Episode 3 - April 25
(C-Note: we haven't had an active recapper for this show
for some time and as a result, we missed the first two
eps. That's changed. Here's Don!)Time for more PAIN, SHAME, and INSANE as a trio of
women step up this week to compete on behalf of a few
guys. As we see host George Gray standing in front of a
pool table while knee-deep in water, he explains that
this week, the sports fantasy that the guys are hoping
to get is a NASCAR weekend in Bristol, Tennessee with
Rusty Wallace. Of course, only one of them will have
that dream come true, and their fates are in the hands
of 3 women.
So, who are those women, and the guys that they'd do
anything for?
Tanya Buzzetta
Age: 27
From: Marlton, NJ
Competing for: Ronnie Buzzetta (brother)
Cody Furlow
Age: 27
From: Nashville, TN
Competing for: Charles Christian (brother)
Carol Lasher
Age: In her 40s
From: Tarzana, CA
Competing for: Billy Baum (son)
Day 1 (PAIN): A Full Day's Food in 10 Miles
The competitors and their relatives arrive at the finish
line for the first Sacrifice, where George explains the
rules for the competition (as usual, win 1 Sacrifice to
reach the Final; win 2 to have one of the others
eliminated before the Final; win all 3 to be able to
pick your opponent in the Final). He then goes on to
explain the first Sacrifice, which he calls an homage to
the Tour de France. The players will be racing a 10-mile
uphill road course along a few mountains (via mountain
bikes, of course). They'll be racing in the rain, as it
happens to be the type of weather that's there at the
time. First one to the finish wins. Oh, and they'll have
to stop at a few locations along the way to eat a full
meal.
This kinda reminds me of an episode from Season 1, where
one of the Sacrifices involved running around a track,
stopping to eat food along the way. Some of the
differences this time: It's on bikes, it's a longer
course, and there's no time limit (which means someone
will have to finish the race).
The race begins, and Carol breaks out into an early
lead. She has the lead, but with Tanya close behind in
second and Cody in third, upon reaching the 2-mile mark,
where the first table is set up. The meal here is
Breakfast, which consists of a 1/2 lb. breakfast burrito
and a 16 oz. glass of orange juice. The 3 women sit down
to eat the burritos, as they mention how big the
burritos are. Eventually, Carol is the first to finish
the meal, and returns to her bike to continue the race.
Tanya soon finishes the meal afterwards, and gets going
to try to make up some ground on the course. It's not a
big problem for Cody either, as she also finishes the
burrito and OJ and gets moving on her bike.
The 3 race along the course as Carol, who remains in the
lead, receives some encouragement from her son Billy,
who is on a truck slightly ahead of the race alongside
George and the other guys. But after a few moments,
Tanya catches up to Carol, and passes her! Now it's
Tanya in the lead, and she pulls farther ahead of Carol,
who eventually resorts to walking her bike along the
course for a bit. Cody remains behind in 3rd place, and
she also gets off her bike and walks it up the road for
some time! I think we can tell who has more endurance
now.
Tanya is the first to arrive at the second table located
at the 4-mile mark, and the meal this time is Lunch (can
you sense a pattern, here?), which includes meatloaf,
mashed potatoes, corn on the cob, and a 16 oz. chocolate
milkshake. For some reason, that seems more like dinner
to me. Anyway, Tanya takes a deep breath before starting
on the meatloaf, which she says is cold. I guess they
couldn't have made sure the food was warm somehow just
before the players reach the table or something. As she
eats, Carol arrives at the table in 2nd place, soon
followed by Cody. While eating, the ladies complain
about the meatloaf (I can't blame them, since it IS
cold, after all). George reminds them that the name of
the show is "I'd Do Anything", but Cody would apparently
like to add "except this", referring to eating this
food.
After a bit, Cody gets the urge to throw up, and Tanya
points to a good location off the track to do so. Cody
walks to that point and proceeds to hurl over a cliff,
as Charles heads over to comfort her. Soon after, she
returns to the table and continues eating. Tanya is the
first to finish Lunch, and gets right back on her bike
to continue racing. Carol then seemed to also want to
throw up, but she holds it in and finishes the meal,
getting on her bike in 2nd place. And Cody is left
behind again. As Tanya continues biking along, she says
that she thought she just had dinner, but George, still
on the truck ahead, reminds her that that was lunch. She
didn't seem too pleased to hear that.
