Chico: Tonight... comedian Norm McDonald... and actor Jamie Kennedy... play... MILLION DOLLAR PASSWORD!
Gordon: For those of you expecting to see season 3....forget it.
Chico: Sad, really.
Don: Indeed...
Chico: It's a good show... but it skewed old. Jamie's playing with Michael Pries of Tinley Park, IL where he's a radio traffic reporter.
Gordon: Michael Pries is young
Chico: A young radio traffic reporter. Norm McDonald.. likes poker. I can totally dig that.
Don: That's cool.
Chico: He's wearing the suit he wore on Millionaire.
Gordon: The same one he won $500,000 with?
Chico: Yep. And he's playing with Audra Small of Chandler, AZ. Today's her 10th wedding anniversary.

ELIMINATION ROUND

Don: Athens, maybe?
Chico: ... Athens...  Yeah. Next is...

Chico: Sweep!
Don: Very nice!

Chico: Britannica.
Gordon: Really bad Round
Chico: Yep.

Chico: And.... SWITCH!

Chico: Pink... He really should've said "pink", as he freely admits.
Gordon: O'Clock is legal?
Chico: Apparently it is.

Chico: Baby.... Back...
Don: Close game...
Gordon: Norm will be the celebrity playing the bonus round. The questions is with which contestant will he be playing?

Chico: Audra needs three.

Chico: TIE GAME! Time for a tiebreaker.
Gordon: Classic Password Time!
Chico: First person to guess the password wins.
Don: Here we go...
Chico: (whispering) The password is... ZOOM. (*ding!*)

Audra/Jamie - Fast...Quick
Michael/Norm - Telephoto...Lens
Audra/Jamie - Focus...Photography
Michael/Norm - Closer...Zoom. WIN!

Chico: Michael wins! I betcha he's going to play with Norm.
Don: I wouldn't doubt that one bit.
Gordon: Since he got 7 with Norm, Norm gets to play, which is good for Michael, because Jamie, so far, is not good under pressure.
Chico: Hmmmm.. no.
Gordon: Here's a Password for Chico. Gag.
Chico: Joke
Gordon: Strangle
Chico: Choke.
Gordon: (DING)
Chico: Got one for you, G.. Cocaine...
Gordon: Drugs
Chico: Fissure...
Gordon: Crack
Chico: (DING!) Jamie's gonna choke... and he's gonna crack. Password returns with Michael Pries going for $1 million. Norm's going to begin a world tour of comedy... and so far, all the dates are in America. How... droll.
Gordon: Michael says...he's giving.
Chico: RAISE THE PLATFORM!
Gordon: I'd like to point out that Norm's record on giving is 9/10 for 90%. Michael's record for giving is 5/10 for 50%. Just saying.

Chico: Easy peasy.
Don: Looking good so far.
Chico: Took them less than 40 seconds. Michael's going for it.

Chico: Hey, Michael's kinda good.
Gordon: He is so far.
Chico: Going for $50,000. He's got nothing to lose at this point.

Chico: Ouch.
Don: Darn.
Chico: They just... yeah. But Michael leaves with $25,000
Gordon: You know, I've said this before with Betty White. When you have a celebrity that knows the game, you eat your ego and LET THEM GIVE.
Chico: Obviously Norm knows the game.
Don: Definitely.
Gordon: Norm is a game player.
Chico: I blame the poker
Don: He looks like he's really focusing during the game.
Gordon: He is. Those last set of clues from Michael weren't too good.
Chico: Fabric... Plastic... couldn't think of a third. Password begins again with Jamie and Norm. Jamie is playing with the very cute Amy Roach from Newport Beach, where she's a radio sales rep. Married... no kids.
Gordon: What's up with the radio people
Chico: No idea.
Gordon: MEDIA HO ALERT!
Chico: Hey! Norm's playing with Madeleine Ali of Brooklyn.
Gordon: REPEAT OFFENDER!
Chico: *ahem*Greed...*ahem*weakestlink..
Gordon: Friend or Foe...Millionaire...

ELIMINATION ROUND

Chico: That was rough.

Gordon: That was ugly.

Chico: Millimeter?

Don: Ouch.
Gordon: What's going on here?
Chico: No idea. And... SWITCH! Amy's 6' nothing...  And she's wearing 4-inch heels. She's tall...
Gordon: It's safe to say that whoever wins will play with their current celebrity.

Chico: DONKEY?! ELEPHANT?!?
Don: Oh, geez...
Gordon: Dromedary Donkey AND Elephant. I'm sensing an Are You Smarter Than coming up...
Chico: I would say so.
Gordon: You've never heard of a Dromedary Donkey?
Chico: Can't say I have.
Gordon: Between the donkey and the elephant, I guess we have most of congress covered in the realm of jackasses.
Chico: Madeleine says she found love on the internet. To which Jamie says, "So have I... Craigslist."

Chico: Last round. Amy needs two to stay alive.

Chico: Got "Aluminum" too late. Madeleine needs just two.

Chico: There's another conquest she can add to her resume.
Gordon: I'm not sure she earned this one.
Don: That was rough...
Chico: Madeleine didn't win so much as Amy crashed and burned.
Gordon: Actually, this is one for the Thumb for Madeleine. She's been on Greed, Friend or Foe, Weakest Link AND Syndicated Millionaire.
Chico: So right now... tied with Jason Block.
Gordon: Not tied, exactly, Madeleine has more than doubled Jason's earnings.
Chico: But can she pull out the big win? I just realized something... she's from Brooklyn... HE's from Brooklyn... my God... she's the female Jason Block!
Gordon: Madeleine plays with Jamie.
Chico: Madeleine elects to give...
Gordon: on THIS I agree with. Madeleine needs to give here.
Chico: RAISE THE PLATFORM!

Don: I'd have said stub for ticket.
Chico: I would've said "speeding"
Gordon: Madeleine wants $25,000.
Chico: Madeleine wants to play. She's a player.

Don: Aside from the 2 word mistake, that was nicely done.
Chico: Aside from "beanstalk"... she's making this look like "dame la pista"... you know... "Child's Play"? She's playing for $50,000...

Chico: I think she'd be happy with that.
Don: Yep.
Gordon: I think she's done. Jamie wants to play
Chico: Jamie wants to play... Madeleine... not so much.
Gordon: Madeleine...is done.
Chico: I told you. She's happy with that. And we're happy for her.
Gordon: I'd say good move. Jamie is not as strong as Norm.
Don: With the way things could have gone, I can't blame her for taking the $50,000.
Chico: Oh yeah. So the finale is in two weeks. The Tonys are next week.
Gordon: We'll see you then!