Don't Let a
Cheese Hit Me!
February 15
Another
season, another eleven teams about to head on the world tour from hell.
But at the end of the day, only one team will have what it takes to
cross the finish line and claim the million dollars.
It's the
adventure of a lifetime. It's the trip gone crazy... It's.... the
fourteenth running of THE AMAZING RACE!
STARTING LINE
LOS ALAMEDAS, USA
JOINT FORCES TRAINING GROUND
0700 LOCAL TIME
As we speak, US Marine Corps
helicopters are transporting the teams to the starting line, and
speaking of which, here are the teams that will be the subject of the
next few weeks. (C-Note: in grand and glorious Wolvie tradition, we've
given them cute nicknames as well)...
Christie Volkmer & Jodi
Wincheski (Team Fly By Night): flight attendants from Oklahoma and
Houston. They're hoping to usee the fact that they're both blonde and
attractive to get their way.
Tammy & Victor Jih
(The Doink Doinks): siblings and lawyers from California. They both
sport Harvard Law degrees. Victor's used to treating Tammy like a
3-year-old.
Margie & Luke Adams
(Team Hear My Song!): a mother & son from Denver. Luke is the first deaf
Racer, and Margie is his link to the hearing world.
Steve & Linda Cole
(The Hicks from the Sticks): a married couple from Virginia. Both have
children from previous marriages, but all are treated as a unit. They
see themselves as country bumpkins.
Kisha & Jen Hoffman
(The Cardinal Sisters): former collegiate athletes and sisters from
Kentucky. Both attended the University of Louisville, where Kisha played
basketball and Jen played volleyball.
Preston McCamy & Jennifer
Hopka (The Cock Fighters), a dating couple from the University of
South Carolina. She's a student. He's a software engineer. Their
relationship is a constant battle for control.
Brad & Victoria Hunt
(The Bad-Ass Older Couple): married couple from Columbus, OH. After
having major surgery, Victoria was told that she'd never walk again.
That proved to be false as now she's heading out on a race round the
world with her husband.
Mel & Mike White
(Team West Hollywood). Mike is a writer and actor on such films as
"Nacho Libre" and "School of Rock". Mel is his clergyman father, who
also happens to be gay. Mike doesn't mind it being a gay man himself.
Amanda Blackledge & Kris
Klicka (The Amandakris): dating couple from San Diego. Both are
seemingly attached to each other and both know that they want to stay
that way for the long haul.
Mark & Michael Munoz
(The Super Stunt Brothers): fraternal stuntmen from LA and Hawaii. They
stand at all of 4'9" and are pushing middle age, but that won't stop
them.
Jaime Edmondson & Cara
Rosenthal (The Hollaback Girls): former Miami Dolphins cheerleaders.
Cara's a law student. Jaime's a police officer.
Because you haven't seen
this in a while, here's a refresher of the rules, some of which may OR
may not come into play.
ROUTE INFO |
These will be the bulk of the Race.
Teams must find Route Markers (red-and-yellow flags) which will give
them info to the NEXT Route Marker, which will given them info on
the next, etc. Eventually, this will lead them to a PIT STOP
where they must rest for 12 hours...and, for the most part, the team
that arrives last will be eliminated. These have to be followed to
the letter, lest teams be incurred a penalty for non-compliance. |
DETOUR |
A choice between two different tasks,
each with its own pros and cons. Both team members must decide to do
one of the tasks. If they cannot do their chosen task, they MUST do
the other. One task MUST be completed before the next ROUTE INFO is
handed out. |
ROADBLOCK |
Only one team member does this task.
They're given a SMALL clue as to what's involved, but they cannot
read the details until they decide which one will do it. No one
member of a team may do more than six ROAD BLOCKs during the whole
Race. |
FAST FORWARD |
There is only a limited amount of FAST
FORWARDs in the entire Race. If the team chooses to perform it and
do so, they can go straight to the PIT STOP and
bypass all other tasks. A team can only use one FAST FORWARD during
the entire Race, so they have to decide when it's best to utilize
it. |
YIELD |
On each leg of the Race (or so says the
official site), a YIELD is placed. A team may use this to make
another team stop for a pre-determined amount of time (denoted by an
hourglass) before they can continue. Any team can be YIELDed any
number of times, but a team may only utilize a YIELD once during the
course of the Race. |
SPEED BUMP |
A team who finishes last in a
non-elimination leg must complete a SPEED BUMP, one additional task
during the next leg. That task must be completed before moving on.
