"The Game's Afoot: Leg 1" - November 16 STARTING LINE: CHICAGO, ILLINOIS, USA
When you get 22 people from all over the
country together as 11 pairs with current relationships and
tell them that the one who gets around the world the quickest
wins a million dollars,...you MUST be talking about
THE AMAZING RACE!
The sixth edition of
this globetrotting adventure starts with the 11 teams arriving
via three speedboats across Lake Michigan to downtown Chicago.
They are:
KRIS & JON:
a student/waitress and a restaurant partner who
have been long-distance dating for over a year who want to get
to know each other better.
LENA & KRISTY: sisters, models and college
students from Utah...who, though they grew up Mormon, have
quite different outtakes on life. Kristy is more serious while
Lena's the party girl.
LORI & BOLO: married professional wrestlers
(you can't make $#|+ like this up, folks!) from Florida who
claim to be the "heels" (that's pro-wrestling talk for "bad
guys") of this Race.
DON
& MARY JEAN: married grandparents (the best
kind) from Portola Valley, CA
who, like many old couples before them, want to prove they're
not too old to globe-trot.
AVI & JOE: high school buddies from
Brooklyn, NY who live on separate coasts now and have
different "hearts"; Avi "runs people over", and Joe picks them
up afterwards
HAYDEN & AARON: DATING model/actors from Los
Angeles who, like others, use this Race to test their love (if
they're actors in L.A., you KNOW it's got a 95% chance of not
lasting) and are rather diabetic about their love for each
other
GUS & HERA:
a father & daughter team who want to better
their rather choppy relationship...even though Gus says HE'LL
be "the boss" of the team since he's "more stubborn"
JONATHAN & VICTORIA: a
married couple also from Los Angeles who are entrepreneurs
who, honestly, don't look like they NEED the money. Jonathan
looks like the dominator to Victoria's submissive
nature
FREDDY & KENDRA:
engaged models from Miami, FL who have a 10-year
gap between them but STILL want to have children once the Race
is over
MEREDITH &
MARIA: best friends from Queens, NY who are
friendly, charming and funny (translation: they're gonna try
to connive their way through the Race)
ADAM &
REBECCA: two fitness trainers ALSO from L.A. (I sense a trend here) who are
ex-lovers trying to find love again after a year of seperation
(Chico calls them "Shrek and Fiona" because of Adam's
hairstyle...but didn't Fiona turn into an ogre as well?)
(Like last time, I'll come up with team names for them
to cut down on the amphersands.)
I think you should
know the deal by now. But, in case you don't, here are the
different things these teams will have to look for in their
global trek:
ROUTE INFO |
These will be the bulk of the Race. Teams must
find Route Markers (red-and-yellow flags) which will
give them info to the NEXT Route Marker. Eventually,
this will lead them to a PIT STOP where
they must rest for 12 hours... and, for the most part,
the team that arrives last will be
eliminated. |
DETOUR |
A choice between two different tasks, each with
its own pros and cons. Both team members must decide to
do one of the tasks. If they cannot do their chosen
task, they MUST do the other. One task MUST be completed
before the next ROUTE INFO is handed
out. |
ROAD BLOCK |
Only one team member does this task. They're
given a SMALL clue as to what's involved, but they
cannot read the details until they decide which one will
do it. |
FAST FORWARD |
There are only two FAST FORWARDs in the entire
Race. If the team chooses to perform it and do so, they
can go straight to the PIT STOP and
bypass all other tasks. A team can only use one FAST
FORWARD during the entire Race, so they have to decide
when it's best to utilize it.
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YIELD |
On each leg of the Race, a YIELD is placed. A
team may use this to make another team stop for a
pre-determined amount of time (denoted by an hourglass)
before they can continue. Any team can be YIELDed any
number of times, but a team may only utilize a YIELD
once during the course of the
Race. |
This will continue until one team
has circumnavigated the globe over 40,000 miles and has
reached the FINISH LINE! first. Upon reaching
said line, host Phil Keoghan will reward them with [Dr.
Evil]One MMMMMILLION dollars![/Dr. Evil]
Phil meets the 22 wacky Racers at
the ??? Fountain (the one I know best from the start of
"Married...With Children") where he give them the rules.
They'll have to perform tasks en route around the world,
they'll be given a small amount of cash to cover all expenses
(except air travel) at the start of each leg, they'll have PIT
STOPs to stop at (eight of them which are elimination points),
their first clues are on their bags 50 feet behind him, they
can catch the "El" train to O'Hare International Airport after
they read the clue... and the first to the FINISH LINE! gets
the million. He then says his usual starting phrase. "The
world is waiting for you. Good luck...travel
safe...GO!!"
