"Ready for Hell?" -
May 30
"If you can't stand the heat, get out of the
kitchen." This saying couldn't be any more true here,
as 12 people enter Hell's Kitchen, each with the hopes
of running their own restaurant. But first, they'll
have to endure running one together, as well as top
chef Gordon Ramsay, who won't accept anything less
than perfection. And the way he'll be running things,
those 12 can most definitely expect to go through
Hell.
You mean we're starting NOW?
After the show's intro, we see the group of 12 as they
had just arrived at the restaurant known appropriately
as Hell's Kitchen. They may be relaxed and happy to
be there now, but that's only because Ramsay isn't
there yet. After they get some time to socialize, the
maitre d' of this restaruant, Jean Philippe, arrives
and gathers the group around him. He introduces the
sous-chefs, Maryann and Scott, who remind the group
that they'll be the second-in-command in the kitchen.
They then give the 12 their first test: Each of them
will have to make their "signature dish", that is
meant to say something about who they are. And
they'll have to do this in 45 minutes, at which time
Chef Ramsay will arrive.
They go right to the kitchen to begin the task,
starting to prepare their dishes individually. After
a few more contestants are introduced, time runs out,
and the dishes are all lined up, covered, and on a
table with the 12 wannabe chefs lined up, standing a
few feet away. Gordon Ramsay enters and formally
welcomes the group to the kitchen. He then goes right
to the tasting of the dishes, uncovering them one at a
time.
Andrew
(24, an office assistant from Livingston, NJ) - His
dish is what he calls "Andrew's Absolute Penne". You
know that Ramsay is not impressed at all when he spits
it right back out and calls it "absolute dog ****".
He gets Andrew to taste it himself, and after
admitting that it could use some salt, he is asked
about his experience (10 years worth), which Ramsay
refers to as "a waste of 10 years". Ouch.
Mary Ellen
(27, a bartender from Belmont, MA) - Her dish is an
endive salad with toasted walnuts. Ramsay considers
it to be boring.
Wendy
(32, an account manager from Milburn, NJ) - She went
with fried rice with Chinese sausage. She said that
if she knew Ramsay was coming, she would have put
lobster in it. Okay, how could you not know that he
was coming, if you were told at the beginning of the
task that he was coming? Needless to say, Ramsay
didn't waste any more time with this one.
Jimmy
(25, a purchasing supervisor from Williston Park, NY)
- He made pan-seared chicken breast stuffed with
Portobello mushroom and goat cheese. After comparing
its looks to that of a type of turd, Ramsay asks Jimmy
to taste the greens (tops of carrots) next to the
dish. He admits that they're quite bitter, then
Ramsay flicks those greens off the plate and at Jimmy,
and tastes the food, spitting it on the ground right
away. Ramsay notes that it's dry, overcooked on the
outside, and raw on the inside.
Ralph
(36, a chef from Livingston, NJ) - A seared rare tuna
with some hot and cold sesame noodles is his dish, and
Ramsay was definitely not impressed at all, making it
apparent when, after Ralph mentioned that he was the
#1 chef at another restaurant, he retorted with, "With
that ****?"
Elsie
(40, an executive assistant from Maywood, NJ) - She
chose to make turkey tacos. Ramsay starts by saying
that her dish looks disastrous, but after tasting, he
says it's "not bad".
Dewberry
(33, a pastry chef from Stockbridge, GA) - He made
baked spaghetti. Ramsay says it's overcooked, and
it's like children's food.
Chris
(35, an executive chef from Yorktown Heights, NY) -
His dish is salmon roast on a plank of cedar. After
calling Chris a plank (by which he means "idiot"),
Ramsay points out that the salmon is raw on the
bottom. Chris refutes that it's medium-rare. But
Ramsay isn't buying that for a second, saying that
Chris should clean his glasses.
