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Episode 26.1 - Since You've Been Gone...
January 10

Chico: Welcome to Twenty Eleven, friends! This is your internet friend Chico Alexander. And I have a question... How many dimensions can one story possibly produce?
Gordon: 69? :)
Jason: Usually three...why?
Chico: Because we're getting more mileage out of a story we covered LAST WEEK.
Jason: The Money Drop?
Chico: The Money Drop.
Jason: Isn't the horse dead?
Chico: Not yet. It's still twitching.
Jason: Cant wait to hear about this
Gordon: Hold on one second.
Chico: Holding on one second.
Gordon: (Takes out stuffed horse. Takes out supersoaker 500. Blasts horse with it)
Chico: Feel better?
Gordon: Yes. IT'S SO FLUFFY!
Jason: Someone got "Despicable me" for the holidays?
Gordon: You think?
Chico: Are you gonna die?
Gordon: ...no.
Chico: Good. Because that's what she says in the movie.
Gordon: I'd like certain shows to do so, though.
Jason: Oh boy.
Gordon: And we'll get there as from somewhere in my underground evil laboratory, this week's edition of WLTI...is...ON!
Jason: YAY!
Chico: IT'S SO FLUFFY!
Gordon: It's a very fluffy edition. And we start with a very non-fluffy Million Dollar Money Drop, as the show is gaining everything except ratings.
Chico: but it's the most talked about show on television! Kevin Pollak even said so! Granted he didn't say WHY...
Gordon: Well Kevin Pollak said that returning the two contestants to the show (that will be requested to return, due to a faulty question that was discussed on the last show) didn't matter, because it still would have played out the same. Do you agree with that?
Chico: Come on now... You can't play one game with $80K and not play another different game with $800K. It's two different psychological traumas we're talking about.
Gordon: I agree. You can split up $880,000. $80,000...not so much.
Chico: Granted, they probably would've answered the question the same, but how in the hell would you expect the result to be the same if they're trying to protect, oh, 800K.
Gordon: They may not have answered it the same, because they may not have put all $800,000 on one answer. Hence, you don't know how it would have played out.
Chico: Now on paper, it's the same. But it's the metagame here, the mental moments that get the folks in the editing room all giddy. Like I give Jason $80,000 to risk on ONE answer, he's going like, okay, let me just put it here. Now let me give Jason the most annoying partner I can find....
Gordon: ME! PICK ME! Can I be the annoying partner?
Chico: You can be the annoying partner.
Jason: Oh no.
Gordon: Jason, look! CABBAGE! It's flying over there. I want to see the cabbage jump!
Chico: He's about to see the cabbage drop.
Jason: I got this. The answer is JON Stewart. Leave me alone. I read the poll.,
Gordon: No no no! The answer is Bristol Palin! And look, if I put money on my head, I look like Tom Bergeron!
Jason: It's not Palin. Trust me. STOP MOVING THE MONEY.
Chico: Imagine 90 seconds of that, and that's Question #7 as televised.
Jason: Pretty much.
Chico: So to answer your question, Kevin Pollak... NO. So there's that. There's also a difference between one $20,000 stack that is an 'I don't Care' response and $800,000, where they may have taken their time and thought about the answer. Are you absolutely certain that you're going to come out with the absolute same result? There's also a bit of casting fail to go around. Another case of PPS.
Gordon: PPS = Pretty People Syndrome
Chico: Or in this case... PAS. Pretty Actor Syndrome.
Jason: PPS is when casting coordinators cast people who look amazingly cute, fit the 18-35 demo, and have the brain power of cooked cabbage over people like us who can play the game. That about right?
Chico: Yeah. Used to be a time when merit auditions were the norm.
Jason: For the most part, that doesn't happen anymore.
Chico: Then came about the middle of the second season of Millionaire and people complained that they've only seen MAWGS. That would be "Middle-Aged White Guys"
Jason: 11 years is a long time in the game show world audition wise.
Chico: So to curtail that, they go to more of "the package". Yes they can play the game, but can they be packaged into something the average viewer can root for?
Jason: Exactly.
Chico: That was where your casts for Weakest Link, Survivor, American Idol, Big Brother, Deal or No Deal, that sort of thing. And then there was the issue of typecasting that Gordon brought up a WHILE ago. Basically... ability to play the game is not weighted as strong as "other factors'.
Gordon: Fit the people that fit the show's demographics. The cute cheerleaders. The quarreling couple, the gay one, the mandatory minority, etc.
Chico: Exactly. So say you have 200 average people to compete for 5 slots... and you throw in 3 or 4 telegenics. All four of them will get spots, so the other 200 will compete for ONE spot. And then there's the fact that no one looking to cast a show in a hurry is going outside of Los Angeles to look for contestants. There are two unwritten rules for being a game show contestant in an audition.
Jason: Which are?
Chico: a) Don't say you're an actor... Say what you do to make ends meet, and 2) Don't say you're from LA. Say where you are from originally.
Jason: BINGO
Chico: Now if you are an actor to make ends meet and you're a native Angeleno, good for you. We're not taking anything against you. But do know that the rest of us want a chop at the bit as badly as you do. Sell yourself if you have to. Anything else would just be quoting Scott Hostetler at this point.
Gordon: Well wait a second. I don't blame the actor at all. If they have the tools to get them on the air, they should use them. I blame casting, who is convinced that those are the only people we, as Americans, want to watch.
Jason: I am not. I agree with you. Casting has shifted over the past decade.
Chico: I'm blaming the process. Casting directors are lazy.
Gordon: They will stay that way until they get the message
Chico: If contestants are as dense and annoying as the ones we've seen, then I imagine they'll get the message... REALLY quick.
Jason: I don't think so. I think its the definition of Insanity...they will keep doing it until they get it right.
Chico: Perhaps. Or they get an onset altercation when someone says "That's my money, I want it back!" when in reality you might as well be playing for 500 WLTI fun bucks and an autographed glossy of G and me.
Gordon: Or playing 1 Vs. 100 and walking away with nothing.



