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                         Night 1August 9
 Happy Anniversary, Let's Get To Work!
 "From the Studio where it all began 10 years ago, Where thousands of 
        Americans have won over $132 million, The show watched by Billions of 
        people all over the world, THIS is the Return of MILLIONAIRE!"
 
 And with Regis intoning these words from the studio bleachers, we are 
        once again, back in New York for the Dramatic Lights, The Music, and the 
        hot seat for the first time in Prime Time since "Super Millionaire". 
        Regis has says that for the last five years, he's been waiting IN THE 
        STUDIO for it to begin again. I'm sure that he's excited. It's catching 
        to the audience.
 
 The cast of characters for night one are...
 
 Brad Abbey - Tampa, FL
 Kristin Williams - Cedar Hills, UT
 Stephanie Millien - Baldwin, NY
 Gary Cousins - Flint, MI
 Linda Sweeney - Acworth, GA
 Rob Placek - Alliance, NE
 Ralph Cambeis - Brooklyn, NY
 Teresa Reitmeyer - Danville, PA
 Neal Schwartz - West Bloomfield, MI
 Jessica Gerber - Fairfield, CT
 
 So for the first time since 2004, a Fastest Finger Question...
 
 Put these tabloid-style White House couples in the order in which 
        they occupied the White House, starting with the earliest.
 A: Abrahary
 B: Billary
 C: Franleanor
 D: Roncy
 
 The correct order is....ACDB
 
 (At this point, I should comment on the set. the FF podiums are a hybrid 
        of the Super Millionaire Keypads with newer screens.
 
 The winner is BRAD ABBEY OF TAMPA!
 
 They've even brought back the classic camera angles, like the swooping 
        crane shot from behind the audience, going to the center, and to the 
        opposite side. (Known as the bar shot, as the studio had bars there as 
        part of the set design)
 
 Brad Abbey is a former banker who was laid off, and now works in a 
        carnival pushing over 1000 teddy bears a day (An honest carnival worker! 
        That's rare!). Two days after being laid off, he applied to be on the 
        show and made it! Let's see how good he is.
 
 Now let's dispel some rumors...We are playing the syndicated Money Tree 
        (There were some rumors on Wikipedia that had the top top-heavy with 
        amounts like 100,000 as the second safe haven.). That is not the case. 
        We start him off with Ask the Audience, Phone a Friend and Double-Dip. 
        At $1000, he gets Ask the Expert.
 
 Tonight's Expert: Longtime ABC Washington Correspondent, SAM DONALDSON! 
        (Nice cross-promotion!)
 
 The clock is in full effect. And so is ABC.com enhanced game
 
 ( $100 ) Big Winners
 What Oscar-winning film of 2008 features the line, "You have three 
        lifelines... Ask the Audience, 50/50 and Phone-a-Friend"?
 A: The Dark Knight
 B: Slumdog Millionaire
 C: Milk
 D: The Curious Case of Regis' Hair
 
 After the laughter subsides, he gets it with one second to go. Answer: B
 
 ( $200 ) Color Wheel
 Which of these Crayola crayon colors takes its name from a lyric in the 
        song "America the Beautiful"?
 A: Purple Mountain's Majesty
 B: Wild Watermelon
 C: Mountain Meadow
 D: Robin's Egg Blue
 
 With 3 seconds to go, Brad goes to the audience, which is loaded with 
        former Hot Seat contestants! The poll results....
 
 ASK THE AUDIENCE:
 A-97%
 B-0%
 C-1%
 D-2%
 
 (I think they're trying to tell him something, don't you?)
 
 He answers A and gets $200. It's break 1, and Regis is still excited.
 
 I must comment though, if you're going to bring back Millionaire, bring 
        back the fashion that went with it. The monochromatic look.
 
 More talking with carny Brad. He's been working in Canada with the 
        Carnival. Kaylee (his GF) was left behind, and the two are now reunited 
        with her in the family seat behind him. Time to go back to work..."Let's 
        play, here we go!"
 
