Chico: Tonight... CHELSEA HANDLER... AND JEFF GARLIN... PLAY... MILLION DOLLAR PASSWORD! Now I've seen commercials with Jeff in it... and I'm scared for whoever with him.
Jason: He is playing with Jim Lee.
Chico: The Oak Park, CA resident is a minister. So we have the Curb Your Enthusiasm actor... and a man of the Lord. And he's a pilot as well. Next up, someone who's sleeping with someone at Comcast. Or not.
Jason: Chelsea Handler...doesn't look good.
Chico: She says she's a bad bad girl. She'll be playing with good girl Julie Valine of Tarzana, CA. She owns a screen printing company. Her best seller: a shirt that says "I love the bass player". Does she love Password, though?
Jason: Let's see.

ELIMINATION ROUND

Jason: Jeff gives to Jim
Chico: This is the game, folks..

Chico: Jeff gets 3 for Jim. He missed "Koala". Next is Chelsea and Julie...

Chico: Two words. Two points.

Chico: That was harsh. One more word, and Jim leads, 4-2.

Chico: Tennessee's in Florida?
Jason: SWITCH!
Chico: All knotted up at 4. Did we mention that Chelsea has a best seller out?

Looking for polite... Jim leads, 7-4.

Chico: That didn't work. It was life.
Jason: Julie gives.
Chico: Jim: 7, Julie: 5. Julie needs two.

Jason: Wow.
Chico: Passed on squash and missed appetizer AND hall. Jim wins, 7-6! That was a trial...
Jason: Aren't we suffering.
Chico: I'm guessing Jeff will get the call up. God help Jim. He got four with Jeff, three with Chelsea.
Jason: Ew... He better give.
Chico: I hope so. Let's see what happens... He is playing with Jeff Garlin... Jim's married with children. Hopefully, they're all watching. He flew over his church with 39 people spelling out "Marry me".
Jason: He is giving. Smart.
Chico: Good call.  RAISE THE PLATFORM!

Chico: Speaking of narrow...
Jason: That was...just terrible.,
Chico: Terrible doesn't begin to describe it. And he's going for more?

Jason: Better round.
Chico: Way better. He's got nothing to lose at this point.
Jason: Pretty much. Jeff...not that great of a player
Chico: Umm... no. I can see why CBS put off airing this episode.
Jason: Uh....yeah.
Chico: Already I'm just going to look forward to the next game, because I don't think Jim gets past this level.
Jason: Yup.
Chico: He says he's going home happy. At least there's that.
Jason: Going for $50K

Chico: And that's all she wrote. But he does leave with $25,000. The record shows I called it.
Jason: Yes.
Chico: hopefully we'll have better luck with our next two players... And no, Chelsea doesn't look any better. Jeff is playing with Michael Kearney from Nashville...
Jason: He graduated from College at 10... and HS at 6
Chico: He is also the world's youngest student. He couldn't get a job at 12.
Jason: And he plays poker.
Chico: "I'm wasting my intelligence... and it's fun!" Good luck to HIM.
Jason: In October 2006, he became a finalist on the Mark Burnett/AOL quiz/puzzle game Gold Rush, winning $100,000. In November 2006, in front of a national audience on Entertainment Tonight, he went on to win the grand prize of an additional $1,000,000. Kearney was also a contestant on Who Wants to be a Millionaire? which aired on 25 and 28 April, 2008. He left with $25,000.
Chico: So we're dealing with a mind.
Jason: Oh yeah.
Chico: Meanwhile, Chelsea's playing with Amber Gravely of San Gabriel, CA. She's an education associate.
Jason: Who builds playgrounds.
Chico: She's a play worker. Can the playworker play, though?

ELIMINATION ROUND

Chico: First up is Michael & Jeff. Jeff gives.
Jason: Jeff is AWFUL.

Chico: That was "gym". Michael has 1. Better than nothing.

Chico: Amber leads, 3-1. Next, contestants giving.

Jason: Ouch. Just awful.
Chico: Missed out on balcony. Michael's up to 2, and I think he's going to get screwed.

Chico: Amber leads, 6-2. And... it's switching time!

Jason: That's how you do it.
Chico: SWEEP! Michael leads, 7-6.

Chico: Amber leads, 8-7. So Chelsea will be playing the money round. But with who?

Chico: TIME on Sandals. Michael leads, 9-8. Amber needs one to tie, two to win. She's going for three.

Chico: TIE GAME!
Jason: Classic Password time
Chico: Whoever gets it first wins... Amber/Jeff are first... *whispering* The password is PACEMAKER.

Amber: Heart attack... (illegal, two words)
Michael: Implant... transplant.
Amber: Surgery.... Blanking.
Michael: Jolt... Bypass
Amber: Clock... PACEMAKER!

Chico: Amber wins!
Jason: NOOOOOO!
Chico: Thank god Jeff doesn't have to play the Money Round. I'm supposed to remain neutral... but I really wanted the former Millionaire player to win.
Jason: Me too.
Chico: He was, for lack of a better term... one of us. But back to the woman who matters.... Amber. Her brother's a brain surgeon. Her sister's a lawyer...As we said, she's playing with Chelsea. I'm guessing... $50,000
Jason: I will guess $100,000.
Chico: Okay. Amber's giving.
Jason: RAISE THE PLATFORM!

Jason: Very very very good.
Chico: No problemo! Next is for guaranteed money....
Jason: Here we go.

Jason: Yes yes yes.
Chico: Nice! Passed on "Lazy"
Jason: Very good stuff. Chelsea...hot and smart.
Chico: Yep. Of course, if you watch her show, Chelsea Lately... you know this.
Jason: I don't. But that's ok
Chico: Alright, now we might as well go for $50,000, right?
Jason: Let's...

Chico: It was Concrete. Wow. She gets $25,000, though, and you know what.. she deserves every penny. That was official.
Jason: There you go.
Chico: So that's it for Password. Will we see it again down the line, you think?
Jason: I hope so. This show got the royal shaft if you ask me.
Chico: Yeah... Well it's not totally ruled out.  Maybe next summer.
Jason: I hope so. Thanks to Michael Davies and the crew for a good run.
Chico: Regis talks like he's always working on it. We can only hope he gets a call-up. Meanwhile, we leave you with this... the password is TREASURE... treasure the classics... treasure your loved ones...
Jason: And treasure yourselves.
Chico: For Jason, I'm Chico... Spread the love folks...