Jeff
(28, a finance manager from Orange, NJ) - He went with
what appears to be a type of steak (the name of this
dish wasn't mentioned). Ramsay complimented the
sauce, but then he says that the mushrooms are a bit
salty, and the steak was overcooked. His rank (out of
10): 1.
Jessica
(26, a headhunter from Huntington, NY) - She made
soft-shell crabs cooked slightly Cajun style with a
spicy ailoi. It seems to be a little too hot, as
Ramsay drinks some water right after tasting, before
saying that the spices are indeed way too hot.
Michael
(27, a chef from Fort Collins, CO) - He made scallops,
but after he stumbled with his answer to Ramsay's
question of whether or not he likes the roe that was
left on the scallops, they both tasted that part.
Michael thought it wasn't that bad, but Ramsay's
opinion was different, comparing Michael's palate to a
cow's backside. Eww.
Carolann
(33, a server's assistant from Dallas, TX) - Chicken
parmigiana was her dish, but she admitted to not
having much cooking experience at all. But Ramsay
actually complimented the presentation, then tasted
the food. And more surprisingly, he thought it tasted
quite nice. (Figures that the one with the least
experience makes the best first impression. And
that's saying a lot.)
Overall, Chef Ramsay noted that there was very little
promise in this group, but he says he could make
anyone into a master chef, and mentions the prize
awaiting the winner of this competition, which is
their own dream restaurant. He then divides the chefs
into 2 teams: blue and red. No fancy team names, just
blue and red. And this is how they were divided:
Blue:
Andrew, Mary Ellen, Jessica, Wendy, Ralph, Michael
Red:
Jimmy, Elsie, Dewberry, Chris, Carolann, Jeff
Chef Ramsay then gives the group the advice to be
prepared for anything and everything. After he
leaves, sous-chef Scott directs them to the dorms
where they'll be staying during the competition. The
dorms happen to be located near the kitchens, so they
won't have to go far when it's time to cook. How
convenient.
Right into the fire
They get 30 minutes to socialize and put on their
chef's jackets, and then they're right back out in the
dining room, where Chef Ramsay is waiting. And this
is when he drops a surprise: Hell's Kitchen is opening
that night! That's right, the restaurant will be
welcoming its first customers that night, and despite
the lack of skills among the group, they'll have to
cook all the food! I hope the customers aren't
expecting much...
After mentioning that there will be a losing team and
that someone from that team is going home, Ramsay gets
them right into their respective kitchens to start
preparing for the opening. Yes, there are 2 kitchens,
and simply enough, they're colour-coded to match the
team colours. And the dining room is also divided
equally, with the colour of the plates on each table
corresponding to the team serving that table. Also,
each team will have a sous-chef available (Maryann for
red, Scott for blue), but they're only there to guide
and consult the teams. The teams had only a few hours
to learn how to prepare a set of dishes that would be
served that night, as well as to get acquainted with
their respective kitchens. It's a hectic few hours,
as not only are the teams getting ready, but so is the
staff hired to take care of everything else in the
restaurant.
With 15 minutes left, Chef Ramsay gathers the teams
for one more brief talk. He mentions that service is
also important in running a successful restaurant, and
then he assigns Ralph and Jeff to be waiters for their
respective sides. (As if the lack of cooking skills
on each side weren't enough to lower my expectations
of the quality of food from these teams...) Those two
are sent to the dining room to meet with Jean Philippe
for a quick briefing, and the rest continue preparing
for the opening. Ralph thinks he would have been
better off in the kitchen, and Jeff is just wondering
where the red team's tables are. (Here's a clue: look
for red plates.)