Chico: That had to be, in three years of 1 vs. 100 in the US... my FAVORITE moment ever.
Jason: I saw the clip. This was awesome.
Gordon: Let's see the question that caused everyone to leave with nothing.
Chico: Grabbing it now.

Leading the way in hybrid cars, Toyota's 'Prius' is Latin meaning 'to go before'. What's the proper Latin plural of prius?
a) Prii
b) Priuses
c) Priora


Jason: I was with the contestant. I thought it was A.
Chico: Gordon?
Gordon: Well, -Ii is plural - in Greek. Not in Latin. Latin, its -iora, so the right answer is C.
Chico: Gordon ... is right.
Jason: Smartass :)
Chico: Our 1, Gregg Whitney, plays his Poll and 22 our of 23 went with A. He naturally goes with that... and 22 out of 23 Mob members... are wrong. And so is Gregg. Waaah waaaaaaah.
Gordon: The 23rd Mob Member...also wrong.
Jason: So in the words of Willy Wonka...



Gordon: Actually, the do get something. They get a dirty Flokati rug.



Chico: But good things DID happen. ... on another show just as good if not better than this, but they happened. Let's go to Price Is Right's two holiday specials. Now Gordon, remind us the rule about Price is Right VSEs. (very special episodes)
Gordon: If you're looking for Mistletoe, forget it. you'll find lots and lots of coal though.
Chico: This year, we had a breakeven show.
Gordon: Which is a miracle in itself.
Chico: AND a record-setting take of $141,975 AND... a Double Showcase Win. Let's play it out. Gordon, you're going to be the top winner, since you got the question in 1 vs. 100 right.
Gordon: Nice!
Chico: Showcase #1... a trip to Cancun with naval reenactment... a trip to Norway with ski lesson, and a sailboat with a trailer. Bid or pass?
Gordon: I hear Jason likes sardines, so I want to send him to Norway.
Jason: I bid $35,000.
Chico: Okay. Gordon, you get a 32G iPod touch, an 8G iPod nano, a 2G iPod shuffle, an Apple TV, an Xbox 360 Elite with Kinect and games, an HDTV, and an Acura ZDX to cart it all home.
Gordon: $33,369
Chico: Jason, your Showcase is... $40,747, a difference of $5747
Jason: Nice.
Chico: Joseph Shamash bid $32,360 for a difference of 8487. So already you're getting pretty good at this. Gordon... you're usually all over this stuff.
Gordon: I can't win everything.
Chico: Because you're studly.
Gordon: I am
Chico: Well, let's see. Your Showcase is... $49,120.
Gordon: Did they have gold plated rims on that Acura?
Chico: It's an Acura. What else do you expect? Difference of $15,751. And you know all those Apple products cost an arm and a leg. Judy Ho bid $49,000. Her difference $120.
Jason: BOOM!
Chico: THAT's the way to do it. She won $101,244. And you know what they say every time a bell rings... I think whole choir of angels got wings that day.
Jason: Great stuff.
Chico: But we're not done yet.
Jason: Really?
Chico: Then on New Year's Eve came the Best of 2010 show. iPads, trips, jewelry, entertainment centers, money, money, money, 10,000 money... That was also not a bad show, breakeven, $134,140 won. Jason, you can be the top winner this round. First Showcase is... the ULTIMATE Hawaii vacation with surfing, parasailing, helicopter tour, dining, a day with a Ferrari, a private yacht, and your own sailboat.
Jason: Nice...but nice enough. Gordon, it's yours.
Chico: Gordon, do my bidding.
Gordon: It's a day with the Ferrari, right? Not the actual Ferrari itself?
Chico: A day with the Ferrari. Ferrari rental for a day.
Gordon: What about Toni Ferrari? Can I rent her out for the day?
Chico: Yep, but she'd probably not come back
Gordon: She's got junk in her trunk.
