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May 3, 2011

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Hand 1: Sara gets a 7, as does Chris... And Jackie gets an ace. Jackie passes a 5 to Sara for 12. Chris then passes another 5 to Jackie to bust up the ace for soft 16. Jackie passes a 6 to Chris for 13. Sara then passes a 6 to Chris for 19 before busting him on a 4 with 100. Sara then passes a queen to Jackie for hard 16... then passes a 2 for 18.... and again for 20... and again to bust with an 8 for 200. Sara has 1100 to end the round!

Hand 2: the ladies get 10 cards, while Chris gets an 8. Jackie passes a jack to Chris for 18. Sara then busts him out of the game. Jackie would bust out on the draw, giving Sara a second Power Chip.

Final Hand: Picasso draw, all paint. Jackie passes a 7 for 17. Sara passes a 10 for 20. Jackie freezes there next question. Sara needs a 4 to win... GOT IT TO SWEEP THE GAME AND THE TRIP!

Bonus Catch 21 with all four Power Chips:
HAND 1) 9 - 4 - 8 = 21 ($5000)
HAND 2) 6 - 5 = 11
HAND 3) 2 - K - 9 = 21 ($1000)
PASSED: 10

And to think, if she played the 10, this would've been a done deezy. Now she has four cards left to get that 10 or a face... 6. Chip. 10! BIG WIN! CONGRATULATIONS!

Jeannie gets to come on stage to hear a song all about her. Jeannie's from Anoka, MN, and she's here with her husband Jim. Jeff and Jonathan get to sing a song with the word "horny" in it. Because that's what Jim calls her.

Ken gets to play on stage next... and so will Dylan. Dylan plays with Heather, while Ken plays with Jeff. This round of Sound Effects takes place in the wild... moose hunting.

Next up, Sentences! Ryan & Drew pull out the sentences. The scene: fishing on... "As the Worm Flies". Over the commercial break, it'll be cancelled for a sketch involving Julie Chen.

We end the show with Drew & Chip earning the torture of Ryan in ... New Choice. The scene: the Lazy Bend Ranch.

SINGLE: something about a caveman that a cavewoman might say is sexy.

1. Hair/Hairy chest 32     5. Great hunter 6
2. Big club 26             6. Me man, you woman!3
3. Muscles/Body 15
4. Loincloth 9

SINGLE: a reason a man would put on makeup.

1. Actor/On TV 47          5. He's a clown 6
2. Halloween 19            6. Masquerade party 3
3. Blemish/Scar 13
4. Cross-dresser 8

DOUBLE: a kind of bottle a housewife would be holding.

1. Baby bottle 24          5. Spray cleaner 7
2. Beer/Liquor 16          6. Soda pop 7
3. Milk bottle 11
4. Detergent/Bleach 9

TRIPLE: someone whose breasts could be weapons of mass destruction.

1. Dolly Parton 49
2. Pamela Anderson 38
3. Queen Latifah 3
4. Madonna 2

The top two answers revealed, but the Browns couldn't get the steal for the win when they thought about Jenny McCarthy, giving the Reyes their third victory.

Gaven & Robert try again in Fast Money. Gaven had some tough questions on his side, which proved costly . Robert got 3 out of 5 #1s, but still fallen short. They now have a three-day total of $2,220.

Fast Money #1 answers
- 1-10, how satisfied are you with your health insurance?: 1
- A food kids love to eat: Pizza (Robert)
- A type of horn: Saxophone
- A place where you sit in the back row so you could make a quick exit: Church (Robert)
- A kind of material women's underwear is made out of: Cotton (Robert)

Starting with Emanuel (Sandokai green belt), Casey (diver), and Tracy (NCP) and... No Complaining. Jonathan has a small box. Will Emanuel take that or a duffel bag. He takes the bag. In the box: a MacBook & iPad. Will Casey takes the envelope or steal the bag? She steals (remember... NO COMPLAINING). In the envelope for Emanuel: a spa day. Tracy can take the bag from Casey... or Curtain #1. She takes the curtain, and gets... a trip to Vermont! So what does Casey have in her bag? Gym socks (ZONK!).

Virginia (Snow White) gets to knock around pigs for fun and profit. Watching her on the sidelines.... all her dwarves. #7... $2. #9... Zonk. $500 to call off the deal? NO! #5... $3 for $2000. #2... a dollar. #4... another dollar... #1... $2 for $3000! #10... a dollar. #8... $2! She bails with $5000. The next pick would've been #8... Kermie, no! $2 for $10,000.

Heather (pink bachelorette) heads to the LMAD salon, where she gets Curtain #3. Will she give it up $500? $700? $1000? No deal, so she gets a CAR! Pool (ZONK!). Nakia (Cleopatr-uh-huh!) gets a small box. Will she give it up for $1000? $1200? NO DEAL! She gets a car... of the TOYOTA YARIS variety!

Jennifer (pink ribbon) and Lorna (golfer) get $500. Will Lorna buy a small box with her money. She will, and she gets earrings (but Jennifer gets the money). Now will Jennifer give her money BACK or take an envelope? She keeps the money and gives a living room to Lorna. Now comes the big question. Keep what you have or trade for Curtain #1. No one bites, and that's okay. It was only a trip to Graceland.