And The Amazing Race 6 is ON!!!
No
trips or pushing THIS time as all teams make it to their bags
sans injury. And their first clue:
ROUTE INFO: |
Fly to the country of Iceland. Get on the train
to Chicago O'Hare Airport and book a flight to Reykjavik, Iceland. You may only travel
on one of these three flights: Untied Flight 1189,
American Flight 1898 or American Flight 6363. Once you
land in Reykjavik, find a marked
car for your next clue. Hurry: the flights are first
come first serve. You have $175.28 for this leg of the
Race. |
One-by-one, the teams depart the
park. Freddy & Kendra seem to know their way around the
Windy City and take an early lead while Don & Mary Jean
lag behind. The teams get a lot of help from the locals as to
where the train station is. Lori & Bolo (Team Rasslers)
are used to pain...and they HAVE it from jogging with heavy
packs. What's FUNNY is that Lori offered to carry Bolo's
pack.
The teams find their ways to the Blue Line to the
airport. The first team there is Adam & Rebecca (Team
Shrek [just for you, Chico]), followed closely by the ALREADY
arguing Jonathan & Victoria (Team Dom-Sub). Other teams
slowly filter in to the station and the first subway to O'Hare
is caught by Freddy & Kendra (Team Engaged Models), Team
Shrek, Kris & Jon (Team Restauranteurs), Hayden &
Aaron (Team 'Dating' Actors), Gus & Hera (Team Who's Da
Boss), Avi & Joe (Team Brooklyn Buddies), Team Rasslin'
and Team Dom-Sub. This leaves three still trying to FIND the
place.
Don & Mary Jean (Team Married Grands) stick
with Meredith & Maria (Team Queens; sort of a double
meaning there) as they look for the Blue Line and finally find
it. Maria says, "We may not be in the best of shape, but we're
on the right frickin' train!" Lena & Kristy (Team Mormon
Models) get some help to Blue Line and JUST MAKE the same
train.
On the first train, the seven teams meet and
introduce each other, noting Adam's "Hellboy" haircut.
Alliances are ALREADY being made as Team Who's Da Boss (well,
specifically former CIA operative Gus) tries to promise to
share info with Team 'Dating' Actors and Team Brooklyn
Buddies. The first team they're gunning for...is Team
Dom-Sub.
But the entrepreneurs ain't idiots. They go into another
car and ask some people with cell phones to call United and
American to find out which of the three flights arrive the
earliest. Oddly enough, both Gus & Hera and Team
Restauranteus have the same idea. It turns out that, though
the American flights have connections in Baltimore and Boston,
the United flight goes through...Minneapolis?! Ah, but wait.
There's a hurricane coming up the coast (*SHIVER* sorry, bad
memories) so MAYBE the Minneapolis flight will MISS the storm
and not have a delay. And, if there ISN'T a delay ANYWHERE,
it's gonna still be close...because all three flights arrive
in Iceland about FIVE MINUTES apart!
O'HARE
INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT, CHICAGO, ILLINOIS,
USA
The first train arrives and eight teams
rush out to make their reservations. They all make their way
to the International Terminal...EXCEPT for Jonathan &
Victoria, since Vic INSISTS that this is a DOMESTIC flight
since it's routing to Minneapolis.
Meanwhile, the
second train arrives and the three teams decide to all go to
American so they can check on all THREE flights at the same
time and THEN determine which one to get on.
The first
to book a flight are Kris & Jon, who get on the United
Flight via Minneapolis. Lori & Bolo are right behind them
to get on that flight, and Team Dom-Sub FINALLY gets convinced
to go to international right behind them. They all want to
take advantage of the bad weather on the East Coast. Behind
them is Team Shrek and Team Engaged Models...but is the flight
booked already? As Jonathan tries to convince Bolo that
they're "super-heroes" by the color of their shirts, the first
two teams book themselves on United. The clerk says that two
more teams will make it, so Freddy & Kendra had for
American.
Most everyone else goes to the American
counter to check on THOSE flights. Gus & Hera, Avi &
Joe and Hayden & Aaron make the flight through Boston
while Don & Mary Jean, Meredith & Maria, Lena &
Kristy and the late-arriving Freddy & Kendra get tickets
through "Bawl-mer".
