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 Chico: What's being blighted ultimately?
Gordon: The bad taters
Chico: Guessing we're not talking about Ronda Rousey. She's got nice taters :~)
Gordon: She does. What if...there was a real show like that?
Chico: Then it'd be on Skinemax. :-) Welcome back to WLTI, folks. Thanks for
being a part of our week and
allowing us to be a part of yours. It's time for a new beginning, which means
it's time for.. What! Happens!
First! Simple game really, we give you two items, you tell us which happens
first. Gordon, start it up.
Gordon: I will. Starting with...
What Happens First: We Get a Millionaire on Millionaire or we get a millionaire
on Million Second Quiz?
Chico: Well, given that they are pimping a $2 million cash prize to the ultimate
winner... thanks NBC PR!... MSQ.
Gordon: I'll go with that. I also have no faith that we'll get a winner on
milllionaire this quickly.
Chico: November?
Gordon: Sweepstime. Sounds good to me.
Chico: Right. Next up...
What Happens First: So You Think You Can Dance gets cancelled or X Factor gets
cancelled?
Chico: Both are in make-or-break season situations.
Gordon: I think SYTYCD is still getting respectable numbers for a Summer Show.
So would X-Factor if it was in the
Summer. The only problem is 1. it's in the Winter and 2, it may be helping to
erode Idol, so I'll say X-Factor.
Chico: I'll go with that. I mean, season 3 with little to no stability. That's a
red flag. We'll find out next
week. Next?
Gordon: Next one...
What happens first: Hayden gets booted from Survivor or Valerie Harper gets
booted from Dancing With the Stars?
Chico: Hayden. And it's all about two things. A feel good story... and target
demographic.
Gordon: Agreed. Valerie will be there for a long time. If people know who Hayden
is, he's going to get targeted
immediately. He better find a solid alliance and fast. next one?
Chico: Next up...
What Happens First: The first five-time champion on Jeopardy!'s 30th anniversary
or season 2 of the Chase.
Chico: ... November 5, by the way.
Gordon: I'm going to go with Jeopardy. We've seen long runs at the end of last
season. There should be one good
run sometime this fall before The Chase starts.
Chico: Yep. I think we have a continuance of last season's trailing dominance.
Someone's going to break out and
be the first superchamp of the season.
Gordon: I would think so - and before sweeps. Next one...
What Happens First: We get a Millionaire on Wheel of Fortune, or we get a Top 40
hit from our resident Voice
champion?
Chico: Millionaire on Wheel. I think the Voice is falling into the trap of
American Idol seasons 8-10.
Gordon: Um...It was already there. Last one?
Chico: Last one...
What Happens First: Match Game Canada heads to GSN, or someone wins American
Ninja Warrior?
Gordon: Match Game goes to GSN. It seems like the wise choice to make here, vs.
Ninja Warrior, which may happen
once you find someone from the Bed-Chicoler.
Chico: At this rate I may find the Bed-Chico-lorette before either happens.
Marry, raise two little fan-children,
and then THEY win American Ninja Warrior. But yeah, Match Game. Come on, GSN.
You have the power.
Gordon: They do. And you have the power as we go to break.
Chico: Next up, time to go a-flushin'.
(Brought to you by the Million Picosecond Quiz, the exciting new game show
that... just ended. Sorry, kids.)
 Chico: And congratulations to ... that guy.
Gordon: And I was going to audition for that show. Darn it, But instead, I can
audition for the Million Dollar
toilet (wheels in toilet)
Chico: Sweet. Let's get right into it. 10 shows... You know what to do.
Gordon: I do.
Chico: First...
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DANCING WITH THE STARS
ABC - 8p ET Mondays |
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CHICO |
GORDON |
PASTRY |
| JIGGLE |
PASTRY |
Chico: Jiggle. It's got likeable stars for once, but can it hold up against CBS?
Gordon: It can, but there's a clear decline here. Pastry for the stars, but I'm
not expecting much this season.
Chico: I don't think anyone is. Next...
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THE X FACTOR
Fox - 8p ET Wednesdays & Thursdays |
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CHICO |
GORDON |
JIGGLE |
| FLUSH |
JIGGLE |
Chico: Speaking of not expecting much. Flush it.
