"I Have a Clucker
Nest In My Bed"
- September 8
Last week, we didn't have a sudden death elimination,
but what we did have (jewelry, expensive dresses, high
stakes gambling, and orgies) more than made up for it,
as Acie got even closer to Dawn and Ananda, while the
only thing Byron will ever get close to is a pillow to
cry himself to sleep... on the inside, of course.
We're down to five, as Dawn
plays favorites (the comfortable yet childlike JJ),
saying that she wishes Trever and Bryan had more to
offer. Bryan notes that Chyno is the strongest. Acie
isn't worrying about small details.
Then the Playerphone
Play-Op: Your next
challenge is going to test you in what a player should
be able to do best, spit game. In a few minutes you'll
be introduced to five guys who admit their game is weak.
There is about to be a posse of nerds in this house.
This challenge Dawn won't be able to see you. So you'll
have to make your personality shine through your nerd.
Good luck, gentlemen.
NERDS, NERDS, NERDS! And
here are your nerds for Extreme Player Makeover. We have
Franco the Bronco (Trever), Johnny (Chyno), Carlos (Acie),
Chris with the product in his hair (JJ), and Damian with
the Miami flavor (Bryan). Dawn will see the Players
through their nerds. She'll award two of them (best
game, and best overall player personality) with dates.
First up: Franco the Bronco with the masseuse action and
the handcuffs. He's a little kinky for a shy guy. Next,
Johnny, who.. chills. *Family Feud strike*. Next up,
Carlos, who's a lock for best game simply by having Acie
in his corner. Then comes Damian, aka Sexual Chocolate,
who says that Dawn has ass for days before freezing.
Finally, Chris who's.... taking ALL of his cues from JJ.
Yeah, even the huge feet one. And the Viagra one.
Acie and Trever get the
dates for tomorrow. "Hope you're not afraid of heights."
Meanwhile Acie and Ananda are STILL getting it on behind
closed doors, while he enlists Chyno for some backdoor
help. Well, whatever it is, involves Ananda somehow
while he and Trever get ready for the date. "It's going
down like toilet water, escalators, elevators and
midgets with kneepads. We out."
The mystery location:
dinner on the roof overlooking downtown Miami. Trever
thought it was skydiving. But it's actually a time of
relaxation, with Dawn hoping to learn something new. She
likes Trever's humor and brains, but she doesn't like
his game. Come on, it's about more than game sometimes.
That gives Acie some time alone with the lady, where,
true to his promise, he lays down line after line. And
the force works, because Dawn's will is weak.
At the mansion, it's hot
tub time with "Sherri & Carrie", as the two
find out if the Players have gotten a little lax with
their focus if you know what I mean. And Chyno thinks he
does. Boy does he think he does.
Trever gets some me-time
with Dawn, and what does he have to show for it?
Nothing. At least in Dawn's eyes. She's not used to
intellectuals, you can tell. That's why's she's cutting
him right now. Ouch. The night belongs to Acie.
They're getting back to
Player Central at quarter to damn late. Before she sends
Acie to bed, Ananda gives Dawn and Acie the low-down on
the hot tub flirting. Dawn goes back up to her room,
where the guys are waiting (read: sleeping) for her.
After cleansing the room of man-fuck, she goes on the
hunt for details, only to find Ananda and Acie in bed
together. WTF, mate? Jinelle fills in the details that
Ananda missed. Yeah, even the hand-down-the-front move.
That move. "That's a good waiting room, did you get the
cookies, too?" Match point, Acie again. Lovers' quarrel
ensues. That's what happens when you get too deep into
the game. Can't find a way out.
But that's what
eliminations are for. Hold on, I'm getting to it. My
guess is the person who's eliminated tonight is the
person who kept the house up the longest. Acie thinks
Bryan and JJ are going home. Meanwhile Ananda is
thinking about putting up Chyno, with whom Dawn just
made up. JJ... still not worried. Bryan, a little
Now, it's elimination
time. Jinelle protects Dawn by putting up Chyno. Ananda
wants to put up someone who is a player, and someone who
will play with Ananda AND Dawn. That someone... is also
Chyno. Open and shut case, Chyno's gone. Even as Dawn is
mentally agape. Ananda acts as the voice of reason
(about damn time): "Every week, it's expressed the power
Jinelle and I have in this game. We feel that we have to
make this decision for you."
Meanwhile, we wait for
the final two shows, as we watch Dawn say through her
words... "BUT THIS IS MYYYYY SHOW! YOU ALL SUCK, I HATE
YOU!" Yeah, it won't last, though.
Chyno... Dude... "Game
over" means "go home."