And you don’t know when it’s coming. |
U-TURN |
A U-TURN is found
at the end of a Detour. Teams can use the U-TURN to slow down the
progress of another team by having them perform the Detour task that
they didn't perform. Teams can U-TURN only once in the entire Race,
AND there are only three of them along the course, so they must
decide whether or not it is in their best interests to use it. |
When Phil gives the signal,
they will race to their bags, pick up their first clue, and be on their
way. There are 11 legs in the 14th Race, eight of which are elimination
stops. Whoever arrives at the Pit Stop last at one of these will be sent
home. Save for scant exception, the players usually receive cash at the
beginning of each leg to cover expenses except for tickets which are
already paid for (and no upgrading to business class... You think CBS is
made of money?).
And the first team to cross
the finish line will win, say it with me now, ONE... MILLION... DOLLARS.
Phil Keoghan, it is all
yours...
"The world is waiting for
you...
Good luck...
Travel safe...
...
...
...
GO!" The first clue is...
ROUTE INFO |
FLY TO LOCARNO,
SWITZERLAND!
Take one of two flights
- Lufthansa flight departing at 3:35p and connecting to Zurich or
Air France flight departing at 4p and connecting in Milan, Italy -
and make your way by train to Locarno, Switzerland!
Once you arrive, make
your way on foot to the Church of San Antonio. Once there, sign in
to secure a departure time. Only one line per team. Please sign on
the next available line.
Also don't forget to get
a message from the local priest. |
And like the lady says,
Amazing Race 14 is ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!
LUFTHANSA flight (leaves
first)
Tammy & Victor
Christie & Jodi
Jaime & Cara
Mark & Michael
Brad & Victoria
Margie & Luke
AIR FRANCE flight
Kisha & Jen
Mel & Mike
Amanda & Kris
Preston & Jennifer
Steve & Linda
Steve & Linda are nervous
about leaving the US.
The Lufthansa flight will
connect to a train in Zurich, while the teams on Air France will go to a
station in Milan. Preston & Jennifer... are not going anywhere. They
missed their train.
As for the other ten teams,
it's a moment to relax and take in the countryside.
Preston & Jennifer finally
get on the train. Their personalities are always in conflict, even more
so in a tome of crisis such as this.
Christie & Jodi find a nice
lady to take them to Locarno while everyone else struggles. Amazing.
LOCARNO,
SWITZERLAND
Luke is a monster out of the
gate when he and the other teams head to Piazza San Antonio. Christie &
Jodi are the first to arrive, though. The message: "At (time), be ready
to continue your journey. Follow the directions on the map to a
campsite."
Departing at 7:15a
Christie & Jodi
Tammy & Victor
Margie & Like
Mark & Michael
Departing at 7:30a
Brad & Victoria
Jaime & Cara
Mel & Mike
Departing at 7:45a
Kisha & Jen
Amanda & Kris
Steve & Linda
Preston & Jennifer
At the campsite, all the
teams get their first chance to meet each other. Steve & Linda come to
grips about speed. Linda says she's not a runner. Unfortunately, that's
a requisite on the Race. She also says she doesn't want to lose.
The next morning, the first
batch of Racers set out with this...
ROUTE INFO |
WISH YOU WERE HERE...
Using the provided
picture, make your way to Verzasca Dam, where you will find your
next clue. |
Mark & Michael get a taxi
first, followed by Tammy & Victor, and Margie & Luke. The flight
attendants... they fail to get a taxi. Mel & Mike grab one behind the
church, followed by Brad & Victoria, and Christie & Jodi.
Once there, they get this
clue.
ROADBLOCK |
WHO HAS NERVES OF
STEEL?
One team member must
perform a 70-story bungee jump, the second highest in the world.
Once completed, you will receive your next clue. |
Mark and Victor get their
harnesses ready.
Meanwhile, Cara & Jaime are
still waiting for a taxi.
Amanda & Kris and Steve &
Linda make their way to the dam.
Victor is first at the jump,
and he makes a startling discovery... He's afear'd of heights. But he
goes for it... and back up he goes... and back down... and back up...
it's bungeeing. That's how it works. After a quick prayer, they get
their next clue...
ROUTE INFO |
TAKE A TRAIN TO
INTERLAKEN!
Make your way by train
to Interlaken and find Kleine Rugen Wiese, where you will receive
your next clue. |
Mark jumps as Jodi &
Christie arrive, followed by Cara & Jaime and Preston & Jennifer.
