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Episode 1
June 24
24 people, $50,000.
Only thing that separates the two are pain, humiliation, and a bunch of
ruthless obstacles.
Before getting down to
the single winner, we must get down to 12. That’s done through the
Qualifier. Here’s how the course breaks down.
Contestants start going
down a ramp and over some floating pads into the first obstacle.

These are the Topple
Towers, 6 sets of three-tiered pads that players must get across without
falling.

Next is the Sucker
Punch. Players must climb across this collection of boxing gloves, set
to go off in seemingly random intervals.

Third, the Big Balls, 4
rubber spheres about 5 feet in diameter. They’re quite springy.

Finally, the Cookie
Cutter Swing. Once you get to the landing pad, the clock stops and the
dozen who finish fastest advance.
First is Jen Spada.
She doesn’t properly complete any of the obstacles, but manages to swim
her way to a time of 3:56.6.
Now, Margie Stubbs.
She needs the money, but she also needs to cover her plumber’s crack.
10:48.4
Montage time, featuring
them Big Balls, then Sucker Punch.
Nick Leland is a cop.
His buds got him dressed for the occasion…in all yellow. He clears the
Topple Towers and the Cookie Cutter to finish in 1:59.2.
Topple Tower montage.
Jessi Duran is a go-go
dancer. She loses a nail, but gets 2:26.4 instead.
Travis Mitchell
apparently ran a 4-3 40. Didn’t help him on the Big Balls, but a clean
finish gives him 1:55.6
More pain. We get the
idea.
Nancy Novak climbed Mt.
Whitney solo. 12:33.5 ain’t gonna stay on this mountain.
Last up, jazz dancer
Arthur Sevcik. He’s lots of fail, but 2:02.4 is good enough to make it
to the Top 12. Here’s your full dozen.
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David Anderson |
Travis Mitchell |
Nick Leland |
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Arthur Sevcik |
Kevin Ahsmuhs |
Jessi Duran |
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Jerry Huson |
Andrew Ritter |
Ruben Sears |
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Amy Kline |
Glenn-Marie Endris |
Kim Beetlestone |
Round 2 is the
Sweeper. It’s just like that game where the kid in the center swings
the jump rope around and you have to avoid it, only this is on 10-foot
platforms. Last 6 to stay up move on; last 1 to stay up pockets a cool
$1,000.
Pass 1, ok. Pass 2…Kim
is out. 3…4…5…Amy, Glenn-Marie, and Ruben go down in a chain reaction.
Pass 6…7…8…David’s out; one to go. Pass 9…10…11…12…Jerry and Arthur go
down, but Jerry splashed first, so he’s last one out. We have our six,
but there’s still $1,000 to give away.
Kevin’s done…Travis
barely survives once…twice…but not three times. Jessi exults, but gets
caught in the midsection. Two remain. Nick gets clipped, leaving
Andrew to get a free grand. Our final six are these:
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Nick Leland |
Travis Mitchell |
Kevin Ahsmuhs |
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Jessi Duran |
Arthur Sevcik |
Andrew Ritter |
The semifinal event is
the Dizzy Dummy. First, our contestants spin, then try to complete a
mini-course. First to cross gets a pass to the Wipeout Zone. Fall, and
you have to restart; lose, and you have to go through the next
elimination.

Heats 1 and 3 are on
the Tipping Tables.

Heats 2 and 4 will be
on the Hopping Blocks.
Arthur gets the hole
shot in Heat 1, but it doesn’t pan out. Travis gets to the end and is
allowed to relax.
Heat 2: Arthur gets the
hole shot again, but gets passed. Kevin almost makes it, but falls.
Arthur chugs along and gets the win.
Heat 3: Andrew looks
awful, but gets the hole shot. He clears both tables, but can’t stick
the landing. Nick, though, breezes through and moves on.
Before the final round,
Andrew has to bow out. The spinning was doing too much damage. That
means two in heat 4. Jessi gets to the halfway point, as does Kevin.
Jessi falls, as does Kevin. They both get into the second half, but
Jessi is able to eke out the win, so we have our four.
Tonight’s Wipeout Zone
is 4 obstacles. Fastest time wins $50,000.

First is the Wicked
Surf. A steep inner tube ride down the ramp.

Second is the Barrel
Run. It’s Donkey Kong on a ramp.

After a brief
horizontal wall climb, it’s the Spinner.

Finally, four
mini-tramps known as the launch pads.
We start with Nick. He
gets past the wall at 1:13. He tried to jump on and off in one go, but
misses and has to restart the obstacle. He clears it in 3:27. He falls
off the 2nd tramp, but gets it in the 2nd try and
clears in 5:43.60
Jessi is next. She
gets through the first two obstacles in under a minute but falls off the
wall. It takes her about 3 minutes to get back up. She clears the
spinner with about 50-plus seconds to go. It gets dicey on the 4th
Launch Pad, but is able to persevere and finish in 5:33.77. She’s now
in the lead.
Now it’s Arthur’s
turn. His run is clean after the halfway point, 45 seconds in. He’s
off the Spinner at 1:03, but falls off the 3rd pad. He’s
good the next time around and sits pretty at 2:40.70
It’s now all down to
Travis. His pace is not as fast, but gets off the Spinner with 80
seconds to go. However, the 3rd pad is his undoing as well.
Unlike Arthur, Travis can’t recover, so the jazz dancer gets $50,000 and
takes a victory dive.
So that’s Wipeout.
Stay tuned for more pain, more splashing, and more $50K giveaways. |