You Can't Handle the Truth!
January 25
If
you've read WLTI this week, you know our thoughts on The Moment of
Truth. I decided this week to take a different spin on the column this
week, and not harp on the show - but rather, if they do a celebrity
version, who I would want to see on the show.
Roger Clemens / Barry Bonds - We all know that steroids have been used
rampantly within Major League Baseball. Most of us not only want to know
if they have done it, but we want names. Now. If they get strapped in
the Lie Detector, we'll get those names.
Criss Angel / David Blaine - I don't know about you, but I want to know
how they do all those magic tricks. And no,. I'm not talking about the 5
and dime ones that we saw in Phenomenon. I want to know the real good
stuff.
The head of the AMPTP - Are you really giving the writers a fair deal?
Or is this just you guys eating up most of the pie and giving them a
sliver. You can replace the AMPTP with any major corporate group, for
that matter.
O.J. SImpson - This would have gone up just because of the Ron Goldman
mysteries many years back, but now he's finding out that what happens in
Vegas doesn't necessarily stay in Vegas. Come to think of it, we want to
know what happened in Vegas, too.
George W. Bush - I want to know if he's hiding the U.S. economy in the
same place where he put the real weapons of mass destruction. Just
having his family there while he has to tell the truth would be
priceless.
Paris Hilton - You know you want to know everything about her family
business. And you know you want to know all about her night life
activities. And you know you want to know about what she does with
her...assets. You also know you'll never be man enough to admit it, so
I'll do it for you. See? Painless.
All of the 2008 Presidential Candidates - Just offer the $500,000 as a
campaign donation. Though I expect all of them to flunk out before they
hit $10,000.
So those are my top people that I want to be on The Moment of Truth. But
now, I switch the forum to the audience. Who do you want to see here?
Email me for your answers, and the best ones will see some web time in a
future column.
Gordon Pepper does
a mean Don Mercer. E-mail him a few good jump-offs
at
gordon@gameshownewsnet.com.
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