Allison (bubble bath girl) gets to win cash and maybe a Honda Civic in Pair A Dice. First up... a 5 for 5! Then comes #3... 4! Then #7... 5 for $500! Stay and play or cash out? She goes for it... #4 has... 6! #2 has... 6! Keep $1100 or go for the final 4? #8... ZONK. She wants one more pick. Last pick is #1... And GAME OVER.

Justin (Tedy Bruschi) gets Curtain #2, which has wheels. Will he take it or a small envelope? He wants the curtain, passing on $2300. He gets instead... a Boatercycle (ZONK!).

And now all we have left is this BIG DEAL worth $25,198!

TRADE LIST:
Nakia: $16,358
Tracy: $7682
Lorna: $6327
Virginia and her dwarves: $5000
Emanuel: $2820
Jennifer: $1000
Casey: Chop-socky.
Heather: two or more swimmers ONLY!
Allison: Pair A Dice Lost.
Justin: Patriot Act... Like a Moron

Nakia keeps her car. Tracy trades her trip for a trip to the Big Dance. She picks Door #3... Behind #2, a jet ski worth $8499. Behind HER door... kitchen appliances worth $2642. The Big One... was the big 1: trips to Morocco and New Zealand.

5-point round, questions to the men:
- When your wife wants a little bit of pain with her pleasure, does she prefer... a little nibble, a little smack, or a little leather?
- People talk about baby-proofing their homes. Give us an example of how you've "wife-proofed" it.
- "Sherri, your honor, I know I'm guilty, but I plead insanity for the time I told my wife..."

High fives all around.

10-point round, questions to the ladies:
- Everyone loves a list. How would you rank the following things in your sexual top three: the intense foreplay, the inevitable release, and the intimate pillow talk.
- "I can see it happening already. When my husband is an old man, the first thing to go will be his..."
- Jumping the Broom Question: What's one thing about your husband that has you convinced that he may have been raised in a barn?

Couples #1 and #3 are tied with 15. Joe & Jackie has 5

30-POINT BONUS: "Between the two of us, the better kisser.. up HERE ... would have to be BLANK, but the better kisser DOWN THERE would happen to be WHO."

Joe goes with himself/Jackie... PERFECT for 35. Vinny says Jamie/himself... PERFECT for 45. Janardus & Kenyatta need to ace it to tie. He says her/himself. TIEBREAKER! Vinny & Jamie had 35. Janardus & Kenyatta... had 40! The others leave with a gift certificate to Arthur Murray Dance Studio

Elisabeth Miller goes down and up thanks to a $1940 car stereo. Now will the Marine wife take a Dodge Nitro to go with it? The board in Money Game:

84  39  97
72  25  68
53  26  24

... and the middle number: 1. 25... Money.  24... FRONT! 97 and 72... Money. The last pick is 84... and she wins... $278. The price of the car... "You should've guessed my soon-to-be-age 53." Yep.

Rachel & Gwennie are (or at least WERE) recording themselves on a pair of iPad 2, which, at $1076, Sarah can use with her AFBs, but hopefully not in tandem with a waverunner in Balance Game (yes, we played this yesterday). The bags: $729, $3000, $4000, and $5000. She goes with $7729. ... TOO LIGHT. $9729.

Elisabeth goes all out on the Big Wheel and earns a trip to the Showcase with $11,000 pocketed. Samuel Gorgus goes down and up thanks to a wine cabinet worth $1497. Now he can try for a washer/dryer, an offroad moto, and a PC if he picks the Most Expensive. He picks the washer/dryer. Offroad motorcycle: $2299. PC: $1431. The washer/dryer... $3198!

Brenda Martinson takes $1240 worth of golf clubs. Now will she take them to Myrtle Beach (a lot of golfing to be done there for sure). The Pick-a-Number board: $_650. The numbers to be picked: 2, 4, and 7. She goes with 4... RIGHT!

Cindy and Liza are on their way to a dishonorable discharge. Can they save themselves with a tiki bar? The price: $927. The winner: Latia Allen! Now can she be Army Wife Strong for a '69 Corvette (restored)? Let'em Roll is the game. She gets the full compliment of rolls, but only comes away with $500.

Brenda joins Elisabeth in the Showcase. First up: relax in the water with a pair of cameras, a trip to Hawaii, and a sailboat. Top winner Elisabeth bids $34,207. Brenda is coming home with an outdoor kitchen island with a year of steak and a pair of cars, a Jeep Wrangler and a Chevrolet Camaro. She bids $45,950. Actual price: $57,248, a difference of $11,298. Actual price of Elisabeth's Showcase... $39,948. You win with a difference of $5741! She gets to take away $53,166, while everyone else gets a giant (and we do mean GIANT) Hershey's bar.

Round 1 ends in a sweep (and you'll never look at candlepin bowling again), but redline three stunts afterwards for $2900.

$1000 Round: NIPPLE RACE (everyone except Dan #2)

The five must have their nips stretched to their limits by a carnival horse race. They redline rather quickly for a FAIL, but still leave with $484 each (based on TV time).

Air time: check local listings
Host: Meredith Vieira
On the Web: www.millionairetv.com