Yard Big Time?
Five is a number in these:
The fingers on your hand, senses, the scouts in a "Sailor Moon" cartoon,
the orginal Power Rangers, a Quiznation game, and add this to the list:
a new season of DWTS. Pierre Kelly here, and I've been with you since
the first episode. Now, the lineup card. Here it is!
Mark Cuban (Dallas Mavericks Owner)
Jennie Garth ("What I Like About You", "Beverly Hills 90210")
Helio Castroneves (IRL Driver)
Floyd Mayweather, Jr. (Boxer)
Wayne Newton (Entertainer)
Melanie Brown (Scary Spice)
Jane Seymour ("Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman")
Josie Maran (model/actress)
Cameron Mathison ("All My Children")
Albert Reed (model)
Sabrina Bryan ("The Cheetah Girls")
Marie Osmond (sister of "Pyramid" host Donny Osmond)
Derek Hough (brother of Julianne Hough; Jennie's partner)
Julianne Hough (took Apolo Anton Ohno to a title; Helio's partner)
Cheryl Burke (2-time winner; Wayne's partner)
Tony Dovolani (Jane's partner)
Karina Smirnoff (Floyd's partner)
Edyta Sliwinska (only person to be on all 4 seasons; Cameron's partner)
Anna Trebunskaya (2nd season runner-up, Albert's partner)
Kym Johnson (Mark's partner)
Johnathan Roberts (Marie's partner)
Maksim Chmierkovskiy (Mel's partner)
Alec Mazo (1st season champion; Josie's partner)
Mark Ballas (newcomer; Sabrina's partner)
Just before we begin, yesterday, our locker room mistress Samantha
Harris just gave birth to a baby girl, so that means Drew lachey will
play the 12th man (for college football fans) until Sam comes back.
After a routine by the pros, the 5th season begins in
The girls will go first tonight doing a fox trot or a cha-cha, meaning
the boys will lay out tonight. Up first, Jennie & Derek doing a cha-cha
to "Uptown Girl" by Billy Joel. Derek whisltes for Jennie and does a
slide. Jennie did a split and a quick dip. And for the first time, we go
to the judges. Carrie Ann said she really did well, Len said it overcame
it beautifully, and Bruno said she's really a yummy mummy. Can we please
send in Pac-Man for the numbers:
Total Score: 21
Good score to start.
And 2nd, Josie & Alec doing a foxtrot to "Walking My baby Back Home."
Josie did a few snaps and did a music box pose before she went under.
Now let's go over to the judges. Carrie Ann said it was a little out of
element, Len said it was too soft, and Bruno needs to spread her wings &
go. Let's go fly with Fox McCloud to the scoreboard:
Total Score: 16
3rd, Sabrina & Mark doing a cha-cha to "Don't Cha..." (get it?) By the
Pussycat Dolls. after a cool intro, Sabrina did a split and a hat toss.
She even did a back-split too. To the judges we split over. Carrie said
it was fierce, Len said it was very, very good and Bruno said it was a
witching brown dynamo. Fire up the numbers!
Total Score: 26
And they take the lead.
And up 4th is Marie & Jonathan doing a foxtrot to "I Hear A Symphony" by
The Supremes. All marie did was sit on Jonathan's knee and blow a kiss
to the judges. Did the judges give love back? Carrie Ann said the lines
were beautiful, Len said it was a lovely present, and Bruno said it was
classy & sassy. Scoreboard time!
Total Score: 21
Good for 2nd place.
Taking the 5 spot is Melanie & Max doing a cha-cha to "Pride" by Aretha
Franklin. After a solo my Mel B, the rest was good & fast. Let's get to
the judges faster. Carrie Ann said the energy was out there, Len liked
it a lot and Bruno siad the feisty kitty was out. Here's the scoreboard:
Total Score: 21
And they go for 2nd place.
Batting cleanup for the girls is Jane & Tony taking the last foxtrot to
"Let's Fall In Love." The only highlight I saw was a back dip to the
floor by Jane. Let's go to the judges. Carrie Ann said it breathed so
full of life, Len said it was light & beautiful, and Bruno said it was
the essence of elegance. One last burst to the scoreboard, shall we?
Total Score: 24
And it's a tie for 2nd place.
Yeah, I know, the recap. Here it is. Sabrina & Mark are on top with 26,
Jane & Melanie are tied for 2nd with 24, a couple of 21s score on Jennie
& Marie and Josie is way back with 16. That's only the beginning. Wait
until the guys show off tomorrow. Talk to ya later, Bye!
CLICK HERE TO CONTINUE