The Not-so-Grand Opening
The clock strikes 7PM, and Hell's Kitchen is open for
business. The customers gather in, the tables begin
to fill up, and Ralph and Jeff begin taking their
first orders. Ralph gets his first order into the
blue kitchen, and once Ramsay has announced what it
is, the team shows little excitement. Yeah, you can
see where this is going. Ramsay criticizes the lack
of excitement, calling the blue team "wimps", before
repeating the order. This time, the team shows some
form of enthusiasm (it may have been forced, I don't
know). And on the red side, Jeff apparently has to
ask the maitre d' what to do with his first order
before Ramsay tells him to just hand it over. Talk
about incompetent. As the orders pile in on both
sides, Elsie is the first to complete a dish for
evaluation; a risotto. Unfortunately, it's so
rock-solid that when Ramsay holds the plate sideways,
the food stays right on the plate, not moving an
inch. Ramsay was disappointed, and threw it in the
trash, asking for it to be started again. And that
was just the beginning, as both teams went one hour
without any tables being served any food. Can't say
I'd be surprised with this.
A
group of 4 blonde-haired ladies at a blue table is
understandably starting to lose patience, and Ralph
has to assure them that no one is getting served
before them. But in the blue kitchen, Michael is
worried about the lack of lobster pasta, and at that
point, he inquires about it, to which Ramsay asks if
there are live lobsters. Michael once again stumbles
through his answer, before saying that there are, and
Ramsay tells him to get those lobsters cooked. Back
at one of the blue tables, the ladies are still losing
patience, and Ralph politely makes the suggestion for
them to go see the chef themselves. So 2 of them do,
but they are greeted rudely as Ramsay asks them to
shut up, then turns and tells the blue team to ignore
them, going so far as to call them "bimbos". The
ladies return to the table to tell the other 2 what
happened, and one of them says that the people there
were "impolite". I think "impolite" would be an
understatement.
At 8:19PM, some of the red tables finally receive some
starter dishes, and then the entrees are almost ready,
with one thing left to do: a piece of salmon from
Chris. Yeah, the guy that couldn't tell medium-rare
from raw earlier. And as expected, he screwed it up,
overcooking it this time. Ramsay shoves the dish into
Chris' chest and gets him to start over. He thinks
that Ramsay will eventually recognize his "talent",
though. Right, and I'll eat a hat covered in dirt.
Anyway, that screw-up also meant that the whole table
had to be re-done. Ouch. Meanwhile, Jimmy said that
he wasn't going to take anything from Ramsay, but when
Ramsay criticizes one of Jimmy's dishes, comparing it
to a dog's dinner and shoving it into his chest, Jimmy
just cowers back and starts it again. Yeah, way to
stand up to him, Jimmy.
We get to 9PM, and still, no entrees have been served
yet. Andrew tries to call Ramsay over to ask if his
dish is okay, but Ramsay gives a brief lecture about
who walks over to whom about the dish, and just tells
him to put it on the hot plate for evaluation and get
going on something else. Meanwhile, in the red
kitchen, Elsie has another risotto ready, and this
time, it gets approved by Ramsay. Good to see someone
is learning, and doing something right. Then, Jimmy
has his own chance to redeem himself and get a dish
ready. But instead of taking some lamb out of an oven
with tongs, he grabbed the hot plate that the lamb is
on with his hands, using rags to hopefully keep from
burning himself. That didn't work. He burned
himself, dropping the food and spilling grease on his
left hand. Oh my. As he goes to try to cool down his
hands, Elsie points out that Carolann is just standing
around and doing nothing. Ramsay also seems to notice
this, and gets Carolann going, mentioning that they
still need to serve at least one main course.
When Jimmy returns, Ramsay tells him that a certain
table is still waiting for an order, then he has to
tell Jeff once again that that order is not ready.
Jeff asks again, and Ramsay says no again. Jeff then
has to tell the waiting table that it's not ready, and
to be patient. The customers have no patience,
though. Back at one of the blue tables, the 4 ladies
are STILL waiting for their entrees, and 2 of them who
stayed at the table before decide to go see the chef.
They ask about why Ramsay was rude earlier, and why he
told the first 2 to "**** off". Ramsay simply says to
let them know that he meant it, then asks Jean
Philippe to escort them away from the kitchens.
Ramsay then repeats an order to the blue team that
still needs to be done, but Ralph has to deliver the
bad news: the group that that order was for is gone.
