Episode 25.3 - Five Fingers Death Punch
October 4

Jason: ROFL
Chico: Jimmy Clausen can suck it!
Gordon: This could be a 17 week running ad special :)
Chico: Yeah... No.
Gordon: This ad can go away. All the Panthers have to do is win. One. Game.
Chico: Welcome back to WLTI. Opinion, information, insight... and if we're lucky, a little bit of news. And Gordon, I'm sending you on vacation.
Gordon: Do I get my own island?
Chico: You get your own island... but you have to pick people to go with youl
Gordon: And I'm guessing you and Jay are helping with the picking?
Chico: That's how we roll.
Jason: We do :)
Gordon: Start us off then
Chico: Okay. First, we need food.
Gordon: Let's eat!

Raj and Louis were both eliminated on Hell's Kitchen this week. Who'll serve up the better roasted pig dinner?

Gordon: Raj, if he was served as the main course.
Jason: Raj is right
Gordon: Cause I'm guessing based on all the food he ate WHILE competing, he'd be cooked medium well.
Chico: Send Louis as the chef... and Raj as the pig. At least Louis can cook. Raj was pretty much good for nothing over three services.
Jason: LOL
Gordon: I do not support cannibalism, so no. Raj goes as the chef, because I have a feeling I'm going to want to give my guests Montezuma's Revenge. Speaking of which.....

Spencer or Heidi. There 2 love birds got back together after the whole world realizes that the whole divorce thing was a publicity ploy because everything else has failed. Now you get to split them up, and no you can't take both.

Chico: Aw. Let's get rid of Spencer. Heidi at least has two giant advantages over him.
Jason: Spencer
Gordon: Maybe we can load her up in a catapult and her melons will knock someone out.
Jason: LOL
Chico: I wouldn't mind as much.
Gordon: Spencer gets to go enjoy the cooking. next?
Chico: Now that we have food and tools, we need clothes.

Gretchen and Ivy. Both know how to knit, but if they worked as hard as they bitched, perhaps they'd be favorites.

Jason: Gretchen :)
Gordon: Ivy. At least Gretchen won something.
Chico: I'm...going...to side... with...Gordon. Gretchen may be grating, but at least she has talent. The only thing Ivy knows how to do, and I'm sorry for using thise phrase for about the 52nd time, is throw people under the bus.
Gordon: We need a new bus.
Chico: She broke it. Next one...

We need celebrities. Both Jimmy Johnson and Michael Bolton have nothing to do with themselves after being booted from their respective reality shows. Send one of them to the island.

Jason: Bolton. Jimmy Johnson was already on the island.
Chico: Michael Bolton. For all the right reasons.
Gordon: He can't be lovers or friends. Bolton
Chico: How are we supposed to live without him? Easily.
Gordon: Next one?
Chico: Next one.

This season of WCG Ultimate Gamer is known about as much for its drama as it is for its impressive game play. So find the epicenter of said drama and send him or her with his or her own 3DS to keep him or her quiet.

Gordon: It would have to be Kat, she in the epicenter of 'You Stole My Man Gate'
Jason: Kat :)
Chico: Make it a triple. Is that the third game in the Defender series?
Chico: Youstolemymangate?
Gordon: Well you know, Water-gate, Steroid-gate, YouStoleMyManGate. Finally....

Gordon wants a friend. Select Jason or Chico to join him.

Chico: Jason.
Jason: Look. No internet on the island. Chico...its on you.
Chico: Someone has to make all of this... go.
Jason: Yeah, but...
Chico: Yeah but your face.
Jason: What does THAT mean?
Chico: It means something that I can't say on this show.
Jason: It would scare the Island Gods?
Chico: Basically. And by "the Island Gods", I mean Jason Elliott. :-)
Jason: Fair enough. I can go :)
Gordon: Ok. So to sum this up...

It's time for the Island of Gordonia's Halloween Holiday Festival! Featuring Michael Bolton singing Halloween songs, Ivy designing the costumes, Spencer as the fashion model and Raj as the candy maker. Chocolate covered Turkey Gibblets anyone?

Jason: Ewwwwww
Chico: No thank you.

Kat is in charge of the arcade at the end of the street once the party is over. Parade done in color commentary by Gordon Pepper and Jason Block.

Jason: That works for me :)
Chico: I'll take the biplane over.
Gordon: We do more celebrating after the break.

(Brought to you by "The Website"... a new movie starring Matt Damon as Gordon, Will Smith as Chico, and George Clooney as Jason Elliott. You can't get over 100,000 hits a month without a few misses.)

Chico: In fact, we don't have any misses, so if any ladies are reading this...
Gordon: Nice. Let's abuse some lists.
Jason: Can't wait.
Chico: You know how this works. We give items. You give the one commonality.
Gordon: We start with this

Paris Hilton
Michael Bolton
Heidi
Spencer
Heidi Klum

Chico: (BUZZER!)
Gordon: Chico?
Chico: ... Blonde celebrities on game shows this week
Gordon: Blondes is what we're looking for.
Chico: REALLY?!
Gordon: Really.
Jason: Simple.
Gordon: Very. Are blondes dumber than the rest of society?
Jason: Nope. Its just the cluster this week.
Chico: Considering the blonde asking the question, no.
Gordon: I'm not blonde, you nit.
Jason: He has RED hair.
Chico: It's just a matter of circumstances. Besides that... stupidity knows no hair color.
Gordon: Fair enough., Next question?
Chico: Next...

