon: And she'll get one of them quite quickly, I would think. Next one...

Jeff Probst. He of the having to potentially deal with an army of Hantz.

Chico: A bottle of Excedrin. Or maybe two.... hundred. No one man should be forced to endure so many Hantzes.
Gordon: I would get him a CD set of Family Feud episodes and have him study the family. He'll need it.
Chico: I think he needs to have a connection to YouTube, so he can watch Steve Harvey in action.
Gordon: True. Last one?
Chico: Last one...

Kellie Pickler needs to get a gift for her surprise win on Dancing.

Gordon: ...a duet with Havana Brown :)
Chico: Yes please! *drops mic*
Gordon: *Applause*
Chico: That's the game, kids. And that's all the presents we have.
Gordon: We give the hamsters a present of our dignity after this break.

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Chico: I'm going to sit over here and shake my head.
Gordon: Push or Flush the Tar Heel's 2013-2014 men's Basketball season?
Chico: Flush
Gordon: Aw. Now, I wheel in part 2 of this (wheels in the SuperToilet 8000)
Chico: Let's start the next round of 10. First up...

	AMERICA'S GOT TALENT NBC - 9p ET Tuesdays
	CHICO	GORDON	PUSH
	PUSH	PUSH

Chico: With new judges Heidi Klum and Mel B. PUSH that. You know what to do.
Gordon: I do. The season looks fun. PUSH
Chico: (fanfare) Later that night...

	TOTAL BLACKOUT Syfy - 9p ET Tuesdays
	CHICO	GORDON	JIGGLE
	JIGGLE	JIGGLE

Chico: Is it me or is the novelty wore out?
Gordon: It wore out a while ago, like Aunt Norma's dried fruitcake. Jiggle.
Chico: Jiggle is about right. Jaleel's still good.. but dude... Variety! Right after...

	EXIT Syfy - 10p ET Tuesdays
	CHICO	GORDON	PUSH
	PUSH	PUSH

Chico: Basically 100 Floors... if it were a game show. I'm going to push this.
Gordon: I'm going to push this also. It's original, and as long as they don't screw it up, could be fun.
Chico: (fanfare) Next...

	REDNECK ISLAND CMT - 10:30p ET Wednesdays
	CHICO	GORDON	FLUSH
	FLUSH	FLUSH

Gordon: (Burp) Flush.
Chico: Survivor with beer, boobs, and... well, rednecks. FLUSH. Mix beer and boobs, you have a clog. One!
Gordon: TWO!
Chico: THREE!
Gordon: PLUNGE!!
Chico: Weeeeeeeeee! And the aroma of the week... maraschino cherry.
Gordon: Laced with grenadine. Next one?
Chico: Next...

	72 HOURS TNT - 9p ET Thursdays
	CHICO	GORDON	JIGGLE
	FLUSH	PASTRY

Gordon: 3 teams look for hidden treasure. Sound familiar?
Chico: I liked it on ABC back when it was called Expedition Improbable. FLUSH.
Gordon: This is more like Extreme Geocaching. It has the potential to be fun - but this feels more like Lost. Still, I'll give it the benefit of the doubt, because it's on TNT, so it should have good production values. Pastry.
Chico: The last really good show with big values was "The Great Escape". Just saying.
Gordon: And we both liked the show a lot.
Chico: On that same network. On that same night...

	THE HERO TNT - 8p ET Thursdays
	CHICO	GORDON	PASTRY
	PASTRY	JIGGLE

Chico: Dwayne Johnson is looking for a hero. He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast, and he's gotta be fresh from the fight.
Gordon: And he's gonna be looking for nachos when the show is over. Jiggle.
Chico: This is a show I can get into. If you're a fan of the Rock, then you'll smell-la-la-la-la what this is cooking. Pastry.
Gordon: I like what he's cooking - and I like the premise - you get money and decide to keep it or put it in a pot. WHat I don't like - America votes on the winner.
Chico: EW. I'll still hold out hope. Pastry. Next...

	RACE TO THE SCENE Reelz - 9p ET Thursdays
	CHICO	GORDON	JIGGLE
	JIGGLE	FLUSH

Chico: Movies! Stunts! Dolph Lundgren! All the things you go to the movies for over the summer? You get... a half-assed version on TV. Jiggle.
Gordon: You're being nice. I'm not. Flush.
Chico: Three more shows...

	HGTV STAR HGTV - June 9
	CHICO	GORDON	PUSH
	PUSH	PASTRY

Chico: Easy push. Mark Burnett mans a show that just makes sense.
Gordon: The show has grown on me. I admit it. Pastry.
Chico: It's a good show. Also a good show...

	CHOPPED Food - June 11
	CHICO	GORDON	PUSH
	PUSH	PUSH

Chico: Can we just say this? This show... WILL RUN FOREVER. PUSH.
Gordon: Its a Juggernaut. PUSH
Chico: (fanfare) Forever, Ted Allen. FOREVER. Next...

	WHODUNNIT ABC - June 23
	CHICO	GORDON	JIGGLE
	FLUSH	PASTRY

Chico: I liked this show back when it was called Murder in Small Town X.
Gordon: Mole in Small Town X you mean
Chico: Either eye-ther. FLUSH.
Gordon: I won't flush it, because I like these sort of shows. Just please
make it hard and don't cheat like Murder in Small Town X did. Pastry.
Chico: Do we have time for one more? Let's do one more...

	MINUTE TO WIN IT GSN - June 25
	CHICO	GORDON	JIGGLE
	JIGGLE	FLUSH

Chico: We reviewed it, but will it get better?
Gordon: No. Flush.
Chico: ... The game, yes. The host... Jiggle. Sorry, Apolo. Anyway, that's going to do it on the toilet. Let's wipe and call it a break. Speed Round after this.

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Chico: The longest 11 days of your life.
Gordon: So we better speed them up with a Speed Round....now! The Voice - who wins?
Chico: Danielle vs. Michelle final. Danielle wins. America calls BS. And then we ask Blake to get more rockers on his squad next season.
Gordon: Judith can't win, I don't care. Millionaire: How will Cedric do?
Chico: ... I'm afraid, daddy.
Gordon: I think he'll hold his own. Wheel of Fortune - any more millionaires?
Chico: Nope. Jeopardy!?
Gordon: I think someone will make a run, but not that big. Any email?
Chico: Nope. But how can they get in touch wtih us? How about by email at wlti@gameshownewsnet.com . Or how about by Twitter @wltiongsnn
Gordon: Either way is fine with me. And that ends this week's show. Special thanks to no one in particular, since it's Chico and I this week.
Chico: Next week, there's a lot of debuts. And we're going to review every one of them. Plus, AGT's back! You can't wait for that, right?
Gordon: I can't wait. The other shows....I can. but we'll get all of that next week. For this week, this is Gordon pepper saying Game OVER AND SPREAD THE LOVE