"Laura Prepon's
House" - March 17
Celebrity Host: Laura Prepon ("That
70's Show")
Players: Chris Masterson ("Malcolm in the Middle"), Danny
Masterson ("That 70s Show"),Ike Barinholtz (poker buddy), Travis
Case (Masterson brothers' friend)
Greetings from the ol' "Game Show Man," Joe Van Ginkel with this
week's Hollywood Hold 'Em recap.
Hollywood Hold 'Em is best described as MTV Cribs meets
Celebrity Poker Showdown. Hosted by professional poker player
Phil Laak (best known for his grey pull-over hoodie, fur which
he is known as the Unabomber, not to mention his wiseacre
personality), the show is set at a poker-junkie celebrity's
house. The identity of the "celebrity host" changes each week.
Also invited to each game are two of the celebrity's best poker
playing friends, and two other poker playing celebrities. The
winner of the game receives $10,000 cash.
This week's game is held at series creator Laura Prepon's house.
After a brief tour of Prepon's home (including a quick game of
pool and a look at Prepon's kitchen), the game gets under way.
Joining Laak and Prepon are her boyfriend Chris Masterson of
"Malcolm in the Middle," and his brother (and Prepon's "That
70's Show" co-star) Danny, as well as their friends, Ike
Barinholtz and Travis Case.
Laak explains that the game is the now ubiquitous game of
no-limit Texas Hold 'Em, and that each player starts with $2,000
in chips.
In the first hand, Chris flops two pair, but Ike with his small
pocket pair calls him down, and gets a straight draw on the
turn. Ike makes his straight on the river, winning the pot.
In the next hand, Danny and Travis go at it. Both players flop a
pair and a straight draw; Danny has the better pair and the
better straight draw. Danny bets, and Travis calls, bringing up
the turn which gives Danny the nut straight. Danny puts on his
novelty glasses; similar to those used by Greg "Fossilman"
Raymer at the 2004 World Series of Poker, but with only one
lens. Both players bet again, and the river puts a straight on
the board. But Danny's straight is still the best one possible,
and he bets. Travis pays him off with the call, and Danny wins
the pot.
Next, Chris catches pocket Jacks and bets out, while Danny
catches pocket Aces and smooth calls him. The others quickly get
out of their way. The flop gives both Masterson brothers two
pair, but Danny has the better two pair. Chris checks, and Danny
bets, by Chris quickly raises back at him. But Danny knows he
has the better hand, and goes all in. Chris folds
only to have
Laak deal the turn <Monty Hall>"just for funsies"</MH>,
revealing that a third Jack would have come on the turn, giving
Chris a full house. Oops.
Chris, Laura and Ike play the next hand. The flop gives Ike two
pair, but Chris gets an inside straight draw. A strong bet from
Ike makes Laura throw her hand away. Chris tries to cajole the
card he needs out of Laak, but after a quick statistical
analysis from the pro, Chris is convinced he's the underdog and
throws his hand away
but again, Laak deals the turn and again
the card that would have made Chris's hand appears. Can you say
"tilt?"
The next big hand is undoubtedly the hand of the show. Laura
begs Laak to "give me a hand," and she manages to flop a spade
flush
but Ike holding "big slick" - an Ace and a King, both
spades this particular hand - flops the heavyweight champion of
poker hands
a royal flush, THE first one to be seen on any of
the newer poker shows since the advent of the World Poker Tour.
Ike bets small on the flop, but Laura raises, and Ike calls. Ike
checks on the turn, prompting Laura to bet out, which Ike calls.
On the river, bets out, and Laura calls him. At the showdown,
Laura shows her spade flush, but Ike shows the royal, and the
group goes nuts. (Laura: "That's amazing. I'm not even mad.")
Later, Travis raises the blinds with 6-4 offsuit, absolute rags
by anyone's standards, prompting Laura to raise all-in with A-10
of hearts. The flop pairs Laura's Ace giving her an early lead.
The 7 on the turn gives Travis an inside straight-draw
and the
river makes it for him, putting the kibosh on Laura for the
evening.
