Gordon: This is Gordon Pepper, and welcome to the second episode of Million Dollar Password! We have our own panel this week. I say Cuckoo...we get...
Jason: Clock...and Jason Block. That's me.
Gordon: Next one. I say Donut, we get...
Don: Don Harpwood.
Gordon: Finally, I say Pittsburgh, we get...
Joe M.: ...is ^&(*&*ing hot
Gordon: ...we'll accept that.
Joe M.: Hi, I'm Joe Mello, and I don't have A/C
Gordon: TIme to play some Password.
Gordon: The guests this week - Tony Hawk and Rosie O'Donnell
Joe M.: Ludden mentions: 1
Gordon: Rosie is playing with Dante Mercadante, a chauffeur from Yonkers
Jason: He does a bad Elvis.
Joe M.: Don't we all?
Gordon: He sounds like Elvis when he was on his royal throne
Joe M.: dead?
Gordon: He probably sounded better dead than what we just heard. Tony Hawk gets Stephanie Jones, who is a clinical psychologist. Round 1...Fight!

ELIMINATION ROUND

Gordon: Celebrities have 30 seconds to convey five Passwords. Then the contestants have 30 seconds to do the same thing. The the celebrities are switched for another two rounds just to keep things nice and fair.
Jason: Power of 10 elimination style.
Gordon: Team with the most points after four rounds will play for 1... million... DOLLARS! We start the game with Rosie giving clues to Dante

Gordon: She gets all 5, despite Dante struggling to get Witch. Now Tony gives to Stephanie.

Gordon: Now the contestants give the clues.
Jason: Dante starts.

Jason: Wow.
Joe M.: That's impressive
Jason: They are good.
Gordon: Dante gets a perfect score of 10
Jason: Rosie is a great player.
Don: That's a good team, there.
Jason: Tony and Stephanie
Gordon: Now we all make fun of Rosie O'Donnell, but we all know she has an amazing game show acumen. Stephanie has her work cut out for her as she gives to Tony...

Gordon: 7 is good, but 10 is better, as Dante leads at the break.
Joe M.: Tony is above average, I'd say, but he's going to get his clock cleaned
Gordon: But now we switch celebrities, and it's now Dante that has to get clues from Tony.

Gordon: Dante gets 4, which means that he needs 4 on his side to shut out Stephanie - and Stephanie pretty much needs them all to make this remotely interesting.

Gordon: Stephanie gets all 5 from Rosie, who is a perfect 15 for 15
Joe M.: I think Rosie's getting the easier stack.
Jason: Uh no. Rosie is GOOD.
Gordon: Rosie gives Stephanie a kiss. Regis, to make things fair, wants Tony to give Dante a kiss. Tony declines, so Rosie is giving everyone a kiss. Unfortunately for Tony, it's the kiss of death, as Rosie has cemented her place in the bonus round.

Gordon: And that may be the kiss of death for Stephanie, who only gets 2. Dante only needs 1 to win
Jason: But Dante will play with Rosie, because she got more correct with her.
Gordon: Right.

Jason: He's in.
Gordon: Dante was just the better player, no offense to Stephanie. Stephanie fell apart giving the clues.
Jason: Time for the money tree. You have 90 seconds to get the right amount of passwords. You have 3 clues per password.

$1,000,000 - 5 of 5 passwords
$250,000 - 5 of 6 passwords
$100,000 - 5 of 7 passwords
$50,000 - 5 of 8 passwords
$25,000 - 5 of 9 passwords; SAFETY NET
$10,000 - 5 of 10 passwords

Gordon: We start with the first round. Dante needs 5 out of 10 for $10,000. He has 'Cash' tattooed on his back. Dante wants to give the clues.

Gordon: A quick 10 Grand for Dante. That was easy.
Joe M.: 9 clues total?
Jason: 5 for 5
Gordon: He's going fopr the $25,000 MIlestone

Gordon: Rosie O'Donnell has gottewn Dante Mercadante to $25,000
Joe M.: 12 clues and 1 illegal (spray paint) that round
Gordon: And we are joined by a Joe Van Ginlkel. Hey Joe
Joe V. G.: Hey there. Rosie is a known Password junkie. She played it often on her now-defunct daytime talk show.
Gordon: She's a great player
Jason: She is a known game show freak!
Joe M.: Provided that Dante doesn't get too flustered in later rounds, this could be our best chance in the series to get the mil.
Gordon: Dante has a Free shot at $50,000
Jason: He needs. 5/8

Jason: $50K is his.
Joe M.: Another 13 clues there
Jason: They are VERY economical on their clues.
Gordon: That actually looked easier than the $25,000 round
Jason: 5/7 for $100,000
Gordon: Will he go for 5 out of 7 for $100,000? Rosie is giving Dante the overprotective mom lecture. He's a gambler...so he's taking the money to Atlantic City?
Jason: Say what?
Joe M.: I'm a little surprised
Don: Wow. Didn't expect that.
Gordon: Well, $50,000, I'm guessing, will cover the money he owes. So he leaves with $50,000, making him the biggest winner in this version of Password.
Jason: For now.
Gordon: We get new contestants. Rosie gets David Hodorowski, who's a Financial Analyst and an aspiring comedian. David needs to work on his delivery.
Joe M.: Heh.
Gordon: Tony gets Lynn Fischer, who is a Sr. Account Representative for a skin company/

Gordon: And now it's Tony that goes 5 for 5
Joe M.: Tony needs to stop putting the leading inflection on all his clues
Gordon: Rosie gives clues to David.

Gordon: Another 5 for 5 from Rosie
Jason: That was ceratinly Delicious.
Gordon: Lynn gives to Tony

Gordon: We got a perfect show going. If we go 20 and 20, the team that breaks the tie wins an additional $5,000....oh wait, wrong show...

Gordon: That was brutal.
Joe M.: David flaked hard core
Gordon: David takes 20 seconds on Double.
Jason: Backhanded slap by Rosie
Gordon: And it's pretty much game over for David, Because there's no way Lynn is going to miss 4 playing with Rosie. Speaking of which, it's time to switch the celebrities.

Gordon: Out of time, and now it's Rose whos's rattled - but Lynn only needs 3 to clinch - and that's only if David gets them all

Gordon: Only 4 for David. David needs them all and hopes that a rhinocerous comes in and impales Lynn on it's way to an African Safari.

Gordon: Lynn plays for the million.
Joe M.: To use X Games lingo, David was a total yard sale when giving
Jason: Tony is playing with Lynn in the Million dollar Round.

Jason: $10,000 is hers
Joe M.: 15 clues
Gordon: Time to go for $25,000.

Jason: $25,000 is hers.
Gordon: Tony Hawk is around as scary as a celebrity as you can get. If she gets to $50,000, I cant see how she gets past that point.