Cody, still at the second table, has to return to the
cliff for more barfing, but she does manage to
eventually complete the meal and move on, as Tanya
arrives at the third table, saying "Oh God, no" when she
sees what's there at the 6-mile point. And yes, it's
Dinner, which is 2 slices of pepperoni pizza and a 16
oz. glass of soda. What, did they switch lunch and
dinner for some reason? Oh, and I'll bet the pizza is
cold, too. After Tanya asks about where to throw up at
this point, Ronnie tells her to just keep eating. So she
does. Tanya sees Carol in the distance, then goes and
hurls on the ground nearby as Ronnie pats her on the
back. Carol sits down at the table with an opportunity
to catch up and take the lead if she can get the pizza
and soda down while Tanya is, well, being sick.
Eventually, Tanya gets enough out of her system and
returns to the table to continue eating. Then, Carol
goes to throw up, as Billy urges her to keep going.
But where is Cody? That's what Charles is wondering, as
he looks back down the road to try to spot his sister.
There's no sign of her at first, but after a few
moments, Cody does appear some distance away, walking
her bike forward. But before she arrives at the table,
Tanya finishes the pizza and moves on, maintaining 1st
place. Cody arrives and starts eating, but soon after,
Carol gets up after finishing the pizza and soda, and
getting back on her bike to race on.
Tanya arrives at the 8-mile mark, where the fourth table
is located. And what better way to finish a day's worth
of food than with Dessert? Apple pie a la mode and a 16
oz. glass of milk awaits the players, and Tanya doesn't
seem to like the idea of drinking milk after all the
biking she's done (and with 2 more miles left after
this). But she digs in, and she manages to get it down
and get back on the bike to hang on to the lead.
Meanwhile, Cody is still lagging behind at the dinner
table, and after taking a few bites of the pizza, she
decides at that point to basically quit. Back at the
dessert table, Carol arrives, makes short work of the
food and milk, and gets back on her bike to finish the
race. But can she catch up to Tanya?
Nope, as Tanya is too far ahead, and she crosses the
finish line first, winning the Sacrifice and bringing
her brother Ronnie one step closer to hanging out with
Rusty Wallace. And Carol, despite seeing that the race
is over, still wants to at least finish the task, and
does so, crossing the finish line in 2nd place. And Cody
is still at the dinner table, apparently ready to barf
yet again.
Day 2 (PAIN): A Tennis Ball Onslaught
On this day, the women and men meet George indoors for
the second Sacrifice. This time, the ladies will be
playing a little tennis, and they just have to return
some balls over the net. Whoever volleys the most balls
over the net wins. Oh, and they'll have to deal with
1000 balls in 90 seconds, and those balls will be fired
at them from 8 tennis ball machines at 100 miles per
hour. And before I forget, I should also mention that
the players will be on in-line skates. Sounds fun,
doesn't it?
After a demonstration of the balls being fired from the
machines, Cody straps on the skates first, and gets
ready for the barrage, tennis racket in hand. She says
that her strategy is to focus on swinging the racket and
hoping to hit something over the net, and not the skates
or the pain of the balls that will inevitably hit her.
The horn sounds, and the balls are unleashed at Cody,
who doesn't really seem to be swinging the racket much;
she's just holding it up to shield herself. So much for
that strategy. But she does start trying to swing the
racket to hit the balls over the net; she just swings
down at first, sending most of whatever balls she hits
into the net. With less than 10 seconds left, she does
manage to start hitting the balls up, albeit slightly,
and she does get some balls over the net. Time expires,
and the count for Cody is 14 balls (out of 1000).
Carol is next, and she starts by standing sideways, with
her racket out to the side. The balls begin flying at
her, and Carol manages to at least swing the racket more
than Cody did, hitting balls over the net while taking
those aimed directly at her on the side. Halfway
through, Carol decides to switch strategies due to all
the balls hitting her, and go for the same approach that
Cody used, though she did note that she wasn't hitting
as many balls as she did before. With 30 seconds left,
Billy must have also noticed this, as he told her mom to
go back to the sideways stance. Carol does do so, and
gets more balls over the net before time runs out. But
as time ran out, the balls kept going for another few
seconds before stopping. I don't know whether or not the
balls that came afterwards counted, but the official
count for Carol is 20 balls, putting her in the lead.