Chico: Yeah, man. YOU KNOW!
Gordon: A day with and the actual non-car makes it a $609 bid. $38,609
Chico: For the record, Paulina Orellano bid $76,000
Jason: Ooooh. Not good
Chico: No, sir. Jason, your Showcase... an entertainment center with two 32" HDTVs, a 46" 3DTV, & 3D Blu-Ray, and a 2011 BMW 128i
Jason: $42,500
Chico: Luis Medina-Hernandez, suspecting that Paulina was just a skotch over... bids $1.
Jason: Smart man.
Chico: That's right out of the rule-book. "The point is to win." The price of your Showcase, Jason... $60,740. So you're off by $18,000 give or take.
Jason: 18,240 to be exact yeah
Chico: Gordon, your Showcase... which Paulina DIDN'T win... to the surprise of NO ONE... is... $38,674!
Jason: You got it both:)
Chico: That's a double win, G.
Gordon: Whoohoo! Where's my Toni Ferrari?
Chico: ASk Toni Ferrari. I betcha she'll do it... She'll do anything.
Gordon: Would she live to dance?
Chico: She would, actually. But CBS wouldn't show it. So we got this show instead. The premise is simple. It borrows from every talent contest ever made EVER.
Jason: I cant breathe from the xerox fumes.
Chico: Paula Abdul is the executive producer and 'expert'. They're very careful not to use the word "judge". Because that would give the air of legitimacy.
Jason: I mean the video process reeked of America's Got Talent.
Gordon: Stop me if you're heard this one. Dancers come in for 3 judges. 2 out of 3 yes's (or in this case gold stars) advances you to a playoff system, where you compete in 3 semi-final heats and then the grand finale.
Chico: STOP.
Jason: STOP.
Chico: Now they try to borrow one of the original judges from the original British series (in this case, Kimberly Wyatt of the Pussycat Dolls). But you wouldn't know that, because Paula is the face of this show.
Gordon: The original series in the UK called 'Got To Dance'.
Chico: And they borrowed the host of "Australian Idol", Andrew Gunsberg, who does a decent enough Ryan Seacrest impersonation, but you wouldn't know that because, well, now I'm repeating myself.
Jason: It's Paula's show, dammit.
Chico: Make no mistake. There's a host, there's format, there's contestants you want to root for, but it's Paula's show.
Jason: But it's nothing new. Nothing different.
Chico: And yes, for the most part, these are the real folk contestants we love so much. But it doesn't bring anything else to the party. I remember watching the "Top 18" episode on Wednesday. It was the most boring hour of television this week. If this is a portent of things to come, we may be in trouble.
Gordon: Here's the problem with something like this. You have talent, but can you honestly say that any of them are better than anything on either America's Best Dance Crew, So You Think You Can Dance, or America's Got Talent?
Chico: No. You're basically auditioning the third-string at this point.
Jason: These are probably rejects from all those shows. Gordon is SO on the money here.
Chico: So yes, the format works. How do I know? Because the formats from which they copied work. The contestants are likeable, because they're real. The judges aren't going to say "what we're all thinking". Andrew G... is good ENOUGH. Not GREAT, not terrible, just GOOD ENOUGH.
Jason: Just like the show.
Gordon: It's the talent that drives or kills the show. And the judges, who don't have a personality, are grading talent that also doesn't have a personality. Are they likable? Yes. Is it done well? yes, because we've seen it before. but will it unseat any of the heavy hitters? No.
Chico: And you need someone to be the voice of the audience.

