What's Eating Spencer? - February
28Last time, Larry
Redding dropped out at $100,000, while Susan Gargiulo, stuck
at $10,000, copied Spencer's paper on this question: "True
or false: Stratus clouds are typically at a higher altitude
than cirrus clouds." Correct answer was false. For $10,000,
what did Spencer write?
"False"! She's got $10,000!
But now she's out of help.
Next is the milestone...
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3rd Grade
Astronomy |
$25,000 |
PEEK |
COPY |
SAVE |
Of the following,
which kind of star is the hottest?
a) Blue giant
b) Red dwarf
c) Regular yellow star |
Or she can walk away with
$10,000. Susan thinks it's a blue giant. She's locking it
in.... Correct for $25,000!
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4th Grade Math |
$50,000 |
PEEK |
COPY |
SAVE |
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How many sides
does a rhombus have? |
Nicholas is in the crowd
hoping she gets this... She takes the freeball on 10 sides.
Nicholas is right. Choked on
four. So she drops out at $25,000.
Time for a new student, an
accountant from Americana Elementary in Glendale Heights,
IL, PHILIP SCHRAEDER. He was a grade A student, but always
got in trouble.
First student to help out is
Laura in the back.
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1st Grade Animal
Science |
$1,000 |
PEEK |
COPY |
SAVE |
|
True or false:
Komodo dragons are extinct. |
Laura is locked in. Philip
goes with FALSE. He loves animals. Correct... false!
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1st Grade Earth
Science |
$2,000 |
PEEK |
COPY |
SAVE |
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In the Northern
Hemisphere, summer ends in which month? |
Laura's locked. Philip goes
with "around August or September", with all the confidence
of "a turkey on the second week in November". Philip PEEKS.
"September." He could go with September and save himself a
save here...
But he goes with September...
Correct for $2000!
Switch! Next up, it's Jacob.
Next question...
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2nd Grade World
Geography |
$5,000 |
PEEK |
COPY |
SAVE |
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After China, what
country has the biggest population? |
Philip thinks that the
second-best is India. He locks it in... Correct... India!
Meanwhile, we have a message
from mom... and her former 3rd grade teacher, wishing them
good luck.
Next...
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2nd Grade
Astronomy |
$10,000 |
PEEK |
COPY |
SAVE |
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Which planet is
typically the brightest in the night sky? |
Philip's going to go with
either Venus or Mars. He goes with Mars. It's locked. He
can't change it.
Should've went with your gut,
because he is wrong. Jacob saves with Venus!
Three best friends watch
over. New classmate... Spen-CER!
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3rd Grade Social
Studies |
$25,000 |
PEEK |
COPY |
SAVE |
An amendment to
the US Constitution must be ratified by what fraction of
the states?
a) 2/3
b) 3/4
c) All |
Without so much as a
how-do-you-do, Spencer is locked. Philip is locked as well.
With B. Spencer says ... B as well. They're both right!
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4th Grade US History |
$50,000 |
PEEK |
COPY |
SAVE |
|
In what year was
Abraham Lincoln first elected US President? |
Philip's trying to develop a
point... He goes with 1860. He's either really dumb or a
fantabulous actor. Spencer is right... with ... 1... 8...
6... 0. And Philip has $50,000 toward... a month in the
Great Barrier Reef.
New classmate! Alana, come on
up.
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3rd Grade Math |
$100,000 |
PEEK |
COPY |
SAVE |
|
A decagon has how
many sides? |
"I am gonna win $100,000."
Philip knows it. He goes with 10 sides. Last person who said
that was wrong. Philip... is right for $100,000!
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4th Grade Measurements |
$175,000 |
PEEK |
COPY |
SAVE |
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How many cups are
in five and a half gallons? |
Sixteen times five ... is 80.
Sixteen times 5.5... is 88, which is literally at his lips.
He's recalculating... He's going with that. 88 cups.
Alana... is wrong. Philip is right for $175,000!
Time to bring Kyle up for one
final round of questions.
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5th Grade Earth
Science |
$300,000 |
PEEK |
COPY |
SAVE |
|
What geologic era
are we in right now? |
Kyle is locked... Philip has
no idea. And $175,000 is a lot to ride on a fifth-grader.
Kyle... is not confident with his answer. That said, Philip
is dropping out with $175,000.
Correct: Cenozoic.
Kyle ... was right. Philip
would've had $300,000, but instead, $175,000 is what he
comes out with. Not bad for not being smarter than a 5th
grader.
New student next week. Until
then, class dismissed...