On the next hand, Ike bets with "Doyle Brunson" - 10-2, so named
for the hand poker legend Doyle Brunson used to win the WSOP
during the seventies - and both Masterson brothers call, Chris
with 10-6 offsuit and Danny with j-6 off suit. The flop gives
Ike and Chris trip tens, but Chris has the better kicker. The
Masterson brothers check, prompting Ike to bet big. But Chris
checkraises all-in; Danny folds, and Ike calls him. The hands
are turned over and Ike sees the spot he's in. The turn brings a
nine - which would make the hand a split pot
until a two comes
up on the river, giving Ike a full boat, and doubling him up.
Looks like the poker buddies are beating the celebs tonight.
Danny, Travis and Ike go at it on the next hand. Danny bets with
K-7 offsuit, while Travis raises with pocket Jacks and Ike with
pocket 8's, calls. Danny folds. A rainbow flop - cards of three
different suits - comes off, helping neither player, prompting
Travis to bet big and Ike to call him. The turn gives Ike a set
of 8's. Travis goes all-in with his Jacks, but Ike quickly calls
him. Travis realizes he's in trouble, and the river gives Ike
another boat. Ike doubles up again.
Travis bets on the next hand with an A-5 offsuit. But Chris, on
the short stack, quickly moves all-in with K-J offsuit. Chris,
wearing a grey sweater with a hood, decides to make like Laak,
and pulls the hood over his head. Travis decides to fold.
Later, Chris decides to bluff all-in before the flop with an 8-2
of spades, but Danny has pocket Queens, and moves all-in. The
flop drills Chris into the ground: the other two Queens come
off. A flush comes off on the turn for Chris, but the four
Queens are the nuts on this hand, and Chris is toast.
On the next hand, Danny catches "Phil Hellmuth's Hand" - the 9
of spades and the 9 of clubs - raising all-in. Travis with 10-9
offsuit, calls, and Ike folds. K-Q-3 is the flop, and a second 3
comes on the turn. Only a Jack or a 10 will give Travis the
pot
and the 10 comes up. Travis wins the hand, and doubles up.
Next, Travis gets pocket 6s and again moves all in. Ike decides
to call with 10-7 spades, and Danny gets out of their way. The
flop pairs Ike's 7
the turn comes up a blank
and a Queen on the
river gives Ike the win, rubbing Travis out of the game.
Danny and Ike go heads-up for the rest of the game, and a quick
montage shows the war between them, which Ike appears to be
winning. On the next full hand shown, Danny raises the blinds
with K-Q offsuit, into Ike's 8-7 offsuit. The flop gives Ike two
pair, but Danny goes all in. Ike calls, with a big lead over
Danny in the hand. But a King comes off on the turn, and Danny
sits stone face as it appears. A Queen comes on the river, and
Danny doubles up, flexing his arm even as Laak pushes him his
newly won chips (Ike: "The tides
have just turned.")
Another montage shows the next hand, which Danny plays
aggresively, eventually going all-in once again. Danny's
aggression makes Ike fold giving Danny another pot.
On the next hand, Danny quickly moves all-in with Q-4 of
diamonds, and Ike calls with K-J of clubs
if Ike wins the hand,
he wins the game. If not, Danny will double up once again. The
flops gives Danny two pair
the turn and river are both blanks,
and Danny wins yet another pot.
Another montage shows Danny with a series of folds against Ike.
Going into the next shown hand, Danny has a monster chip lead
over Ike, but both men flop two pair, and Ike has the better two
pair. Danny checks and Ike bets. Danny calls and the turn comes
up blank for both men. Danny checks, Ike bets, and Danny calls.
The river pairs the turn, but it doesn't affect the outcome: Ike
wins the hand with the better two pair.
Eventually, the chip lead goes back to Ike, and another montage
shows both players winning hands with all-ins; and eventually
the chip lead goes once again to Danny. Finally Danny goes
all-in with A-3 offsuit, and Ike calls with 3-6 of clubs. The
flop comes 5-A-6, giving both men a pair, but Danny has the
better pair. The turn comes 10 of spades
and the river comes 4
of clubs. Danny wins the hand, the game and the $10,000.
Next week: we're off to Macaulay Culkin's house, where he'll do
battle with two more "That 70's Show" stars, Mila Kunis and
Wilmer Valderrama, along with two of his friends for another
$10,000.
For GSNN, this is the "Game Show Man," Joe Van Ginkel
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