UNTIED FLIGHT via
Minneapolis: Team Restauranteurs, Team Rasslers, Team
Dom-Sub and Team Shrek AMERICAN FLIGHT via
Boston: Team Who's Da Boss, Team Brooklyn Buddies and
Team 'Dating' Actors AMERICAN FLIGHT via Baltimore:
Team Mormon Models, Team Married Grands, Team Queens
and Team Engaged Models
Ut oh...the Bah-stin flight is
delayed for about 45 minutes due to weather...but the
Baltimore flight is still on time! Four teams will be just
behind the leaders...while three will be left in the back of
the pack. All they're hoping is that they'll be able to make
their connection to Iceland.
REYKJAVIK,
ICELAND
In the quaint capital of Iceland where
so many US/Soviet summits took place during the Reagan
Error...er, Era, the first plane touches down at 5:54am local
time...and it's the Baltimore flight! It takes a while for the
four teams to find their cars but, when they do, they're
greeted to this message on the steering wheel:
ROUTE INFO: |
Drive yourselves to Seljalandsfoss Waterfall (130
miles away down the rural highway). Follow the marked
path behind the tarn of water to obtain your next clue.
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Team Engaged Models are the first
to depart, Team Mormon Models leave in second (but aren't sure
if they're going the right way), Team Married Grands are right
behind and Team Queens take up the rear. They drive through
the foggy air as the sun comes up over Road 1.
Nine
minutes after the Baltimore flight arrives, the Minneapolis
flight lands. The four teams find their cars and clues...JUST
as the Boston flight arrives ONE MINUTE later! All eleven
teams are TEN MINUTES APART from first to last. But...some are
more together than others. Jonathan & Victoria, for
instance, argue about where the waterfall is on the map. Lori
& Bolo, however, are smart (for wrestlers) and get help
from a native. Adam & Rebecca are arguing about Rebecca
comparing Iceland to Scotland and not watching the signs. In
last are Avi & Joe, singing, "New York Jews in Iceland".
And
Each team tries to get directions in their own
way. Lena tells Kristy that they'd "have to be totally idiots"
to miss the waterfall. (cue omnious music.) Team Rasslers ask
a fisherman on the way to make sure they're going the right
direction...and are thusly passed by Gus & Hera and Avi
& Joe. The Train #1 Alliance made in Chicago holds true as
Hayden helps Gus figure out where they're going. Kris &
Jon have no idea how to PRONOUNCE the waterfall so they can
GET help. Don & Mary Jean drive through a street full of
wasted people (and, no, it's not filming for the third
Resident Evil movie). And other teams simply follow...other
teams, whether they're going the right way or
NOT.
SELJALANDSFOSS WATERFALL,
ICELAND
Freddy & Kendra are the first to
find A waterfall, with Lena & Kristy right behind...but
they don't think it's THE waterfall that they're looking for
according to the roadsign (actually, it IS). They're having a
REAL hard time with this. Team Queens is caught up to by Team
Brooklyn Buddies (NYC in da howse!) and passes them. In the
fog, the friends turn left...while the girls turn right. The
rest of the Alliance follows Avi & Joe to the parking lot
and they all run down the path towards the waterfall. The only
one it's really a tough road for...is Gus.
A few
minutes later, Team Rasslers find the falls and jog after
them. But it's the Alliance that reaches the Route Marker
first:
ROUTE INFO: |
Drive yourselves to the base of Vatnajokull
Glacier (the largets ice mass in Europe, 260 miles
away). Once there, sign up for a shuttle which will take
you 10 miles across the ice to your next clue. Only
three teams can fit in a shuttle.
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Team 'Dating' Actors are the first
to get out of the waterfall and into their car. As Team Queens
wises up and turns around, Team Who Da Boss leaves in second
place, with Lori & Bolo close behind and Team Brooklyn
Buddies in fourth. As Hayden & Aaron pass Meredith &
Maria, they point in the opposite direction and, as expected,
the girls follow them. Aaron's happy...but Hayden hates being
mean.
Adam & Rebecca get passed by Kris &
Jon...and "Shrek" wants to RAM them for it. No ramming is
done, but they both arrive at the falls at about the same time
and grab the clue at the same time. Team Engaged Models
FINALLY find their way back and Team Mormon Models are right
behind them. Behind them is Team Dom-Sub, arguing all the way.
That leaves Team Married Grands hoping they didn't go too
far...and Team Queens following the wrong car.
Yup,
it's another "Cannonball Run", folks. Seven cars, two lanes,
very little sense of morality and safety. Only Gus & Hera
seem to be taking it safe and easy. Hera TRIES to retake the
lead, but she's pushed back into the lane by oncoming traffic.
Gus says to let them go.
