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Previous Episodes October 7 October 14 |
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Sixteen models are going head to head, pose to pose, and brain to brain for the chance at $100,000 and the coveted title of America's Most Smartest Model. Recaps by Chico Alexander, GSNN |
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Rachel Gets
Lucky... We Think Last time, the models got to choose what they would wear to a shoot. Of course, when you answer no questions correctly on this show, there's no other alternative. A lesson Erika learned the hard way. That night, it's time to do ... body shots. Hey, anything to spice up reality TV, and what better way, right? "Rachel Myers. A lot of sexual frustration in that one." Also that night, while Andre tries to get his study on, everyone decides that they want to get to know their "Soviet" friend. Again, he didn't get the memo that the Cold War ended some 15 years ago. Aussie Rachael: "I don't play childish games anymore. Grow up." Sleepover night. Yay! And more sexual frustration from Rachel! Yay! And guess who gets to be on the receiving end on that... VJ! They end up sleeping together, but not... yeah. 7am. You want orange juice, then answer me this, my pretty friend... What is one-half of 1,393,938? The correct answer will unlock the fridge. To figure this out, Pickel uses a knife to carve into a banana. And then he uses another banana. Doesn't work. But at least he's getting his potassium for the day, and that's a good thing. By the way, the correct answer: 696969. Insert Rachel joke here. Jesse still needs to lose five pounds. The best thing he can do is work out, work out, work out. He's determined.... CHALLENGE! "Today is the battle of the bulge. You'll have to expand your mind in order to avoid expanding your waistline." Meanwhile, Daniel and Aussie Rachael talk about the great things that have happened since the fall of Communism in Russia. They say that Andre's just angry for anger's sake, that he doesn't know a thing about Russian culture, and that he's disrespectful to women... Like we really needed to hear that from him just to be sure. And here comes Andre to throw down. Andre threatens to do the Irish dance over Daniel, but he much would rather get to... Edge Challenge: Brain Binge Each model gets a platter of a very popular variety of cream-filled sponge cake. We'd tell you what it was, but that would be advertising for said cake, and we're no Twinkies about it. There's also a very popular green stalked vegetable. We'd tell you what that was as well, but I don't get paid that much of a celery either. Ben will ask questions. Get it right, you can eat the celery and move onto a harder follow-up. Get the follow-up right, and you can get someone else to eat their Twinkie. Get it wrong... Eat the Twinkie. You want to eat as healthy as possible, because today's Callback Challenge is a super-intense fitness audition. Jesse gets to eat celery... Andre gets to eat celery... and make Daniel eat his Twinkies. Just to show you how dangerous one of these things are... A serving of these cream-filled sponge cakes contains 362 calories, 12g of fat and 56g of carbs. Yum. Daniel spreads his love... to Jesse. "It's a competition, right." Round 2, we change it up with a rice cake and a chocolate cake. Mandy completely misses the old classic: "Which weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of rocks?" Controversy on the field of battle erupts when Mandy refuses to eat the chocolate. Ben warns her that if she doesn't, then she will be barred from the Callback Challenge. She still can't finish, so therefore, she will not compete for the Callback, and she is up for elimination tonight. By the way, if you thought the Twinkie was bad, check this out. One slice of cake has 640 calories, 31g of fat, and 65g of carbs. Mostly sugars. The Rach(a)els let Andre have their cake... and eat it too. Round 3: pancakes or oranges. VJ, Pickel, and Brett win this challenge in that they only ate healthy. In an hour, we'll see if that'll be an edge. Callback Challenge: Fitness Audition One hour later, after the models try to digest as much of the food as possible from that last challenge, Mandy Lynn gets a package from Mary Alice. "I think this'll be a great color on you." Clothes? Try again. Remember when Mary Alice suggested that she dye her hair? Well, here we are, then. From light brown with blonde whore-lights to ... brown. Challenge gives us a chance to work out the junk in our system. Meet... Gilad, a world-famous fitness instructor. He is the producer and host of America's longest-running fitness show, "Uberman". He wants to cast a fitness model for his new series of DVDs. That person will also get a callback for the next show. Models will be judged on stamina, enthusiasm, form, and... articulation? Mandy Lynn, who was barred from this challenge, is here strictly for show, because she thinks that this is better than sitting on her butt by herself. Judging by her performance in this challenge... she would've been better off by herself. She retires to the house. Meanwhile, Jesse still has issues with his little ponch. Gilad gets to work with the models one on one, and in a bit of interactivity, we get to work out with them! Hey, these things even have titles... Brett's: "Sweat with Brett" Gilad... chooses TWO people to have a "work-off". Aussie Rachael... and Brett. Brett's still filled with energy and stamina. Rachael... not so much. One thing BOTH of them are lacking... coordination. But hey, Rachael's killing it right now, so I'm not complaining. Very nice effort on both sides, but this one has to go to... Brett! And as the winner of this challenge, Brett wins not only the video spot... not only the Callback to the next show... but he's going to Hawaii. VJ: "Rachael smashed that competition." Brett confronts him about that. VJ calls his reaction ridiculous. Jesse thinks that he's going home tonight. Blonde Rachel thinks she's going home tonight on account of being on her period while working out. Mandy Lynn is still doing everything she could to make Mary Alice happy and stay in the competition, but will it be enough, especially given her poor performance tonight? Elimination Reminder: Brett will be staying on, which means that the other ten are on the edge. Mandy Lynn says that if she's going to be eliminated, she's going to do it wearing something she likes. So she's back to the whore-wear. Andre is called down and called out on him rubbing the castmates the wrong way. "It's complicated. (My diplomat parents) have taught me to stand by my beliefs and understand other people's views." See, if you had THAT attitude, you wouldn't be in this sticky wicket. Mary Alice puts him and the rest of the players on notice: disrespect toward anyone will NOT be tolerated. "Whatever," Andre says, in no uncertain terms. On the block: Jesse, Mandy Lynn, and Blonde Rachel. Rachel didn't do well in the Brain Binge or in the Callback Challenge, where she was seen as "weak" and "too thin'. But she's getting another shot. She's safe. Mandy Lynn doesn't have the intellectual prowess, but she uses what smarts she does have to listen to what the other have to say. And she's doing that thing with her breasts that just BREAKS the almighty Mr. Stein. Jesse, on the other hand, is not getting his questions right or his weight down. Bottom line... It's a job. "Like Hannibal at the Battle of Zama... Mandy Lynn, you have been vanquished." With much appreciation, she takes the stroll. Again for Jesse, this is a warning. Shape up... or ship out. Ten models remain in the hunt for $100,... 000 and the title of America's Most Smartest Model... and next time, we CHANGE THE WORLD! with the help of a well-known Science Guy. |
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