 ( $300 ) Let's Go Nuts
 Which of the following is a type of nut and NOT a member of the United 
        Nations?
 A: Malaysia
 B: Mauritania
 C: Macadamia
 D: Mongolia
 
 (Regis now seems to be getting the hang of the 15 second clock.)
 
 He answers C...and is right!
 
 ( $500 ) Bumper Stickers
 The quirky bumper sticker slogan, "Visualize Whirled Peas" is a punny 
        reference to another slogan often used by whom?
 A: Pessimists
 B: Pacifists
 C: Procrastinators
 D: Penny-Pinchers
 
 He gets it right here... It's B....
 
 ( $1000 ) You Might Say
 Brackets are best described as "square-cornered" versions of what other 
        punctuation marks?
 A: Parentheses
 B: Hyphens
 C: Ellipses
 D: Semicolons
 
 He chooses A with success!
 
 He now gets Sam Donaldson's help IF he wants it.
 
 Quotable-"I think we better warn Brad, You know they are looking for 
        money to pay for Health Care Reform, and Brad, if you win the Million 
        dollars, they may come after you!" --Sam Donaldson
 
 ( $2000 ) Otto
 Otto Von Bismarck is often credited with the cynical quip that "Laws are 
        like" what, "It's better not to see them being made"?
 A: Lingerie
 B: Paintings
 C: Racehorses
 D: Sausages
 
 He answers B-Paintings....It was D!
 
 (HOW DUMB IS THIS FELLA! Get him out of the hot seat and give another 
        warm body a chance!)
 
 Next FF question:
 
 Put these "As-seen-on-TV" products in the order they were introduced, 
        starting with the earliest.
 A: Ginsu Knives
 B: George Foreman Grill
 C: Thighmaster
 D: Snuggie
 
 Correct order: ACBD
 
 Winner-Rob Placek in 5 seconds flat!
 
 (Second bar shot!)
 
 The youngest contestant of the night, Rob is a college sophomore at 
        Creighton University, and is on a scholarship, but he has to come up 
        with cash for the school year.
 
 ( $100 ) NASA
 Honoring the Agency's 50th anniversary in 2008, Stephen Hawking noted 
        that NASA has achieved major advances in what?
 A: Sports
 B: Science
 C: Fashion
 D: Pocket Protectors
 
 No need to be Stephen Hawking to get this! It's B
 
 ( $200 ) Books for Bozos
 "Burgers and Sausages (there's that word again!) and Hot Dogs, Oh My!" 
        is the title of a chapter in which of these "For Dummies" instructional 
        books?
 A: Bookkeeping for Dummies
 B: Knitting for Dummies
 C: Gardening for Dummies
 D: Grilling for Dummies
 
 Someone find me that book. It's D, and he gets it right!
 
 ( $300 ) Meet and Greet
 If someone slangily asks you to "pound it", what type of greeting should 
        you give them?
 A: Double kiss
 B: Bear hug
 C: Fist bump
 D: Nose rub
 
 And Reeg pulls a Howie as Rob and Reeg fist bump to signify the final 
        answer.
 
 ( $500 ) By George!
 George Lucas has said that his dog Indiana was the inspiration for the 
        name of the main character in what popular movie?
 A: Raiders of the Lost Ark
 B: Die Hard
 C: The Terminator
 D: The Matrix
 
 The answer is A and the kid is QUICK! He even says that he's not even 
        nervous.
 
 ( $1000 ) Fun with Math
 What is the punchline to the math joke "What does trigonometry have in 
        common with a beach?"
 A: Sec Ants
 B: Co Sines
 C: Tan Gents
 D: Asymp totes
 
 (this joke's so old, it's got whiskers!)
 
 He gets it right, C for $1000.
 
 Break!
 
