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Episode 28.1 - 10
September 12
Chico: Founding members of the National Moron League.
Jason: Pretty much...but what happens if it lands on the edge?
Chico: Then we're screwed. Welcome back... I see a sunrise. I hear a baby...
Gordon: It's a NEW GAME!
Jason: YAY! I love new games.
Chico: Explain this one, G.
Gordon: This new game is called...
Gordon: We'll give you a story. You finish it.
You could be serious...or silly.
Chico: For example?
Gordon: For example:
Simon
Cowell's show is caught with a bad background checking group. The Moral of the
Story is...
Chico: Simon Cowell's been hanging around the folks at Fox WAY. TOO. LONG. It's
BAD VERY BAD! Or rather, to be more moral-ly about it... "Sleep with dogs, wake
up with fleas"
Jason: Tis easier to give away the cash than to check on the people receiving it
:)
Gordon: If you don't check you're green, you'll wind up in the red.
Jason: Got it ;)
Gordon: Chico, please start it off.
Chico: Right.
Lys
Agnes decides to go rock opera on us, and pays dearly for it. The Moral of the
Story is...
Jason: If it ain't baroque...don't fix it :)
Gordon: Those who do not follow their true singing path will be forced to 'Dream
On'.
Chico: Be careful what web you weave, lest you get trapped in it.
Gordon: Next one...
Lanisha
Cole sues The Price is Right for Sexual Harassment. The Moral of The Story is...
Chico: Never outdiva a diva.
Jason: Never ask a model to see your Lucky Seven. Then you will be in a Rat Race
to find your next job. You won't know if you will be coming or going.
Gordon: Never let your Plinko Chips enter the $0 slot.
Jason: Win.
Gordon: And they were definitely coming.
Chico: OH! Next...
Kara
DioGuardi leaves Idol, bombs with Platinum Hit, and then lands on Broadway. The
Moral of the Story is...
Jason: After she murdered her career on TV, she has experince to play an accused
one in Chicago
Gordon: If at first you don't succeed, go for a Tony.
Chico: If you're going through reality hell... keep going.
Gordon: Next one...
Regis
Philbin retires, because he is disgusted with his contract and thinks he's going
to get a better offer. No new offers come and he retires on November 18th. The
Moral of the Story is...
Chico: Everyone is expendable. Even god... of game shows.
Jason: When you say "Final Answer", it's locked in. In life and in game shows.
Gordon: The reason why the grass may look greener on the other side is because
it's being perched over a goose manure plant.
Chico: Gross. Finally.
If
you're on a dating show and you don't get the girl... you're asked back to be
the prize to be won. The Moral of the Story is...
Jason: Tis better to be the sloppy seconds than the first course of the meal
Gordon: A Benny saved could be lots of Pennies earned.
Chico: Everyone loves the underdog. Now the underdog has to get paid, but when
we come back, we're drinking from the toilet.
Gordon: Or peeing in it.
Chico: More Push or Flush on the other side.
(Brought to you by Black or Blue? You bet on a color, then the host punches
you in the face. If the bruise matches, you win! .... Manny Pacquiao hosts)
 Gordon:
I sense a theme.
Chico: ... and we can sing the theme song.
Gordon: Nice. So welcome back to part 2 of Push Or Flush (Wheels in the
Supertoilet 8000)
Chico: This week, we're taking on the shows premiering this week ... and next.
First up...
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THE GAME OF LIFE
Hub - 6p ET Saturdays |
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CHICO |
GORDON |
JASON |
JIGGLE |
| FLUSH |
JIGGLE |
PASTRY |
Chico: I think we pretty much established this
last week, but... FLUSH. Sorry. I have to be real here.
Gordon: Jiggle. Saw the preview. Didn't like what I saw. Too much mish mash for
me.
Jason: I didn't see it...but I will give it a Pastry.
Chico: Let's just say you didn't miss much.
Jason: OK.
Chico: Next...
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SCRABBLE SHOWDOWN
Hub - 6:30p ET Saturdays |
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CHICO |
GORDON |
JASON |
PUSH |
| PUSH |
PUSH |
PUSH |
Chico: You know what... I'm going to push this.
It's a decent show. It's got a decent end game.
Gordon: I will too. It's a good concept and they do right what Life does wrong.