Last but not least is Tanya, who already has her ticket
to the Final, but a win here will ensure that she won't
see one of her opponents there. She has to beat 20 to
win, and she starts in a stance similar to what Cody
started with, but at an angle. The balls start shooting
out, and Tanya swung the racket about as much as Carol
did. She eventually shifts sideways, but as she did,
about halfway through, the balls start to take their
toll on her, as Tanya began saying "Ow!" as the balls
struck her. She did eventually shift her stance back to
the angle that she started with, still clearly getting
hurt by the balls while she's at it, as the 90 seconds
run out. She needed to beat 20 to win the Sacrifice, but
her official count is... 13. That means that Carol wins
the Sacrifice, and she and Billy are excited about
getting into the Final and getting one step closer to a
weekend at Bristol for him. This also puts pressure on
Cody, who now must win the next Sacrifice to avoid
elimination. And because the ladies went through so much
pain, they gets ice packs for their trouble.
Night 3 (SHAME): Bruised Bodybuilding?
On this night, the 3 competing ladies and the 3 hopeful
guys are on a stage in an auditorium with some ads
behind them, as George, after a reminder that Cody must
win or else she won't be in the Final, explains that
there is going to be a bodybuilding competition on that
stage, which will involve some professional female
bodybuilders. A packed crowd will be watching, and so
will a panel of judges, who will be judging the
competition, of course. And it's not just professional
bodybuilders competing in this competition... Yes,
Tanya, Cody, and Carol are also competing! While they'll
most likely be outclassed by the pros, especially
considering the bruises from the tennis balls from the
previous day, the 3 will get a chance to prepare for it.
First, they get some pointers from 8-time Ms. Olympia
winner Linda Murray, who tells them that they'll be
shown 7 poses, which they must work into a 60-second
posing routine. She then shows off the moves, as the 3
women try them out as best as they can. The players then
start exercising, trying to get their bodies in the best
shape that they possibly can (and considering the
limited amount of time they have, they'll need it).
The competition starts, and one of the professional
bodybuilders starts things off, doing her thing. The 3
women were obviously intimidated by the pros, but as
Tanya said she kept telling herself, the main thing was
that they were competing against each other, and not the
pros. George mentions that they had 1 hour to put
together their routines, and the judges will decide
which of those 3 has the best routine; that woman will
win this Sacrifice. Cody, who must win this to reach the
Final, is up first. She starts her routine, and she's
not looking too bad. Despite the lack of muscles, Cody
manages to pull off a good routine that gets the crowd
cheering. She gets some praise after finishing up and
walking off the stage.
Up next is Tanya, and although she had one or two
visible bruises, she gets into it, and also does a good
job. She doesn't quite get the crowd cheering as much as
Cody did, but despite her nerves getting to her at
first, she pulls off a good routine nonetheless. And
finally, Carol walks on to show off her routine. She had
the most visible bruises of the 3, and Billy mentioned
some embarrassment seeing his mother up there like that,
but she went for it anyway. She didn't seem to put as
much effort into her routine as the others did, though,
but it wasn't too bad.
But wait, that's not all! Next, all 3 women had to go
into a pose-down, and joining them on stage were 2 of
the professional bodybuilders! All 3 of them give it
their best shot, but the pros attempt to steal the
spotlight by standing in front of them. So Tanya moves
to the side so the crowd's view of her isn't being
blocked. All in all, a good effort by the 3 competitors.
With that, the judges deliberated, and after that,
George explains that the women were judged completely on
their routine, and not their physique. So much for the
bruises being a handicap. But they won't find out who
wins the Sacrifice yet. They'll have to wait until just
before the Final. Has Cody done enough to keep Charles'
dream of meeting Rusty Wallace at Bristol alive?
Night 4 (INSANE): Now THIS is Pool!
