Welcome to the THIRD season of Nick Cannon's Wild N' Out! Whoopie! The first 2 seasons were awesome, so I expect nothing less this time around. Nick expects...a new DJ? After we get a cute opening clip of Grandma Martinez doing some cleaning...and finding a want ad for a new DJ (Don't worry fans, DJ D-Wrek is back for season 3), it's time to start the party!

The special guest this week is...Big Boi, with a performance from Big Boi and the Purple Ribbon All-Stars.

The Red Squad
Nick Cannon
Spanky Hayes
Corey Holcomb (Yes, THAT Last Comic Standing Corey Holcomb)
Cameron Goodman
Katt Williams
Shawty
Randall Park

The Black Squad
Big Boi
Mikey Day
Leonard Robinson
Affion Crockett
Nyima Funk
Taran Killam
Marques Ray

(I like the new graphics, by the way).

Game 1 - Plead the Fif. Nick and Big Boi have to answer questions by the other teams. If they can, they get the point. If they can't, the opposing team gets the point. Nick is asked if his clothes stain belongs to Tyra Banks or Christina Milian - and he can't (1-0, Black). Big Boi was asked what happened when her ex came from Corey Holcomb's house with a sweaty neck and a crooked wig, and Big Boi said that it was just an 8 time ho (2-0, Black).

Nick is asked if he preferred The Love Below or Speakerboxxx. Nick says Speakerboxxx because Big Boi is here and Red gets on the board. Big Boi is asked how does it feel to perform next to his friend who wears a blouse. Big Boi says that he's going to beat his a$$, but that's not really a good answer and the score is tied at 2.

Nick is asked what happened when he found out that Nick and Eva had the same sized ass. Nick tries to get out of it, but can't and Black goes up 3-2. Big Boi is asked by Randall Park if he prefers to see Randal have sex with J-Lo, Halle Berry, or Jessica Simpson. Big Boi - 'Are you talking about before or after I f(bleep)k them?' Black wins the round 4-2 and leads the match 1-0.

Game 2 - Let Me Holla. We get to see how well the teams are on their pick up lines. Katt says that he'll find someone to buy her his jewelry (DING), while Big Boi shoots off some of his rap songs (DING). Nick Cannon says that getting rid of her will be the issue (Wha? BUZZ). While Mikey points to Nyima and says, 'She's black and she enjoyed it'. (DING). Corey says that he'll like her even after the weave comes off (DING) and Leonard, who has the dictionary on his penis, wants to put some words in her mouth (DING). That ends the game, and Black, who wins 3-2, is now up 2-0 in the match.

Game 3 - Remix. It's time to remix a rhyme into a hip hop classic. The Red Team gets Yankee Doodle and the Black Team gets the Alphabet Song. The Red Squad turns Yankee Doodle into a pimp that asks , 'B*tch, where is my money?'. On the next song, The Black Team has Mikey Day as a G, Nyima Funk wanting to pee like R. Kelly, they promise a VD while Big Boi spells out B-i-t-c-h and praises the Black Team, with Mikey finishing in 'Now you know your A-B-C's. Next time, won't you shut the f(^_^) up.' Despite Nick Cannon bringing in Lil' Jon, Lil' Jon gives the win to the Black Squad, which now holds a big 3-0 lead.

No team that held a 3-0 lead has ever lost it in the WildStyle round. With The Blue Ribbon All-Star's Killa Mika as the Beat Box, we start with Nick using a Big Boi lyric to describe who his girl wants to do (DING, 3-1 Black). Big Boi counters by giving Nick a gold chain and calling him his B*tch (DING, 4-1 Black). Spanky says that his breath smells (BUZZ), while Big Boi says his breath smells like (edited for tv content - DING, 5-1 Black). Spanky says that Mike's mom is a MySpace whore (DING 5-2 Black), but Spanky's mom is in Mikey's Top 8 (DING, 6-2 Black). Marques calls Katt smaller than Nick Cannon's role in Men In Black 2 (BUZZ) while Katt says he isn't like Michael Jackson and won't play with white kids (DING, 6-3 Black). That was a nice finisher, but the Black Squad's 3-0 was too insurmountable and they win.

Nick Cannon is 0-1 to start the Third Season as we finish this out with the Purple Ribbon All-Stars. Too much bleeping at the punchline for my taste, but still a solid way to get into Season 3. Join us next week to see if Nick can get in the win column.