the Cow Kicked Me in the Head
Last time, eleven teams raced from Los
Angeles to Chile, as they began a journey that led them up a hill... and
down a mountain. Unfortunately for High School Sweethearts Adrian &
Dana, it didn't even go that far as they were eliminated at the site of
the Detour. Now the Race continues with 10 teams in a country since
ravaged by an earthquake.
0321 LOCAL TIME
After the rest period of 12
hours, Jordan L & Jeff get their first clue and head out.
MAKE YOUR WAY TO
Take a bus back to Santiago,
where you will take another bus to Puerto Varas, where you will take
a boat to Isla Margarita. Then climb to Mirador, where you will find
your next clue. You have $87 for this leg of the Race.
Jeff & Jordan L. have no
idea how to tell their cabbie to go to Valparaiso.... even though
they're already there. By 5am, all of the teams make it to the bus
station. Carol & Brandy strike an alliance with Joe & Heidi.
All teams now make their way
to Santiago, Chile. Once there, they head to the station kiosk to get
tickets to Puerto Varas. Joe & Heidi hold a spot for Carol & Brandy, but
the other teams are left out in the cold.
5:30 Bus to Puerto Varas
JOE & HEIDI
BRANDY & CAROL
7:45 Bus to Puerto Varas
ALL THE OTHER TEAMS
Brent & Caite, Jeff &
Jordan, and Jet & Cord decide to take another bus to Puerto Varas.
9:15 Bus to Puerto Varas via
JET & CORD
JEFF & JORDAN L
BRENT & CAITE
Fortune favors the bold,
right? They hope to catch the 6:30 to Puerto Varas... or in the case of
Jet & Cord, keeping their original 7:00 seats and watching the other
teams scramble. Way to Cowboy Up. Meanwhile, the 6:30 to Puerto Varas
which arrives at a station down the street... is gone. So it's BACK to
the first station. In Double Time. And THAT bus is gone. They missed
BOTH buses and the next bus leaves TOMORROW morning at 1.
Jet & Cord currently lead,
as they head to the Petrohue Hotel and Mirador. All they have to do is
follow the trail. But they have to wait until 7:30 tomorrow morning.
The next morning, Jet & Cord
start out on the trail and take a boat to Mirador... they're followed by
Joe & Heidi, Brent & Caite, Jeff & Jordan L, and Brandy & Carol. Steve &
Allie are the first off the late bus from Santiago. Meanwhile, JorDan
can't drive stick.
Jet & Cord head to Isla
Margarita and find...
LLAMA ADORATION OR
LLAMA ADORATION: Make your way to
a field of grazing llamas. Dress a llama by placing a blanket on its
back and a scarf around its neck. When the llama is properly
adorned, the keeper will give you your next clue.
CONDOR CONSTERNATION: Make your
way to a beach where you must dress as condors and use your costume
to glide out to a clue in the water.
Jet & Cord, Brandy & Carol,
and Joe & Heidi dress a llama. Brent & Caite fly, while Jeff & Jordan
follow suit. Jet & Cord find the friendliest llama you ever did meet and
dress it to get...
GET YOURSELF TO
Drive yourselves to Onces
Bellavista Farm in Puerto Varas and search the grounds for your next
Back at the farm, the other
llamas don't look too friendly. Joe gets a couple of kicks.
At the condor Detour, the
birds take to the air and hope to grab a clue. They... fail.
Joe &Heidi take advantage of
a sleeping llama and dress it.
The rest of the pack make
their way to the Detour. Jeff & Jordan L are hoping to make it out to
the buoy with some dignity... Yeah, that doesn't happen.
Meanwhile, JorDan are lost.
Jody & Shannon finally arrive in Puerto Varas.
Louie & Michael and Monique
& Shawne dress their llamas at the ranch. Meanwhile, Jet & Cord finally
arrive at the barn and...
IT'S TIME TO MAKE
Race around the farm and collect
the five ingredients essential to making kuchen: flour, a plate of
butter, a bowl of sugar, a baker's dozen of eggs, and milk straight
from the cow's teat. Gather the right ingredients, and you'll gather
the next clue.
Jet starts out grabbing the
milk, something he has experience in doing. Then he gets some eggs,
sugar, flour, and butter. Now to the kitchen to make the kuchen. And
while the mamacitas do that, Jet gets this...
MAKE YOUR WAY TO
THE PIT STOP!
Drive yourselves back to Puerto
Varas and find Gruta de la Virgen, the Pit Stop for the Leg of the
Race. WARNING! The last team to check in MAY BE ELIMINATED
After taking a serving of
kuchen, Jet & Cord make their way back to the town.
Meanwhile, Carol & Brandy go
to the Roadblock. Brandy milks a cow that's in the business of... doing
its business. Brent and Jeff follow suit. As the teams arrive for the
Roadblock, Louie & Michael decide to drive past the entrance of said
PUERTO VARAS, CHILE
GRUTA DE LA VIRGEN
Jet & Cord, who've been
dominating this leg of the Race, arrive in first to greet Phil and the
happy local. They might need another buckle for their belt. Will a
sailboat do you?
Coming in second... Joe &
Heidi. Carol & Brandy are in third. Brent & Caite come in fourth... and
stay there. Meanwhile, Louie & Michael are lost. Again. They run into
Jeff & Jordan as they look for the Pit Stop. The Big Brother vets direct
them BACK to the villa.
Monique & Shawne catch up to
the pack and lock in the 5 spot. Jordan & Jeff take sixth. Louie &
Michael catch up to Jody & Shannon. Michael... falls. Jody... gets
kicked in the head by a cow.
Back at the Pit Stop, Steve
& Allie take seventh. Michael takes milk. JorDan takes eighth. Michael
finally finds the pantry... Jody goes back for more milk.
Now all the teams have
completed the Roadblock. It's a race to the Pit Stop, and the first team
... LOUIE & MICHAEL! They
get ninth, and Jody & Shannon, by that much, are sent home. They can do
physical things... and they move onto their next crazy adventure.
AFTER LEG 2: VALPARAISO, CHILE
to PUERTO VARAS, CHILE
Jet & Cord (+2) - Sailboats
2) Joe & Heidi (+3)
3) Carol & Brandy (+3)
4) Brent & Caite (+4)
5) Monique & Shawne (-3)
Jeff & Jordan L (-5) - trip to Vancouver, BC
7) Steve & Allie (-3)
8) Dan & Jordan P (FLAT)
9) Louie & Michael (FLAT)
ELIMINATED) Jody & Shannon (FLAT)
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