The Killingers are at even numbers as they try to add another $20,000 to their payday. The Martinez, of course, out to stop'em cold. Round 1: an occupation that gets hit on by bored housewives (full board). The pool boy gets Kirk #7. But the champs elect to pass. Good strategy, as the Martinez strike out after getting the number one, mailman. Can they capitalize with "contractor"? Got it. Killingers get 36. Other answers: plumber, UPS/deliveryman, milkman, salesman, cable guy. AKA the entire first season of "Desperate Housewives".

Round 2: past or present, a famous Bob (6). Linda gets wiiildd... Bob Hope's number one. For the record, Bob Barker is #2. Newhart also makes the survey. The Killingers try to bob this board with Bob Marley. No woman, no cry, the Killingers get 114. Other answers: Bob Saget, Bob Crane.

Double Round: something adults take lessons in (5). Dawn dances with the top of the board. Pianos and computers also rally up the bank. Can the Martinez steal with "self-defense?" No. Killingers up to 230. Other answers: parenting, exercise/swimming.

Triple Round: something about their jobs that teachers hate (4). Lesley gets the kids... #1. That's her third triple round #1 in a row. They also hate to grade stuff, the salary, and ... it's up to the Martinez family. Yolanda's a teacher, and she hates the parents. They're up there! So it's 237-230 in favor of the challengers as they force...

Sudden Death: the boss of the family is the one who controls what? Diane with the buzz-in... "The money." And the champs are going for the money, 482-237.

Diane & Kirk try yet again for another $20,000 in Fast Money. A tough go-round, as Diane gets 33 from four questions. Can Kirk make up the difference? Nope. They only get one number one in a specific item that no one pays full price for (a car) for 92, giving them another $460, $21,960 for four days.... One more time.

Andy has twice broken away to the champion. Wil the third time be just as sweet? Andy starts with $200 They Kilt (between "Oh, My Gods!" and "Kinsey"). At $2600, Andy finds the Daily Double under, what else, $600 "South" Park. He bets only $400 on what is surrounded by the Philippines, Borneo, and Taiwan. "What is the South China Sea?" He goes to $3000 in time for the TV time out, where Mark has $2000 and Alison has $1200.

At the end of the Jeopardy! round, it's once again all about Andy, as he storms out ahead with $10,000 to Alison's $3200. Mark, with $2000, starts Double Jeopardy!...

... with $400 "Ox" Marks the Spot. Andy begins to show a sign of slowing, as Mark starts to speed up with the Daily Double under $1200 Start Spreading the Noose. He puts in $4600 for the lead. The clue: "Emerson said this man, hanged for treason on December 2, 1859, would make the gallows "as glorious as the cross." "Who is John Brown?" You're in the lead with $12,200! The penultimate clue also belongs to Mark, under $1600 Math. He bets $2300 for the lead again (he trails Andy by $200) on the ratio of vertical to horizontal distance a line covers. Sounds like a slope. Let's see what Mark said. "I'm sorry, I don't know." That's the way it ends, as Mark is close behind in second with $9900, Alison is close behind in third with $8000, and Andy is no longer the sure thing with $12,400. Andy had better be smart about this...

Final Jeopardy! in "Famous Englishmen": in 2004 a top entry in a 6,000-mile albatross race was sponsored by a descendant of this man who died in 1834. Correct response: Who is Samuel Taylor Coleridge?

Mark is right as he doubles up to $16,000, meaning that Andy will have to bet $3600 or more on Coleridge to come back tomorrow... "Who was Lord Byron?" The $3600 is a moot point as Andy leaves with $30,800, handing over the champ gloves to Mark, who returns tomorrow with $16,000.

What the heck's a DRAWF (dwarves everywhere are saying "WTF"?) Sal & Ewa get DITZY for 25. And on top of being schooled by the Striking Viking, Sal draws red. Ty & Laurie capitalize, getting TRICK. Sal & Ewa play SMART after Ty & Laurie don't... and now Ewa draws red. They have 50, and they still haven't marked their Lingo board.

After Chuck unceremoniously welcomes Sal (who doth protest too much) & Ewa into the loyal fraternity of game show hosts, the two score WHOLE and RACKS, finally marking the board for a Lingo, giving them 150 to 25 at the end of round 1. Yes, Chuck, round 1 is the over.