LIVE TO DANCE
CBS - 8p ET Wednesdays
GORDON CHICO JASON AVERAGE-O-MATIC
C- C- C C-

Jason: That's why for me it's a C for COPY.
Chico: C-. Again, it's only GOOD ENOUGH. And it's boring as hell.
Gordon: I'll go with C-. Nothing done badly, but nothing done good enough.
Jason: Exactly. It does nothing to differentiate itself from the pack
Gordon: This definitely isn't good enough, but we'll give it some coverage.



Gordon: (Divided by 10)
Jason: (Twice)
Chico: TWICE? I think you have puzzles.
Jason: I do. This week was "America's Game Week" on Wheel, where the 6th show taped in a bunch of shows are used for a week. The first MDM happened on the "Salute to the Military" set. Shawn Greenan is a Yeoman 2nd class in the Coast Guard. She wins $9,600 in the front game. She lands on the R in AMERICA'S. She is dealing with THING. With the RSTLNE and her choices of C D M I we have:

_   _ N _ _ N
_ _ C T


Chico: Got it.
Jason: Guesses?
Chico: A KNOWN FACT.
Jason: Here's the killer part. She said AN UNKNOWN FACT. And when the envelope was revealed....$100,000...gone.
Chico: That's heartwrenching.
Jason: David Gilbreath, fitness instructor from Los Angeles, CA (originally from Concord, NH) wins $50,775 in the front game
Chico: Right.
Jason: Including $36,000 in the speed up round.
Chico: Right.
Jason: David's spin lands on the C in AMERICA'S. Tonight's puzzle is What Are You Doing?

_ _ S _ _ N _
_ _


Jason: G, P, M and I give him...

_ _ S _ I N G
_ P


Jason: Guesses?
Gordon: Washing Up
Chico: No, dude, it's MASKING UP. He's about to fight crime and stuff.
Jason: Correct on WASHING UP. And he becomes the 6th contestant this season to miss the $100K. And we had a no bonus round win week. Double Pain.
Gordon: Waa Waaaaaaa
Chico: ... that's what fitness instructors in LA do, right?
Gordon: They do. How do they fare on Jeopardy?
Chico: I wouldn't know not having seen one in a while. But I know how giant killers usually fare. And I'll give you a hint. *raspberries*
Gordon: You got questions?
Chico: I got questions. Marissa Goldsmith goes into last week as champion and we're all happy... But usually the person who usurps the champ gets usurped themselves on day 2. This came in day 2. The category is.. Languages of Europe.

A mixture of English & Spanish, Llanito is the language of this territory's 30,000 residents.

Jason: What is Gibraltar?
Gordon: What is Taco Bell Chihuahua Land?
Chico: Mmmm.. No. Jason's right... and guess what. So is Marissa.
Gordon: No quiero Taco Bell?
Chico: Not yet. Later. So she wins two. And we're thinking, yeah, big whoop. Anyone can win 2... How many people can win three? Jason, sit down. Cabinet Offices, your category. The answer...

He was the last Secretary of State to serve in the post under 2 Presidents.

Jason: Sorry
Chico: Nothing?
Jason: Nothing
Chico: Gordon? Nothing?
Gordon: I was going to say who is Monica Lewinsky.
Jason: Ouch
Gordon: Since she directly served under one president, if you get my drift :)
Chico: THANKYOU!
Gordon: But I believe the right answer is Who is Henry Kissinger.
Chico: Good show, Gordon. Marissa... misses.
Jason: Of course.
Chico: But Anthony Curtis, with $5,400 bets all but a dollar. He could've gone all-in, and if he did.... he would've TIED Marissa. So for want of a dollar, Anthony is a...