 After a flashback to Bob-O's Super Millionaire run to one million, Joe 
        Trela's run and Ed Toutant's winning question, Reeg gets to talk to 
        those three. But he keeps messing up with Robert Essig (Bob-O not Bobo!), 
        two of the three claim they aren't millionaires anymore. Bob paid off 
        his cars, his house and the taxes, but it helped. Joe, a bit skinnier, 
        is still a millionaire in his heart. Ed bought the Regis line of 
        clothing.
 
 ( $2000 ) Famous Names
 Which of these famous idioms features the last names of an Oscar-winning 
        actress and actor?
 A: Beck and Call
 B: Hunt and Peck
 C: Rise and Shine
 D: Short and Sweet
 
 Correct answer is B: Helen Hunt and Gregory Peck
 
 ( $4000 ) Ballers
 Billed as "Disneyland vs. Disney World", what two teams competed in the 
        2009 NBA Finals?
 A: Rockets and Knicks
 B: Spurs and Celtics
 C: Lakers and Magic
 D: Mavericks and Heat
 
 Good way to word the question. He gets it right with C
 
 ( $8000 ) Natural Habitats
 By definition, where does an abyssopelagic animal live?
 A: In the desert
 B: On top of a mountain
 C: Inside a tree
 D: At the bottom of the sea
 
 He uses the root abyss to find the right definition, and goes with D. 
        Nice thinking, buddy-boy!
 
 ( $16,000 ) It's Your Birthday
 All of the following hip-hop artists are turning forty in 2009, except 
        for whom, who turned fifty?
 A: Jay-Z
 B: Ice Cube
 C: Flavor Flav
 D: P.Diddy
 
 Not knowledgeable about hip hop, at 19 seconds he calls for Ask the 
        Audience
 
 Results
 A-2%
 B-21%
 C-66%
 D-11%
 
 He goes with the audience, who are almost always right, and gets it 
        right!
 
 Break time again. After talking with dad (in the relative seat) we go 
        into this question for milestone number two!
 
 ( $25,000 ) Tech Toys
 The new iPhone 3G S boasts a touchscreen with "oleophobic coating" which 
        is specifically designed to do what?
 A: Never scratch
 B: Not show fingerprints
 C: Display brighter colors
 D: Reduce glare
 
 He's going to phone a friend (sponsored by old friends AT&T) He goes 
        with Dr. Geoff, a professor of his, more than likely.
 
 Instead of reading the question, he points out the key word of the 
        question, oleophobic, and Geoff determines the definition...Which leads 
        Rob to B.
 
 HE'S RIGHT! Good strategy. The question is a long one, so he played it 
        right!
 
 ( $50,000 ) First Dates
 On their first official date in 1989, Barack Obama and his future wife 
        Michelle went to see what movie?
 A: Driving Miss Daisy
 B: Glory
 C: When Harry Met Sally
 D: Do the Right thing
 
 Quotable: "This is the year I was born!"--Rob Placek
 
 Yikes...Ok, he has Sam Donaldson, who should know a lot about Obama 
        right at his fingertips, and what does he do?
 
 He uses DOUBLE DIP!
 
 First final answer: C-When Harry Met Sally...nice idea but no.
 
 Second final answer: He guesses A-Driving Miss Daisy......Nope! Correct 
        answer: D
 
 He gets $25,000 on the free guess question.
 
 Next FF question after the break is...
 
 Put these actors in the order in which they first portrayed Batman on 
        screen, starting with the earliest.
 A: Michael Keaton
 B: Christian Bale
 C: George Clooney
 D: Val Kilmer
 
 Correct answer ADCB
 
 The winner in the fastest time....GARY COUSINS!
 