Break balls with "Ballbreakers" Monday nights at 10p ET. We here at the 'net want it to do as well as possible, since it's a reasonably good game. Ty & Laurie get a C to start round 2. But Sal & Ewa get COURT. Sal gets the ? ball for a second Lingo, giving them 300 to the Yellows' 25. And they're still not done, getting PRAWN, RATIO, and another red ball. Waiting for Sal to protest... Not gonna happen. Hosts win, 400-25, in a debacle not seen since... Tuesday. Ty & Laurie get $1000 each

No, Chuck, Ballbusters is played on a five-by-four circular board. It airs at 10:30 in some other weird dimension. With four letters in Bonus Lingo (one for winning the game, two for each Lingo, and one because this is a charity game), Sal & Ewa get BREAK, LIVES, FIGHT, CHALK, HORNS, and SLING, for six. That's worth $600 and eight balls. A 10 will get them $10,000. Ewa's got the hot hands... and she's got the 10. Told ya... Hot hands! They split the $10 grand.

Next time, two civvies play pawns to a couple of best friends/better enemies from the Great White North.

Like Stuart Scott says of Andrew, if you can't go to college, go to Duke. I'm obliged to quote this, because we're both Carolina grads. Leading Off in round 1, we start with the top 25 NHL playoff scoring leaders. "Guy LaFleur" lands Steve in the dark at 3. "Bobby Orr" lands Andrew in the dark at 3. "Esa Tikkanen" lands Matt in the dark at 3. Schwab lights'em up at 4. Next topic: 19 players with a pass reception for the Giants in the Super Bowl. Steve repeats, and Andrew and Matt just fizzle, meaning that the score is still tied at 7 for those two. Steve has 6, while the Schwab has 9. Final topic: 25 player on the World Series Champion 1991 Twins roster. Steve is done after 1, meaning that he's out. Andrew and Matt live on.

After Stuart rags on Andrew... again... we take on Who's Got More?. We give you a stat, you tell us who's got more. Played in 40-second rounds, correct answers are worth 1 in round 1 and 2 in round 2. This is a Speed-Up round, so don't be slow. Andrew goes with MLB career hits. Andrew gets through seven for 7. Matt gets MLB career wins, ten of'em for 10. NFL & AFL for round 2. Andrew gets touchdown passes. He needs two to stick around. He gets 10 for 20, giving him 27, meaning that Matt needs 9 in career rushing yards. He gets... eight, meaning the Dukie collects a $1000 check en route to...

The Schwab Showdown. The categories...

Put Me In, Coach (football coaches when they were players)
It's Freezing Gold (Winter Olympic heroes)
Be More Pacific (west coast NBA)
Diamonds Aren't Forever (old baseball stadium)

Schwab and Andrew sweep through the 1-pointers and the 2-pointers. Andrew gets his first strike in 3-points Diamonds Aren't Forever, meaning that Schwab will have to get this next one right to clinch the Showdown. 3 points, Be More Pacific...

Question: Who was a player for both the Philadelphia & San Francisco Warriors, as well as head coach for both the San Francisco & Golden State Warriors? "Al Attles?" "How you know that stuff, man?" Schwabbie wins it, 12-6.

Does Guillermo have a car for a hippie named Arturo? No, but he does have a money printing machine with bills inside. He also has Curtain #1 available, which Arturo takes. He turns down...$1,000 in the machine. Instead he gets Emperor Chascus Maximus in a very old day bed with plastic grapes and over sized plants. Oops.

Hopefully Luz the female scarecrow and Alberto the mime will do better than Arturo. Guillermo gives Luz Curtain #1, which only has 1 article. He offers $400 to buy it back. Luz takes the money and passes up a refrigerator worth $797. Now for the mime, who has curtain #2, he turns down Guillermo's $400 and gets a nice sofa and lamp set worth $1,259. He shares some silent congratulations with Guillermo.

Will he share in selecting el Gran Trato? We'll see...but first we see if Jose and Jacqueline want to trade a $15,000 car for a shot at $5,000. Uh...no. Alberto and Luz both will trade the sofa and $400, respectively, for a shot. The mime wants door #3 while Luz wants door #1. First, we see door #2, which has $800. Next up is door...#1, as Luz gets patio furniture, a barbecue, lobster-grams, and 2 bicycles for a total of $2,047. The big deal goes to the guy who hasn't said anything - until now, as he says he can talk. He can squeal in delight with a new dining set with china, a dishwasher, a range, and a $200 certificate to Home Depot. The total is $5,147. Believe it or not, he's not the big winner, as we gave away a car today. Total damage - over $21,000. Wow.

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I think Brandon the college student would have had this puzzle, which is TEXTBOOK. Jeannie didn't and lost a Toyota 4 Runner. But don't feel too bad as Jeannie leaves with a big total of $39,000 in cash and trip to Spain!