Chico: And I told Mr. Eberle, Yes. That did happen. You are not imagining things. That did just happen. So three games, $44,100. You'd think she'd be a definite lock for the big dance with a fourth game.... Here's a fourth category. Literary Lines. The answer...

"You have no right to expect me to send you back to Kansas" appears in a 1900 novel & in an epigraph to this 1995 novel.

Chico: "What is "The Ballad of Roy Williams"?" JOKE! Jason?
Jason: What is Wicked!
Chico: Gordon?
Gordon: What is the attack of the deadly Arkansas Firework display?
Chico: Ooh, funny AND containing projectiles.
Gordon: Nothing says humor like projectiles.
Chico: True. Jason's right. Marissa... isn't. Or she's right, but she went in thinking that someone was going to mess up. Doesn't happen. Ellen Kimmel from Nanuet, NY, which, I believe is around Jason's part of the country, wins $25,600. She would add another $11,400 before someone finally beat her.
Jason: Nanuet is in Westchester.
Gordon: Now you've done it, Chico. Here comes Drew the Bookworm and he's come out with an atlas. (Drew throws atlas at Chico)
Chico: Owww... That was the world atlas dude... How could such a small worm throw something so large?
Gordon: You know, nothing does say humor like projectiles.
Chico: And nothing says news like Gordon.
Gordon: Roll That Beautiful Brain Footage.

(Doug: Live, local, and latebreaking... From the four corners of the globe to your frontal lobe, this is WLTI Brainvision News, and now here's Gordon Pepper, Chico Alexander, and the award-winning Brainvision News Team)

Chico: Thanks, Doug. Okay, let's start things off with a Greenlight... that segues into the Business End... that segues into the Datebook.
Gordon: Sounds complicated.
Chico: It's really simple. First, the Greenlight.

Discovery is looking at a series that takes a contestant, hides them off the grid.. and then sends expert peepers into the field to see if they can find them. The show is going under the working title "Disappeared". The show is set to drop later this year.

Chico: Sounds a little like The Fugitive or The Running Man.
Jason: Or Chase. Kind of
Chico: That's the Greenlight. Now I need the recycled baseball bat.
Jason: (Hands you the Green Recycled Bat) Chico... The bat.
Chico: Even has the Moebius strip on it.

This is going to be the week of the repurposed rerun. Monday is the syndicated premiere of Cash Cab. That was from before this week.

Gordon: Which leads to a datebook.

This week comes word of two MORE rerun cycles about to start. One will be on Fox Saturday nights for the 2002 show 30 Seconds to Fame.

Jason: That is VERY interesting
Gordon: And ridiculously cheap programming. Maybe FOX felt like the show came too soon and the right time is now?
Jason: That could be.

And then comes a test roll out of GSN's Baggage in syndication, also on Monday. If you live in Chicago, Pittsburgh, Raleigh (hey Chico), Tampa, Minneapolis, Baltimore, Cincinnati, Milwaukee, Birmingham, and Las Vegas... you're in the market.

Jason: This is HUGE. And this is another Gordon prediction.
Chico: not nearly as huge as you think.
Jason: BS. This is HUGE.
Chico: Yes, it's huge, but it could've been crazy huge. You're missing three key markets. New York, Los Angeles, Philadelphia. Those are three of the top four.
Jason: True, but its called a TEST for a reason
Gordon: It has the potential to be crazy huge. Forget the 3 key markets. If this draws a percentage of eyeballs to GSN, in the form of new eyeballs watching the shows, playing the games on TV and online, and driving up the ratings, they will have lots of money coming in.
Jason: Or it could lead to a GSN/Syndication arm or relationship which COULD be big down the line.
Chico: Now THAT would be huge. More ratings means more money means more development of new shows and nurturing of old shows. This is what you call win-win.
Jason: This is the biggest news for GSN in a LONG time. Positive news I mean.
Gordon: Now I get to tie 2 things in together.
Chico: Yay
Gordon: And we start the tying in with Hoes. Luda Me.
Chico: ("Pimpin")
Gordon: IN this week's Media Ho Report...