Jason: Time for the FF Cue PUSh
Chico: (FF
victory cue)
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DANCING WITH THE STARS
ABC - September 19 |
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CHICO |
GORDON |
JASON |
PUSH |
| PUSH |
FLUSH |
PUSH |
Chico: Push it. People will watch, manufactured
controversy be damned.
Jason: Yes people will watch. It is unstoppable. PUSH. Even though the cast
blows and give Hope Solo the trophy now.
Gordon: The cast does blow. And for that reason...FLUSH. The casting crew has to
do better than this.
Chico: They can. They won't. We're stuck. Next...
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JEOPARDY!
Syn/CBC - September 19 |
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CHICO |
GORDON |
JASON |
PUSH |
| PUSH |
PUSH |
PUSH |
Chico: EASY one. PUSH.
Jason: Please. PUSH as hard as possible. Came off a monster last season.
Gordon: Absolutely. PUSH
Chico: (FF
victory cue) Next...
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LET'S MAKE A DEAL
CBS - September 19 |
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CHICO |
GORDON |
JASON |
PUSH |
| PUSH |
PUSH |
PUSH |
Chico: You know it. You love it. You can't go one
day without it. PUSH.
Jason: This should be THE BREAKOUT Season. I pray so. PUSH.
Gordon: There's no reason why it can't be. PUSH
Chico: (FF
victory cue) You LOVE love it.
Jason: Seriously...Mangum/Coyne/Brady are a fantastic team.
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THE PRICE IS RIGHT
CBS - September 19 |
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CHICO |
GORDON |
JASON |
PASTRY |
| PUSH |
PASTRY |
PASTRY |
Chico: It's the Price Is Right, darn it. PUSH it.
And (^_^) the haters.
Jason: NO...I can't let it rest on it's laurels. Too many bad contestants and
still scattershot hosting gives it a PASTRY for me.
Gordon: Production still needs to do some work on here. Pastry also.
Chico: Fair enough. Still a fun hour for me.
Gordon: It's definitely a fun hour and I enjoy it. That being said, it can do
better and I rate it as such.
Chico: Next...
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WHEEL OF FORTUNE
Syn/CBC - September 19 |
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CHICO |
GORDON |
JASON |
PUSH |
| PUSH |
PUSH |
PUSH |
Gordon: The wheel is the wheel. PUSH
Chico: The Wheel IS the Wheel. PUSH.
Jason: Please. Uncle Harry is two for two. Still The 800 pound gorilla of game
shows. PUSH.
Chico: (FF
victory cue) And finally...
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THE SING-OFF
NBC - September 19 |
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CHICO |
GORDON |
JASON |
PUSH |
| PUSH |
PUSH |
PUSH |
Gordon: I like the changes here. I'll push this
one
Chico: Good show, even if it IS on opposite Dancing. PUSH.
Jason: I think this will be a good companion and warm up for the Voice in
February. This show is the show that could. PUSH
Chico: (FF cue) And that's it for round 2. Round 3 NEXT week. Speed Round on the
other side.
(Brought to you by Red, White and Blue. During this remembrance, donate yourself
this week, whether it's money, goods or time. Make a difference.)
Jason: Yes :)
Chico: Agreed. It's all about respect, guys. Seriously.
Gordon: And with that we go to the Speed Round...NOW! Who wins Big Brother?
Jason: I am going to say Rachel
Chico: Going out on a limb and saying Porsche.
Gordon: I'll say Rachel and agree with Jason. Shudder. AGT: Who wins?
Jason: Silhouettes
Chico: Landau.
Gordon: I picked Landau as the winner on Day 1. I'm not changing my mind now.
Jason: If a dance group doesn't win this year...no one ever will
Chico: Great. Mail?
Gordon: None here. By you?
Chico: Nope.
Gordon: Well you can always send us some at
wlti@gameshownewsnet.com or
Facebook, YouTube, Etc.
Chico: Be a sport. :-)
Jason: Please :)
Chico: Big thanks to Jason Block for hanging out with us this week.
Jason: Always fun to be in the nuthouse.
Gordon: Next week, the Summer almost officially ends with the finales.
Chico: We're out of questions, but we will have answers. Who's got talent, who's
the biggest Brother of them all, and what did the first castoff of Survivor do
to mess things up. I can't wait. Until then for Gordon and everyone at GSNN, I'm
Chico Alexander... and now more than ever... SPREAD THE LOVE.
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