The crew meets George at the site of the Final, and he
is holding the trophy that will go to the winner of the
third Sacrifice. And after mentioning that there was a 1
point difference between 1st and 2nd, he turns the
trophy around to reveal the name of the winner... and it
is Cody! She is still alive in this competition, and
that means that all 3 will participate in the Final! So,
what is the task that they'll have to complete to win
the NASCAR weekend for someone else?
It has to do with a type of 'shark', which scares the
players at first, as they are standing in front of a big
pool. A pool shark, to be exact, as a cage then rises
out of the pool to reveal a pool table. Yes, the same
one that George was standing in front of at the
beginning of the show. He then mentions that there
aren't any live sharks in there (much to the relief of
the women, I'll bet, though it would have made this a
heck of a lot more interesting, not to mention
dangerous). The women will be in the cage, though, one
at a time. Upon 'breaking', the cage will start to drop
into the water until it is almost fully submerged
underwater, leaving a tiny bit of breathing space at the
top of the cage. They'll have to sink all of the balls
on the table as quickly as possible, and in no
particular order. Whoever can sink all the balls (or the
most balls) in the fastest time will win the Final.
Cody is up first, as George then explains that unlike in
real Pool, they are allowed to just shoot the individual
balls without using the cue ball. They just have to make
sure all the balls are sunk (including the cue ball).
Cody crosses a bridge and into the cage, and with a pool
cue in hand, she breaks to start the clock. She didn't
hit the cue ball hard, though, meaning most of the balls
stayed together. As the cage lowers into the water, Cody
quickly tries to shoot the balls, but the cage tilts a
bit while lowering, moving the balls on the table all
over the place. Cody is doing fine until the water level
in the cage gets high, and when she gets some water in
her mouth, she tries to come up for air, only to start
panicking as she couldn't catch her breath. She then
pounds on one of the removable panels on top of the
cage, signaling that she quit. She catches her breath as
the cage rises up again, and once she's back on dry
land, George tells her and Charles that she sunk 5 balls
in 1:58, making that the time/score to beat.
Carol is next, and she just has to get 6 balls, or get 5
balls in less than 1:58 to take the lead. She enters the
cage, the cage walls close, and she gets a light break
herself, as she says that she did so to keep the balls
on one side of the table. As the cage hits the water and
tilts a bit, Carol is nudging the balls with the cue
into the pockets. At 30 seconds, the water level was at
a point where she had to dive in to continue. She did
so, and she found herself floating in the water above
the table. She kept nudging the balls along and into the
pockets, though, but she eventually had to get some air.
Carol basically hugged the top of the cage to get her
mouth into the air pocket, and at around 1:50, she went
back down to continue. After nudging a few more balls
down, she had to get some more air, though it didn't
take as long this time, and she then manages to get the
last ball in a corner pocket to stop the clock at
2:15.19, knocking Cody out of contention. As the cage
rises, Tanya expresses concern, thinking that she may
not be able to do what Carol just did. Ronnie tries to
encourage her, though, but Billy says she doesn't have
to. Nice kid.
Tanya does go through with this, though, as she enters
the cage to get ready to shoot some underwater pool. She
ends up missing the break, though, and she had to hit
the cue ball into the others again quickly before
getting into the swing of things, shooting the balls
into the pockets. As the table is submerged, a tilt
sends the remaining balls from one side of the table to
the other, and Tanya takes a few breaths before...
panicking. She tries to catch her breath as the cage
reaches its lowest point, leaving very little breathing
room. But Tanya is still trying to catch her breath, and
at around 1:40... she knocks on the top of the cage,
quitting. And Carol and Billy couldn't be happier,
because this means that Carol is the winner, and Billy
gets the NASCAR weekend at Bristol!
1 Week Later
Now we get to see Billy and Carol enjoy the prize, as
they arrive at Bristol Motor Speedway. They meet Rusty
Wallace, and they chat for a bit (about cars, no less; I
wonder if Carol felt a little left out of that
conversation). Billy gets to try using the drill used to
take the lug nuts off a wheel, before a pit crew member
shows off and shows how to use it, well, very quickly.
Rusty then invites them to watch the race from the pit
area. After the customary picture with Rusty and his
car, Billy and Carol enjoys the race. All in all, a nice
experience, and a loud one, too. |