Cash Cab...
Jeopardy!...
The Price Is Right...
Press Your Luck...

Jason: OVER HERE
Chico: Jason?
Jason: Games with Iphone Apps?
Chico: Nailed it. Playing J! right now.
Gordon: Jeopardy's app, by the way - very well done.
Chico: We'll review it in depth soon, but I'm enjoying it, how about you?
Gordon: Very much so.
Jason: Haven't bought it yet. Are you saying I should?
Chico: I'm saying you should.
Gordon: You definitely should. Next one.

Her Celebrity Apprentice Appearance
Her 5th Grader Appearance
Her Failed Talk Show
Her Red Carpet Interviews

Chico: (HIT ME!)
Gordon: Chico?
Chico: Things associated with Joan Rivers?
Gordon: Correct! Joan will show up on 5th Grqder. Prognosis?
Chico: Catastrophic failure.
Jason: Fun. Not much money...but fun :)
Gordon: I agree. Next one?
Chico: Next...

A former game show host...
A former dancer...
A current producer...
A former choreographer...

Jason: ZAP
Chico: Jason?
Jason: Judges for American Idol
Chico: Good guess, but no.
Gordon: MY EX-FOOTBALL COACH IS BETTER THAN YOUR EX-FOOTBALL COACH
Chico: Gordon?
Gordon: Roles played by Nigel Lythgoe?
Chico: Hmm... Judge? (*BING*) The rest of the list was "current judge", "Bonnie's husband", and "the creepiest man on television" But seriously, can he bring the magic back to the show?
Jason: No. It's over.
Gordon: Hey look! A triuple threat shark! He jumps, dances and sings! But most importantly, he jumps.
Gordon: Next one.

Dancing With the Stars
Survivor
Fear Factor
Ultimate Fighter
4th and Long
The Contender

Jason: GOT IT
Gordon: Jason?
Jason: Shows with Dallas Cowboys related people on it
Gordon: That works.
Chico: Of course!
Gordon: Last one?
Chico: Last one...

Sale of the Century...
The Singing Bee...
Beat the Clock...
Press Your Luck...
Let's Make a Deal...
GUTS...
Don't Forget the Lyrics!...

Gordon: CHICO HAS A BRAD WOMACK POSTER ON HIS WALL
Chico: No I don't!
Gordon: Yes you do.
Chico: Fine. But it has darts on it. Okay, your answer?
Gordon: Shows that have had life on more than one station
Chico: ... I'll give it to you, "Reboots over the Last 10 Years"
Gordon: YAY!
Jason: Good stuff
Chico: Which leads us to... Hole in the Wall. Will it do better on Cartoon Network?
Jason: I still say yes.
Gordon: It will because CN doesn't need much to make it a hit. I think chico would prefer a hole in his wall than a Brad WOmack wall poster.
Chico: I would.
Gordon: But would you prefer one of these?

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Chico: I hate you, Gordon Pepper.
Jason: ROFL
Gordon: You love me.
Chico: No, I het yo.
Gordon: You love Speed Round.
Chico: I do. Speed Round starts... NOW! NaOnka... gone?
Jason: Yes
Gordon: No. I'll say Jimmy T.
Chico: Dancing. Who's next to leave?
Jason: Margaret
Gordon: Margaret Cho
Chico: I'll buy that.
Gordon: Jeopardy - Any long term winning hopes here?
Jason: Not sure.
Chico: After Kara and Roger? Sorry.
Gordon: We've had 2 power players in a row. Why not 3?
Chico: Because it's never happened.
Jason: So...?
Gordon: Joan Vs. Bethany on 5th Grader this week - who wins?
Chico: Bethany
Jason: Bethenny
Gordon: I'll go with that. Do we have email?
Chico: We have a few over on Facebook. Remember we asked about Pay the Rent.
Gordon: Yes we did
Chico: And here's what you said. First up, Josh Widdowson... Thanks, Josh!

BIG FACEBOOK QUESTION: Pay the Rent. Thoughts? FROM: Josh Widdowson It will be played as often as Triple Play. With such a big prize being offered, it can't be played with regularity like a "Rat Race" or a "10 Chances".

Chico: I will totally agree with Josh on that one. Let's see... High stakes... tricky... impressive display. You're looking at least once every two months. This is what I call an event game.
Jason: Prettymuch
Gordon: I agree. Thanks Josh. This week's Question:

BIG FACEBOOK QUESTION New format on Millionaire. Thoughts?

Gordon: If you want to answer it, email us al wlti@gameshownewsnet.com, or find us on Facebook, MySpace or YouTube.
Gordon: That ends the show. Special thanks to Jason Block for joining us.
Jason: Always fun to be here.
Gordon: What are you watching this week? Ive got Destory Build Destroy.
Chico: I'm going to check out Family Game Night Not watching? Hole in the Wall... For lack of trying
Gordon: I have to. I won't be watching Hell's Kitchen because of it. Boo.
Jason: I will be watching Playoff Baseball.
Jason: But Family Game Night looks AWESOME.
Gordon: Next week - more reviews. More elimination. Just...more.
Chico: And we hope you'll join us for that. Make it a great week. For everyone at GSNN, he's Gordon Pepper. I'm Chico Alexander... Game over, and spread the love! And let's go Yankees...
Gordon: Clap, clap, clap clap clap.