Gordon: I'm not going to flush it only because I like singing competitions. That
being said...jiggle.
Chico: Fair enough. Next...
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FAMILY FEUD
Syn - Weekdays |
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CHICO |
GORDON |
PUSH |
| PUSH |
PUSH |
Chico: Steve Harvey does it again. PUSH.
Gordon: Sure does. PUSH here too
Chico: (fanfare) Next..
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JEOPARDY! 30TH ANNIVERSARY
Syn - Weekdays |
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CHICO |
GORDON |
PUSH |
| PUSH |
PUSH |
Chico: Easy PUSH.
Gordon: Yah. PUSH
Chico: (fanfare) And we can't talk about Jeopardy! without talking about...
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WHEEL OF FORTUNE
Syn - Weekdays |
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CHICO |
GORDON |
PUSH |
| PUSH |
PUSH |
Gordon: And I can't stop spinning...uh...pushing. PUSH
Chico: We know you can't. It's America's Game for a reason. PUSH. (fanfare)
Next...
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SURVIVOR: BLOOD VS. WATER
CBS - September 18 |
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CHICO |
GORDON |
PASTRY |
| PASTRY |
PASTRY |
Gordon: I want to see a complete ly new cast. Still, the premise intrigues me.
Pastry
Chico: I also want to see a new cast. Why can't you get a new cast? I'll go with
Pastry, since there's nothing
else on... sorry, X Factor. Next up...
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SHARK TANK
ABC - September 20 |
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CHICO |
GORDON |
PASTRY |
| PASTRY |
JIGGLE |
Gordon: You like this better than I do. I don't like it this much. Jiggle
Chico: I think it's starting to find its groove. Pastry. Next...
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LET'S MAKE A DEAL
CBS - September 23 |
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CHICO |
GORDON |
PUSH |
| PUSH |
PUSH |
Gordon: THIS is ashow finding its groove. PUSH
Chico: Anotehr easy push. Where art thou, Emmy? PUSH (fanfare) And of course, we
have to bring up...
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THE PRICE IS RIGHT
CBS - September 23 |
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CHICO |
GORDON |
PUSH |
| PUSH |
PUSH |
Chico: The game is passion. The Emmy is benediction. PUSH.
Gordon: Agreed. PUSH
Chico: And finally for that day...
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THE VOICE
NBC - September 23 |
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CHICO |
GORDON |
PASTRY |
| PASTRY |
PASTRY |
Chico: I can no longer push it until it produces a platinum act. PASTRY.
Gordon: I take the vow of metal. PASTRY
Chico: That's it for now.
Gordon: We'll conclude Push or Flush next week., We'll conclude this show after
this break
(Brought to you by Raekwon the MasterChef. The former Wu-Tang member is looking
for someone who can lay the track
as well as lay a steak on a grill. Winner gets $250,000 and grills and bling...
and b(^_^)es.)
Gordon: Gives new meaning to a new shiny grill.
Chico: Yay-yeah! Now how about the new shiny Speed Round. G-Daddy Fresh... make
it funky... now.
Gordon: Speed Round Starting...now! Big Brother: Who wins? Or do we care?
Chico: Checking.... checking... and don't care. You?
Gordon: Nope. Will we care about Million Second Quiz?
Chico: I hope so. I mean, it's Ryan Seacrest. What can possibly go wrong? I have
a feeling I'm going to be eating
those words. Speaking of food. MasterChef. Who wins?
Gordon: The one who's been harrassed the most.
Chico: Krissi's out. Luca's your winner.
Gordon: I'll go with that. Millionaire - any Millionaires?
Chico: Nope. But one person's going to make a go at it. It's going to be
awesome. How about awesome mail?
Gordon: Nothing here. you?
Chico: Nothing here. But how can they change that?
Gordon: wlti@gameshownewsnet.com. Or Facebook, youBoob, Twitter, The usual
suspects.
Chico: Next week... the big review. Will you be spending a million seconds
watching people answer questions on
the interwebs?
Gordon: Either we will be in awe - or we'll be making fun of everything. Or
somewhere in between.
Chico: We'll find out next week. But for now... for Gordon Pepper and everyone
at GSNN, I'm Chico Alexander...
Game over... and spread the love.
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