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Green Eggs and Barker
April 20
Gordon: I am Gordon. Gordon I am.
Jason: I am Jason. Jason I am.
Gordon: But I don't have Green Eggs And Ham.
Jason: Nor do I have a rack of lamb.
Gordon: Now Jason I am, come take a look. Will you peek at my
Bob Barker book?
Jason: No, I do not want to look. I will not look at your new
book.
Gordon: Will you read the new book here? Will you read the new
book there?
Jason: I will not read the new book here. I will not read the
new book there. I will not, will not read the book. I will not
even take a look.
Gordon: Would you could you on a Mac? Would you while hearing
'Baby's Got Back?'
Jason: I would not do it on a Mac. And not while hearing
'Baby's Got Back'. I will not read the new book here. I will
not read the new book there. I will not, will not read the
book. I will not even take a look.
Gordon: Would you on a Trip To New York? While being served
Green Eggs and Pork?
Jason: I would not on a Trip to New York. And not while being
served Green Eggs and Pork. I will not read the new book here.
I will not read the new book there. I will not, will not read
the book. I will not even take a look.
Gordon: Maybe a plane isn't your style. Would you drive a
country mile? Would you read it in a Honda? Would you read it
with Jane Fonda?
Jason: I would not read it on a Honda...and I sure as heck
wouldn't read it with Jane Fonda. I will not read the new book
here. I will not read the new book there. I will not, will not
read the book. I will not even take a look.
Gordon: Maybe you just need a breather. A trip to Cabo could
relieve you. Would you read it in Cabo San Lucas? Before
watching a film from George Lucas?
Jason: I do not need a little breather. I do not need a nice
reliever. I would not read it in Cabo San Lucas before
watching a film from George Lucas. I will not read the new
book here. I will not read the new book there. I will not,
will not read the book. I will not even take a look.
Gordon: The cost of movies is too high. I'm sure you'd prefer
the night sky. Would you read it on the beach? With dinner and
drinks within reach?
Jason: I will not read it on the beach with dinner and drinks
within reach. I will not read the new book here. I will not
read the new book there. I will not, will not read the book. I
will not even take a look.
Gordon: A Yacht! A Yacht! Would you read it on a yacht? While
gazing at artwork by George Seurat?
Jason: Are you nuts? I will not read on it on a Yacht. And I
just can't stand George Seurat! I will not read it on the
beach with dinner and drinks within reach. I would not read it
in Cabo San Lucas before watching a film from George Lucas. I
would not read it on a Honda while I'm driving with Jane
Fonda. I would not on a Trip to New York. And not while being
served Green Eggs and Pork. I would not do it on a Mac. I
would not doing it while hearing Baby's Got Back. I will not
read the new book here. I will not read the new book there. I
will not, will not read the book. I will not even take a look!
Now stop this nonsense, Gordon I am! I'm checking my email for
Green Eggs and Spam!
Gordon: You do not like it, so you say. Try it, try it, and
you may. Try it and you may, I say. (Hands Jason I Am the book 'Priceless Memories' by Bob
Barker)
Jason: (reads the book)...Say! I do like this! I do like this,
Gordon I am! I will read this new book here. And I will read
this new book there. I will read it on a Mac. And not while
hearing 'Baby's Got Back'. I will do it on a Trip to New York,
while being served Green Eggs and Pork I will read it on a
Honda...but I still won't read it with Jane Fonda.
Gordon: Aw.
Jason: I will read it in Cabo San Lucas while watching a film
by George Lucas. I will read it on the beach while dinner and
drinks are within reach. I will read it on a yacht while
looking at George Seurat. I do so, do so, like this book.
Thank you Gordon for making me look.
Gordon: And to those reading this via computer, please keep
your pets spayed and neutered.
Gordon and Jason apologize to Dr. Seuss's ghostly eyes.
Want to talk, the address to get is
gordon@gameshownewsnet... .com.
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