Our good friend Chris informs us that the "schedule on crack" will jump again on Monday, so don't get too used to seeing the Wileys or the Johnsons. (C-Note: Although judging from the stunt pulled by the challengers today, do we really want'em back? See, they all had fake redneck teeth on. Scary, really. Have some respect, you're on syndicated TV for bloody Christ... Heh...)

Round 1: some place a teenager complains about having to go (6). School is tops for Donald. Church, a family function, and the store come from the champs, while the challengers get a chance to steal with the doctor's. It's good for 93. Other answer: work.

Round 2: a word or phrase that has the word "sponge" in it (6). Spongebob Squarepants is your hero, and he's number one for Brenda. Other sponges: sponge cake and sponge bath. The Johnsons try again with kitchen sponge... Good for 87 more, 180 total. Other answer: sponge off people, sponge mop.

I guess I should get off them for the teeth then.... I guess.

Double Round: besides the United States, a country you most admire (full board). Eric gets #3, Italy, and plays it. Kelli gets France, #5. England is good for #1. Canada is good for #2. We heart Canada. Australia gives the bank enough points for the Johnsons to put it away. All they have to do now is get #6 or avoid a steal. It's up to Kati. "They produce a lot of the cars we use, Japan." Not there. Going to the Wileys. They say Europe... (C-Note: If I may go on my soapbox for a moment... *pulls out bullhorn*.. EUROPE IS NOT A COUNTRY!!!!)... Not there, the Johnsons win it, 300-0. Other answer: Ireland.

Scott & Amy get the unabridged Fast Money round this time. First half: Amy gets 55. Doesn't get any better for this crazy episode as they take only 72, total of $360.

Seems like we forgot to credit Vik with $1000 yesterday. Our bad. On today's special World AIDS Day show, ambassador Ashley Judd will be giving us some clues on the epidemic. Vik starts with $200 The Bill of Rights, finding the Daily Double under $1000 Travel & Tourism. With $800 more than both Jenn and Adam, he bets everything. The clue: this cruise line's flagship is its sixth to bear the name Rotterdam. "What is Holland America?" That... would've gotten him $2400. Instead, he's zapped to nothingness on "Royal Dutch." I'll give you a royal Dutch, Vik... *fist shakey at the screen*

Ashley wraps up this Jeopardy! round, as Jenn gets the last clue on the board to go to -$600. Adam in the lead with $3200, while Vik is in the middle with $1800... Royal Dutch indeed. Jenn gets first pickings in Double Jeopardy!...

... with $400 Name That Poem, as Vik finds the first Daily Double under $1200. Still at $1800 to Adam's 32, he risks the max of $2000 on this: TS Eliot: "Let us go then, you and I, when the evening is spread out against the sky." "What is 'The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock'?" Better than Royal Dutch, at least, it's right for $3800 and the lead. He shoots into the lead when he hits Daily Double #2, $2000 in And Now from the Briefing Room. Ahead by $2200, Vik bets $3500 on the law invoked by Carter in 1978 to force coal miners back to work after a 3-month strike. "What is Taft-Hartley?" Got it for $15,700. He ends with that much, while Adam ends with $10,000. Jenn, still in the red by $600, shirks off the stage (literally) with $1000.

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Final Jeopardy! in "Geography": 10 million people live in this country that is almost bisected by the second-longest river in Europe. Correct question: What is Hungary?

Theoretically, Vik can make six figs today with a right answer and a big bet. But one thing stops in his way, as Adam is right with $20,000. Vik is... wrong with Romania, which means he'll leave with $74,002, and Adam will return to defend tomorrow!

Royal Dutch... *grumble grumble*

$2000 TV Title Tossup GREY'S ANATOMY goes to Lee'or, as we put a trip to San Francisco (not that far from where I grew up) to shop at the Sharper Image. It's all worth $7500. First spin round: Same Name. Lee'or makes a nice clip, but Loses a Turn. Janessa picks it up with $2500 for each L, two of them. But she learns of the used-letter board the hard way. Jeff tries to solve PERSONAL REALITY CHECK for $900... but forgets the ampersand. Lee'or gets the ampersand and the $2650, $5650 so far.

Eggland's Best Jackpot Round is a Phrase.... and a Prize Puzzle! You know what that means. Lee'or spins Bankrupt, and $2100 goes bye-bye. Janessa gets back the Wheel... and for $1950 solves THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING... a phrase you'll hear a LOT on your plane to Curacao! And you'll be on the same plane with her if your Wheel Watcher ID is AG03461. So far, she has $6620 and the lead.

Mystery Round: It's all (a $10,000 Pricegrabber.com shopping spree) or nothing. And it's Rhyme Time with crazy letters on the board. Jeff alone gets seven T's for $2100 and six E's for -$250. Lee'or gets her hands on the Wheel and spins out Lose a Turn. Janessa gets a break... Break's over, Lose a Turn. Jeff gets his hands back on the Wheel, and picks up $1000 from Linens-N-Things... only to give it all back. Lee'or picks up $1000 from homeclick.com... only to Lose another blasted Turn.  Janessa wipes out all the consonants before solving GOOD NIGHT SLEEP TIGHT DON'T LET THE BEDBUGS BITE for $2500, $9120 total.

$3000 Around The House Tossup... That's a lot of GLASS CLEANER, as Lee'or is three-for-three. On the Map is next, and we're into the Final Spin with $1300 for each letter that isn't a vowel. And like nothing, Janessa solves HOT SPRINGS ARKANSAS for $1300 and the win with $10,420. Lee'or leaves with $5650, while Jeff is out with a grand.

Bonus land time, as we try and decipher a Thing. With the usual six and her choices of HCG A, we get...

_ L _ _ _ _ _

No help. She misses PLYWOOD, missing out on the Chrysler 300. But still, a trip to Curacao and $10,420 in other stuff as well ain't bad.