 Gary leaps out of his seat and is ready to play! He's been trying to get 
        on the show since it's inception, and kept trying on the phone 
        auditions. He's in the auto industry ("You're the last one 
        left?"--Regis)
 
 ( $100 ) You Go Girl
 When Hilary Clinton urged "denuclearization" in North Korea in 2009, she 
        was basically asking the country to stop making what?
 A: Beer
 B: Bombs
 C: Bicycles
 D: Giant eyeglasses
 He decides on B... and we're off and 
        running.
 ( $200 ) Good Advice
 "Parents" magazine advises "Build on branches that are at least 8 inches 
        thick" when constructing a what for your child?
 A: Sandbox
 B: Jungle gym
 C: Bookshelf
 D: Treehouse
 
 Quickly goes to D, and gets to $200
 
 ( $300 ) Dollywood
 Dolly's Demolition Derby, a ride at Dolly Parton's Dollywood amusement 
        park, is what type of ride?
 A: Bumper cars
 B: Roller coaster
 C: Ferris wheel
 D: Carousel
 
 It's A, final. The Demolition gave it away.
 
 ( $500 ) Funny Books
 Published in 2007 with the tagline, "Now with 30% more Asia", the humor 
        book "Our Dumb World" is a parody of what type of reference work?
 A: Thesaurus
 B: Almanac
 C: Atlas
 D: Dictionary
 
 A tough call, but I'd say C. He's right with C.
 
 ( $1000 ) The Oscars
 Melissa Etheridge once joked, "This is the only naked man that will ever 
        be in my bedroom" when she won the Oscar for what?
 A: Best Actress
 B: Best Director
 C: Best Cinematography
 D: Best Song
 
 He says D, final. And he is right as rain!
 
 ( $2000 ) Art Seen
 On Nov. 21, 2008, an O in Google's Logo was obscured by a green apple 
        and a bowler hat to mark the 110th birthday of what artist?
 A: Marcel Duchamp
 B: Andy Warhol
 C: Rene Magritte
 D: Salvador Dali
 
 He has no clue, so he will Ask the Audience.
 
 Results are as follows...
 
 A- 20%
 B- 15%
 C- 36%
 D- 29%
 
 Oooh...the even spread! I hate those close ones....
 
 He uses the Double-Dip
 
 First Final Answer-C Rene Magritte....
 
 He wastes the Double Dip, but he gets it right.
 
 And this is where the contestant time is over, he will be our holdover 
        contestant for tomorrow.
 
 Next, KATY PERRY ("Waking up in Vegas", "I Kissed a Girl") plays for St. 
        Jude's Children's Research Hospital! Boy does she look nervous! Talked 
        about cats for a bit, as Reeg and Katy are cat people.
 
 Katy is guaranteed to walk out with $25,000, but if she gets the 
        question right, she'll receive the $50,000. And she'll have all four 
        lifelines at her disposal. She wants to phone a friend right now! Oy vey 
        is this girl a ditz! She may have kissed a girl but she might've lost 
        some intelligence!
 
 Katy's $50,000 question...
 
 ( $50,000 )
 What young celebrity has the Italian phrase for "Live Without Regrets" 
        tattooed on her back, except the Italian word for "regrets" is 
        misspelled?
 A: Hilary Duff
 B: Hayden Panettiere
 C: Vanessa Hudgens
 D: Kristen Bell
 
 She uses her Phone a friend to call up her one selection, Shannon 
        Woodward of LA, CA.
 
 The two agree that it's B....But Katy pulled a John Carpenter, 
        sandbagging it and only wanting to talk to Shannon!
 
 She got the $50,000, so hand over the check, Reeg!
 
 Oh well, Sam Donaldson was not used as the lifeline, but he does leave 
        with a quip.
 
 "Hey, Regis, no problem. For a reporter to get nothing wrong...It's a 
        miracle!"--Sam Donaldson
 
 Good fella!
 
 On night two, we continue Gary Cousins' game as he goes to the million, 
        and former Celeb Millionaire contestant Vanessa Williams returns to the 
        Hot Seat for a shot at $50,000!
 
 Until next time, from New York (And from my little corner of 
        Cyberspace), GOOD NIGHT!
 To play along with the contestants 
        live, or to see this episode in its entirety, go to
        
        www.abc.com/primetime/millionaire. 
        
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