Chico: Not to mention staging fake versions of your favorite shows.
Jason: Jon...bad joke...that's all I'll say.
Chico: Jon, You need writers more than anybody.
Jason: And this strike ain't ending anytime soon. Believe that.
Gordon: That's some bad news. Come to think of it, I have a lot of bad news. Your job is to put a good spin on it.
Jason: I'll try.
Rob: Ok, let's do it then.
Gordon: First one...

Former America's Next Top Model first-season contestant Elyse Sewell saw her romantic relationship with Shins rocker Martin Crandall come to a rocky end as she gets arrested.

Chico: The good news... now she can concentrate on nailing that hot ass James Blunt.
Jason: The Good News -- the Shins can go back to being a semi-famous band again.
Rob: the Good News - She'll be open for the idea of doing the next season of The Surreal Life.
Gordon: The good news - I hear Jessica Sierra's looking for a bunkmate
Josh: Good news: Adrienne Curry is now not the only first-season model known for whoring it up with someone semi-famous?
Gordon: Fair enough, next one...

Billy Bush sees $300,000 go bye bye thanks to an incorrect answer on Stonewall Jackson

Chico: The good news: at least we know it's genetic.
Gordon: Ouchie.
Josh: Ack...took mine.
Jason: Very funny.
Rob: The Good News - it really does take only a pretty face to make it in the Television industry. No brains needed.
Gordon: The Good News - at least Barbie has another man to select from if she doesn't want to go back to ken.
Jason: The Good News: we can now forget Let's Make a Deal.
Josh: Good news: Access Hollywood now has enough of a story for a whole new week of shows.
Gordon: There we go. Next one...

Taylor Hicks, Katharine McPhee and Ruben Studdard are all dropped by the SONY BMG Family

Jason: The good news....Sony has some room for some talented artists.
Josh: Good News: Fact in knowing Ruben Studdard and Taylor Hicks are still alive!
Chico: The good news... Taylor Hicks, Katharine McPhee and Ruben Studdard are all dropped by the Sony BMG family...
Gordon: The good news - They can now all rest under the Cherry Tree for awhile
Jason: With the Black Horse.
Rob: Good News - At least we all know that Clay Aiken should have won American Idol And, Sony BMG can now focus their attention on promoting Coheed and Cambria's latest CD.
Chico: Until May when they're forced to pimp the newest winner.
Rob: Who we will all forget by this same time next year.
Jason: Which we hope does better than Ms. Sparks.
Gordon: We can only hope. Next one...

Power of 10 is getting blasted in the ratings.

Rob: The Good News - CBS will wise up and move it to another timeslot so it
could get better ratings.
Jason: The good news --- we still get to see Drew Carey do his thing.
Chico: The good news... Drew Carey's getting two paychecks.
Josh: Good news: There's always TPIR.
Gordon: The Good News - At least Drew will not have to worry about trying to
get enough time to do cameos in other shows. Next one...

Jessica Sierra. Just pick a story. Any story.

Jason: The Good News -- Britney is being a role model to someone.
Josh: Good news: Now I'll have something to look forward to next weekend.
Chico: The good news... Miley Cyrus gets to see her future if she doesn't start playing smart.
Rob: The Good News - We always get to point and laugh at her mistakes this time next week.
Jason Who would have thought the best role model for girls in the entertainment industry is Billy Ray Cyrus's daughter.
Chico: Yeah, seriously.
Gordon: The Good News - Now she and Toastee will partner up with Militia and Simon Rex and create their Adult Entertainment Line.
Jason: Oh. My.
Gordon: Gives 'Put your Mouth to the Mike' a whole new meaning
Chico: Ew?
Jason: Well, there goes our PG rating.
Gordon: Last one...for us...

The Bachelorette is getting renewed.

Chico: The good news... America's Got Talent is on the other station.
Jason: The good news -- Chico and the Wall can meet again...and again...and again.
Chico: You're trying to set me up with the wall, aren't you?
Jason: :)
Rob: The Good News - I have a lot of other channels I can watch and devote my time to. Man, I dislike Bachelor/ette
Chico: Welcome to the club, brother.
Gordon: The Good News - This is actually a secret plot for Mike Fleiss to actually give Chico some screen time. He wants Chico to apply. Go get 'em, Chico!
Chico: How about no!
Gordon: Don't you want to be on a TV game show, Chico?
Chico: No, no, no, no, no! Not this one. I have standards, don't you know. No!
Jason: Sure you do
Josh: Good news: If I watch, there is only one female that I'm required to devoting my attention to.
Chico: I don't care. The most beautiful woman in the world is the one that loves me.
Gordon: Which is Palmela?
Chico: No. And if you're out there... My email is chico@gameshownewsnet.com. =p
Gordon: Well, that's all we have for us. However, we have one for you guys. Here's all you have to do. We'll put up a Bad News. You email us with 'The Good News is...' and we post up the best ones next week. Before we do that, last week's answer was....who knows last week's answer?
Josh: The Tiffany quote?
Gordon: Yes, the Tiffany quote
Chico: Trump?
Jason: Trump
Gordon: That would be Donald Trump. The winner from the randomly drawn names, is... Erick Vallejos! Congratulations, Erick! You get to see your name up here!
Josh: *confetti*
Gordon: Now for this week's Bad News...

Gordon: The funniest answers get some air time here next week.
Jason: Cool
Chico: But up next... they said it couldn't be done... They said it SHOULDN'T be done... but we went ahead and did... Buzzers and plungers are working overtime.
Gordon: Weeeeee
Chico: Stick around. We'll be right back.

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