Luke makes the jump third,
followed by Mike and Victoria.
Steve & Linda and Kisha &
Jen arrive in last.
Jodi finally gets up the
nerve to make her jump. Just let it go. It's the only thing you can do
at the moment. And she does. "Thank. God. That's. Over."
The train station serves as
an equalizer point as the first four teams arrive before the train does.
The find a train and take a risk, all keeping their eyes on Victor &
Tammy.
Then comes Kris, Jamie,
Preston, Jen, and Steve.
Brad & Victoria and Christie
& Jodi catch two separate trains. The first one has the flight
attendants, the other has the married couple.
INTERLAKEN,
SWITZERLAND
Now it's a race through a
local band to the clue box.
ROUTE INFO |
JOIN THE LOCAL WORK
FORCE!
Choose a pair of
traditional antique cheese racks and climb to the top of a hill.
Once at the top, work together to deliver 200 pounds of Swiss cheese
from an aging shed to the bottom of the hill. Once you have
completed the task, you will be given your next clue. |
Time to cut the cheese.
One thing you have to
understanda bout the hill is that it's very slippery, and the climb is
very exhausting. Some teams opt to wheel two cheeses at a time instead
of one, but the cheeses are heavy, 50 pounds a slab.
Margie is the first to lose
her cheese... and her cheese rack. The resulting comedy of errors is
indeed... a comedy of rolling cheese and broken cheese racks.
Meanwhile, Christie & Jodi
admit to the world at large that they just lied to Brad & Victoria's
faces. Hey, whatever it takes to win.
Back on the cheese hill,
it's slow and steady as the many who lost cheese racks opt for the only
thing left that they have... their arms. Just be sure not to drop the
cheese.
Margie & Luke are the first
to complete their cheese run and get...
ROUTE INFO |
MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE
PIT STOP!
Take a taxi to the final
stop on a posted bus route, Stechelberg, Switzerland. Once there,
listen for a group of yodelers to lead you to the Pit Stop for this
leg of the Race.
WARNING! The last team
to check in WILL BE ELIMINATED! |
Victor & Tammy are second to
get the clue, followed by Mark & Michael.
The remaining teams arrive
to roll out some wheeley big cheese. Chief on Linda's mind... not
getting hurt. With that in mind, she's moving... slowly. And slipping
and falling.
PIT STOP
STECHELBERG, SWITZERLAND
Margie is the only one who
can hear yodeling, so she leads the way to the crash mat, where the
Swiss yodelers and a non-yodeling New Zealand transplant are waiting.
"Margie & Luke..." Then Phil
shows off his signing skills by signing "You're team number one!"
They've won a trip to Puerto Vallarta for winning this leg of the Race.
Not too far behind are Tammy & Victor, punching in at #2, and Mark &
Michael, punching in at #3.
Meanwhile, more racks die
and more cheeses fly.
Mel & Mike are in at #4.
Preston may never eat cheese
again, so he says.
Amanda & Kris lock in five,
while Preston does all of Jennifer's grunt work. Christie & Jodi are the
last team to complete the task, so now it's a taxi race...
... although Linda & Steve
are getting lost looking for the yodelers.
Brad & Victoria moon the
host after locking in six. Jaime & Cara check in at seven.
Linda & Steve... still lost.
Kisha & Jen get eighth.
Linda & Steve make a comeback to lock in ninth.
Only Preston & Jennifer and
Jodi & Christie remain. Coming in tenth... Jodi & Christie by a HAIR!
Right behind them, the first eliminated team of the series... Preston &
Jennifer. Both of them are upset at this turn. It was frustrating, and
even though they fight, they say that their short time on the Race has
really helped them strengthen their bonds as a couple. We wish them all
the best, but the Race has got to roll.
ROUTE INFO |
AFTER LEG 1: LOS
ALAMEDAS, US to STECHELBERG, SWITZERLAND
1) Margie & Luke - Trip
to Puerto Vallarta
2) Tammy & Victor
3) Mark & Michael
4) Mel & Mike
5) Amanda & Kris
6) Brad & Victoria
7) Jaime & Cara
8) Kisha & Jen
9) Linda & Steve
10) Jodi & Christie
ELIMINATED) Preston & Jennifer |
To see this episode in its
entirety, or to apply to be a contestant on "The Amazing Race", visit the
official website at
www.cbs.com/amazingrace. .
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