Looks like the ladies have had enough.
At 9:30PM, entrees are finally being served from the
red kitchen. Minutes later, the blue kitchen finally
gets some entrees served as well. But other customers
have lost all patience, and are leaving the
restaurant. Ramsay is still trying to whip the
contestants into shape, but the incompetence is still
flowing from them, and he is understandably frustrated
at how the night has gone. Finally, after more of the
same thing, he's had enough, as he makes the decision
to shut down the kitchens, and tells both teams to
stop cooking. He then asks Jean Philippe at 10:15PM
to have the restaurant closed down for the night. He
delivers the bad news to a table, and the customers
there are unsurprisingly disappointed.
Who was worse?
With all the customers gone and the restaurant closed
for the night, Chef Ramsay now has to pick one losing
team. Yes, just one. Unfortunately. From what was
written on the customer comment cards, Ramsay points
out that over half of the red team's customers'
experience was below-average, and only one dessert was
served, but at least whoever got that dessert was
satisfied with that. He then points out that no one
liked Jeff as a waiter, and 2/3 of the customers at
his tables left early. Over with the blue team, most
of the customers at Ralph's table thought his service
was outstanding, then mentioned that Andrew managed 4
desserts, though no one liked them. So with that,
Chef Ramsay decides that the losing team is... the red
team. Ramsay then decides that since Elsie did learn
from her mistakes as they went along (as shown by the
improved risotto in her second attempt), she would
have to nominate two of her teammates for
elimination. She would have 30 minutes to decide,
while she and the others had to return to the dorms
until then.
As the group sits outside in a porch-like area, Jimmy
feels that his position is that of a hopeless one,
feeling that he let the team down several times, so
he's ready to accept that he may be going home. Elsie
pulls Dewberry aside and into a room, where after he
starts babbling about the idea of leaving, she let's
him know that he's not going anywhere. Jeff confides
to Wendy that he thinks he'll be the first one gone.
Elsie then retreats to another room alone to think
about her decision.
Getting burned
The 30 minutes have passed. In the dining room, the
blue team sits at a table to watch as the red team
enters for the nomination and elimination. Ramsay
asks for the first nomination, and Elsie chooses...
Carolann, because she feels that someone with a lack
of experience in the kitchen overall should be going
home. Ramsay asks for the second nomination, and
Elsie chooses... Dewberry, because - Wait a minute.
Dewberry? Didn't she tell him minutes beforehand that
he wasn't going anywhere? Well, anyway, she
apparently chose him because he didn't show much
interest and energy in what was happening. It's
strange that Elsie didn't pick either Jimmy or Jeff,
and Ramsay points that out by mentioning how they
dodged bullets this time.
Chef Ramsay then asks Carolann and Dewberry to step
forward and give him a reason for why they should
stay. Carolann says not to underestimate someone who
lacks experience. Dewberry goes with the obvious
argument that he does have more experience. With
that, Ramsay takes a little time to ponder his
decision, noting that it's a hard one, and we see
flashbacks of him basically telling each of them to
quit slacking off.
And so, after some brief thought, Chef Ramsay tells
Carolann that she shouldn't have turned her back on
the team, and she herself didn't show any interest
until she was told to do something. Therefore,
Carolann is no longer needed at Hell's Kitchen.
(Figures that the one who makes the best first
impression is the first one going home. And that
doesn't really say much, IMO.) She turns in her
chef's jacket, packs up, and leaves.
So, what's my take on Hell's Kitchen so far? I like
it. The surprises have been interesting thus far, and
I think Chef Ramsay's method of discipline should
eventually prove effective enough in making these
contestants better in the long run. Though I do
wonder if, during the contestant selection process,
they just pulled 12 random names from a barrel or
something...
Next week, things will literally heat up, as the
contestants will be working without air conditioning,
the customers will be angrier than before, and it'll
apparently be too much for someone to handle. |