Don & Mary Jean are the
tenth to make it to the falls and WALK to the clue. They THINK
they're in last...but Meredith & Maria are still LOOKING
for it. They stop at a gas station...which just so happens to
be where Adam & Rebecca have stopped for directions to the
glacier. They find out that they missed it by about an hour
and a half of driving...so they are SO in
last!
VATNAJOKULL GLACIER,
ICELAND
Hayden & Aaron arrive first, but
Lori & Bolo, Lena & Kristy and Kris & Jon are
right behind them. They sign up for the shuttles in that
order, with Avi & Joe right behind them on the second
shuttle. The first three teams take the shuttle while Jonathan
is thinking about d-i-v-o-r-c-e from Victoria's lack of
"boundaries"...and Gus & Hera take it easy towards the
glacier. The second shuttle leaves a little later with Team
Brooklyn Buddies, Team Restauranteurs and Team Shrek. Teams
then sign up for Shuttle #3: Team Dom-Sub, Team Who's Da Boss
and Team Engaged Models.
For being a glacier, this
thing sure has a lot of dirt and green spots on it. The
big-wheeled shuttles drive the teams down a dirt road towards
the ice that starts the actual glacier. Upon arrival, Team
Rasslers, Team 'Dating' Actors and Team Mormon Models find
snowmobiles...and a clue:
ROUTE INFO: |
Take a marked snowmobile and head down a 21
1/2-mile marked course to the campsite where you'll be
spending the night. Each tent has a ticket for the
return shuttle at one of four times. Once you choose a
ticket, the tent the ticket was in front of will be
where you're sleeping tonight. You may NOT trade tickets
or go for another one once you rip a ticket off.
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Kristy is NOT to thrilled about
sleeping in a tent, "jet-setter" that she is. But she goes
along with it. Lori & Bolo leave in first, Lena &
Kristy in second and Hayden & Aaron in
third.
Meanwhile, back at base camp, the third shuttle
is about to take off...just as Team Married Grands show up to
sign up for the fourth shuttle. Also meanwhile, Team Queens
had veered away and have FINALLY arrived at the falls. All
they need to do now is haul ass to the glacier before the
fourth shuttle leaves. They are happy that they know how to
get there...but they're a LITTLE peeved that they were
deceived like that.
At the glacier camp, Lori &
Bolo and Lena & Kristy arrive at about the same time. They
don't know that the times are 10am, 10:30am, 11am and
11:30am...but Team Rasslers find a 10am ticket and pull it.
Team Mormon Models don't hear Bolo yelling about the great
time they have...but they take a 10:30am ticket anyway. Then
Team 'Dating' Actors arrive and look for a 10am.
The
second shuttle arrives at the snowmobiles and the three teams
take off Avi & Joe are CERTAIN God has a sense of humor
for having them sleep on a glacier tonight...but, hey, outside
of sleeping in an alley in the wintertime, where ELSE can you
sleep and freeze at the same time? Kris & Jon take off
first with Avi & Joe in a close second and Adam &
Rebecca in a comfy third.
When Shuttle #3 arrives,
Jonathan & Victoria are the first out of the gates,
followed closely by Freddy & Kendra and Gus & Hera.
Shuttle #4 leaves...with ONLY Don & Mary Jean on it. This
leaves Meredith & Maria stuck on a fifth shuttle
solo...and most-likely stuck with an 11am depature time
tomorrow.
Team Restauranteurs arrive at the camp and,
after some looking around, gets a 10:30 departure time. Team
Brooklyn Buddies likewise look around and go on the 10:30
shuttle. Team Shrek then arrives and, not finding anything
sooner than 11am, take that.
Some time later, Team
Dom-Sub arrive...and almost plows THROUGH the camp. They look
around in a hurry, with Team Engaged Models right on their
heels. They both wind up on the 11am shuttle. Team Who's Da
Boss actaully overturn their mobile at the "parking lot"...and
they arrive to find nothing but "TAKEN"s and "11:30"s...so
they're stuck on the last shuttle back. Eventually, Team
Married Grands and Team Queens arrive and take the last two
tickets and tents.
10am shuttle: Lori
& Bolo and Hayden & Aaron 10:30am shuttle:
Kris & Jon, Avi & Joe and Lena &
Kristy 11am shuttle: Jonathan &
Victoria, Freddy & Kandra and Adam & Rebecca
11:30am shuttle: Don & Mary Jean, Gus
& Hera and Meredith & Maria
As the teams relax
on their non-PIT STOP pit stop, Team Rasslers give off an
exhibition on their business, their hobby, their life. The
exhibition over, they welcome Meredith & Maria as if they
were crossing the FINISH LINE! already. As for Jonathan &
Victoria,...they're STILL arguing with each other.
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