Ray Chew (Singing Bee) takes over from Ricky Minor on American Idol, Kellie Pickler pickles a husband, Dick Clark gets top ratings for his New Year's Eve Show,...

Chico: with Ryan Seacrest.

Jodie Sweetin could be Dancing With the Stars, Lora Cain could be the firtt female announcer on Wheel of Fortune, and Steve Harvey AND Fannie Flagg have new books.

Gordon: But none of them are the Ho of the week.
Chico: Who's the ho of the week (as if I don't already know..)
Gordon: Who do you think it is?
Chico: Sherri Shepherd.
Gordon: You'd be wrong.
Chico: Thanks for nothing, GSN ads. =p Who is it?
Gordon: It's Betty White, who turns 89 AND who is named the Associated Press's Entertainer of the Year.
Jason: (applause) It's her world, we just live in it :)
Gordon: And those...are your hoes. However, what do we usually give the Ho of the Week?
Chico: A pimp cup.
Gordon: That's right. However, we are banning pimp cups on the set this week.
Jason: What? Why?
Gordon: Cause that's the tie-in (wheels in blackboard)
Chico: Oh dear.
Jason: Oh no.

Are YOU Smarter than...Brittanya O'Campo, who was on season 3 of Rock of Love and who was sentenced to 6 months in jail for assaulting a woman with a 'Pimp Challice', aka. the pimp cup.

Chico: OW!
Jason: WOW. Just wow. And OUCH
Gordon: Just a reminder from WLTI, when we present a pimp cup, it's for DRINKING out of, not beating someone over the head with.
Chico: And now I need a beverage.
Gordon: Have some Haterade.
Chico: Oh right.
Gordon: And this week, the Pimp Cups are being guarded by him.



Jason: He looks well
Gordon: Good new Years eats.
Chico: Nom nom.

And that's because he's had 2 weeks worth of feasting. Head Games, I Want to Work for Diddy and Britain's Missing Top Model are all off the schedule and in Augustus's belly.

Jason:
Sorry about Britain Missing Top Model. That was a show with a huge set of cojones.
Chico: Yup.
Gordon: Now connect us with Betty White.
Chico: Okay, Betty White. Turning 89 years young... How would you like to wish her a happy birthday?
Gordon: I'd love to send her an email

Well, TV Land and Facebook are teaming up to make that happen. Just go to Facebook, search Hot in Cleveland, and you too can be among, let's see... Jessica Walter... Tina Fey... Joel McHale... Taylor Swift... Kathie Lee and Hoda.

Chico: For the record, I believe she prefers phone calls. BTW this is a perfect time to mention that WLTI is also on the Facebook at www.facebook.com/wlti.gsnn. Yes, I just did that.
Gordon: You did. Now let's go spanning the globe.
Chico: Okeydoke. Going to the Philippines this week. And India.

Minute to Win It goes to India. Gaurav Kapoor gets to host.

Chico: I'll see your Minute and raise you a Price.

Kris Aquino gets to play Drew Carey... or Bill Cullen if you're old school.

Jason: Wasn't he the host of WOWOWEE?
Chico: No, you're thinking of Willie Revillame.
Jason: Ok.
Chico: This is the hostess of Deal or No Deal.
Jason: Nods.
Gordon: And this is the end of BrainVision. Shut it down.
Jason: (Shutting Down)
Chico: Alrighty, still to come, more winter wonders and worries in Push or Flush, but first...
Gordon: First, we have our first interview of the year. You're reading WLTI. You give us 22 minutes, and we'll give you 22 dance moves we wish would be part of this season's Dancing With the Stars.
Chico: And only five of them are dirty surprisingly.
Gordon: Like the one with Broke Burke, a white t-shirt and a gallon of water.
Jason: WHOO HOO!

(Brainvision is presented by the Minute to Win It Computer. It's female. It's British. It's computer generated. And it has more cracks in it than the entire plumber's guild of Lancaster, Pennsylvania. And it'll keep you entertained and occupied.... one minute at a time.)

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