Episode 4.2
September 1
This episode promises one thing...
Everyone... will... be... excited... Why? Let's find out.
First up, let's meet our player, JESSICA
ROBINSON. She's five months pregnant from Utah, but she wants to move
back to Texas. "My baby needs to be born... IN TEXAS!" She also knows
what she's having... but we'll find out a little later. The gender... IS
IN ONE OF THE CASES.
RIGHT NOW she's playing a Million Dollar
Mission board with FIVE MDCs.
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$ 0.01 |
$ 1,000 |
$ 1 |
$ 5,000 |
$ 5 |
$ 10,000 |
$ 10 |
$ 25,000 |
$ 25 |
$ 50,000 |
$ 50 |
$ 75,000 |
$ 75 |
$ 100,000 |
$ 100 |
$ 200,000 |
$ 200 |
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$ 300 |
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$ 400 |
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$ 500 |
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$ 750 |
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Is one of them case #4? Let's find out.
She's about to make a family of four. But
what's important now is... six.
2 (Mariela) - $75,000
13 (Leyla) - "Surprise!" IT'S A BOY! And it's $5!
1 (Claudia) - "It's a little bitty baby number!" $500
19 (Heidi) - Little bitty pretty 1... penny.
8 (Amanza) - $300
9 (Patricia) - $1
Great round for all the right reasons.
The five millions are still in play. The first offer...
The four millions are still in play.
Meanwhile, we check out the banker's new digs, bough with the money he
used crushing other player's dreams.
The first offer of the new season...
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BANK
OFFER
$99,000 |
$ 0.01 |
$ 1,000 |
$ 1 |
$ 5,000 |
$ 5 |
$ 10,000 |
$ 10 |
$ 25,000 |
$ 25 |
$ 50,000 |
$ 50 |
$ 75,000 |
$ 75 |
$ 100,000 |
$ 100 |
$ 200,000 |
$ 200 |
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$ 300 |
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$ 400 |
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$ 500 |
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$ 750 |
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It's a great board. But is it enough for
Jessica to leave? Nope. NO DEAL.
Five cases.
10 (Anya) - $1,000,000... Four left. (She also had the money last ep)
6 (Megan) - "I think that's pretty good." $5000
5 (Ursula) - $100
3 (Lisa G) - She wanted 10... she got it.
7 (Sara) - $1,000,000... Three left.
Still a good round, as she knocked out
the $10, but the banker drops...
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BANK
OFFER
$78,000 |
$ 0.01 |
$ 1,000 |
$ 1 |
$ 5,000 |
$ 5 |
$ 10,000 |
$ 10 |
$ 25,000 |
$ 25 |
$ 50,000 |
$ 50 |
$ 75,000 |
$ 75 |
$ 100,000 |
$ 100 |
$ 200,000 |
$ 200 |
$ 1,000,000 |
$ 300 |
$ 1,000,000 |
$ 400 |
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$ 500 |
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$ 750 |
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Joining the husband on stage is Sally
(mom) and Tad (not her real dad, but Sally is married to him). They all
want the baby to be born under the Lone Star, so.... NO DEAL.
Four to go...
18 (Marisa) - $50
21 (Tameka) - $400
16 (Lisa L) - $10,000
11 (Katie) - $1,000,000... Two left.
This offer's a mite precarious... But
there's a safety net. The offer...
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BANK
OFFER
$78,000 |
$ 0.01 |
$ 1,000 |
$ 1 |
$ 5,000 |
$ 5 |
$ 10,000 |
$ 10 |
$ 25,000 |
$ 25 |
$ 50,000 |
$ 50 |
$ 75,000 |
$ 75 |
$ 100,000 |
$ 100 |
$ 200,000 |
$ 200 |
$ 1,000,000 |
$ 300 |
$ 1,000,000 |
$ 400 |
$ 1,000,000 |
$ 500 |
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$ 750 |
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It's the same offer... it's the same
response... NO DEAL!
Three cases.
23 (Aubrie) - $25,000
25 (Hayley) - $200
17 (Jenelle) - $1,000,000... ONE left.
Still a dealer's board. The next offer...
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BANK
OFFER
$62,000 |
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$ 1,000 |
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$ 50,000 |
$ 25 |
$ 100,000 |
$ 75 |
$ 200,000 |
$ 750 |
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It's a drop, but the board still favors
her. NO DEAL.
Two cases.
12 (Lauren) - $50,000
22 (Crystal) - $75
She avoided the big amounts and to say
that this is a dealer's board is nothing more than an understatement.
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BANK
OFFER
$85,000 |
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$ 1,000 |
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$ 50,000 |
$ 25 |
$ 100,000 |
$ 75 |
$ 200,000 |
$ 750 |
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... but that's not all. The banker has
also offered... Texas soil. Complete with... cow dung. Ew? You can have
your baby right on it.
There's a half and half board in play.
Husband says we can hold out for one more.
NO DEAL.
Next case is...
24 (Kelly) - Still gobsmacked by the dung
on stage... $1000
The banker needs a break to calculate the
offer.
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BANK
OFFER
$108,000 |
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$ 1,000 |
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$ 50,000 |
$ 25 |
$ 100,000 |
$ 75 |
$ 200,000 |
$ 750 |
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Mom says that she's worth more than a
million, but that's a good start. She wants her to go for it. 60% chance
at six figures. Or the guarantee...
NO DEAL.
Next case...
15 - Jessica thinks it's $25... "Oh my
God, it's $25."
Which means the absolute worst that could
happen is $750. Time to raise the offer.
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BANK
OFFER
$173,000 |
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$ 1,000 |
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$ 50,000 |
$ 25 |
$ 100,000 |
$ 75 |
$ 200,000 |
$ 750 |
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There's a half-and-half board again....
"I am competitive... and I win! ONE MORE BABY!" NO DEAL!
Next case is...
20 (Alike) - "I don't havethe heart to do
this.... TEXAS HERE YOU COME!" $750!
Jessica is guaranteed at least six
figures! The banker wants her to go to Texas... NOW.
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BANK
OFFER
$294,000 |
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$ 1,000 |
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$ 50,000 |
$ 25 |
$ 100,000 |
$ 75 |
$ 200,000 |
$ 750 |
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Jessica always says "Go big or go home."
The family believes that Jessica will be the first million dollar
winner.
I'm not saying anything. I'll let Jessica
speak for me. "This has another digit. NO DEAL!"
One more case...
14 (Pilar) - "Howdy Howdy Howdy!"
$100,000
So Jessica is either leaving with
$200,000 or $1 million... OR... she could take the final offer.
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BANK
OFFER
$561,000 |
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$ 1,000 |
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$ 50,000 |
$ 25 |
$ 100,000 |
$ 75 |
$ 200,000 |
$ 750 |
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She'll give up a minimum of $461,000 for
a CHANCE at $449,000 more. The family trusts Jessica will say "NO DEAL".
"I GOT TEXAS GUTS, Y'ALL!" NO DEAL!
That leaves one more question. Jessica
Robinson, will you swap cases? Nope.
Which means, and thank to NBC, we all
know this... Jessica Robinson... "Y'all ready to see history?" We were
ready since Howie let it slip.
Now... Jessica Robinson is going home to
Texas with....
ONE MILLION DOLLARS! Jessica Robinson is
Deal or No Deal's biggest winner of all time! And here comes the
family... Here come the models... and more important... here comes the
confetti!

And the banker's pissed.
(C-Note: far be it for me to sour this
moment, but let's see how she would've done with one case only.)
The question now... WHO'S NEXT? The
Mission begins again next week. |