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"Round of 11:
Billboard Number Ones"
- March 22-24
Jason:
We are live aren't we, Joe?
Gordon: Hello all - This is Gordon Pepper - and we
are about to start up our results show. Joining us is
Chico Alexander, Jason Block, Joe Van Ginkel and Anthony
Rojas.
Joe: That's "Game Show Man" Joe Van Ginkel to you.
Jason: Good evening.
Chico: For those of you who, like Gordon, are
confused, let me recap... Tuesday saw a little snafu
with the guy running the chyrons of the last three
numbers.
Jason: Who got beat up by a bunch of teamsters.
Chico: As a results, Tuesday's voting... Never
happened. Tuesday's results... Gone. Known only to a
select few and forgotten since. So yesterday, we had the
first revote in Idol history. Which brings us to
tonight. Instead of Point Not-So-Pleasant, you get
something infinitely better.
Jason: A cool results show.
Anthony: burp
Jason: And I still stand by what I said to Gordon
last night.
Chico: Just a question, Gordon, did you already do
the safe/trouble thing?
Gordon: No we did not.
Joe: ROFL
Chico: Let's do it now, shall we?
Anwar Robinson
Anthony: safe
Jason: Safe
Chico: Safe
Gordon: blah, but safe
Chico: Yeah, but he built up a base. I can only say
that for 4 or 5 people.
Anthony Fedorov
Jason: Trouble
Anthony: trouble
Chico: Trouble.
Gordon: trouble
Gordon: Lets get the other unanimous one out of the
way...
Mikalah Gordon
Anthony: out
Jason: Gone
Joe: Gone
Chico: Gone.
Gordon: out - though I'd really love to see her stay
and see Jason go boom.
Jason: If that happens...you will see the explosion.
But I am right.
Anthony: Gordon, last week, you wanted Mikalah safe.
Gordon loses a point.
Gordon: It should have been - but Mikalah was so
much further behind in terms of performance that no
Chaos Theory is going to save her, and quite frankly, no
one who was in trouble sang safe - they all sang well.
Chico: Except for Anthony.
Jason: Agreed. But Anthony could be gone next week
if he sings the same way.
Gordon: I wanted her safe - but she made too many
errors on Tuesday and Wednesday - to the point that I
even had to vote for her to be gone.
Carmen Rasmu...I mean Carrie Underwood
Joe: 31.5 million votes, Seacrest reports.
Anthony: safe
Gordon: safe
Chico: WAY safe. I didn't believe at first... now I
believe.
Jason: Safe.
Nadia Turner
Chico: Trouble.
Anthony: trouble
Jason: Trouble for Nadia
Gordon: trouble for mohawk woman
Chico: That mohawk.. What was on her mind?
Anthony: lol. Mario.
Chico: Heh
Gordon: So that means that everyone else is safe?
Chico: Mm-hmm..
Jason: Yup.
Gordon: So no reason to keep going through the
names.
Anthony: lol
Chico: We now get the IdolonFox.com charity song...
Nice to see everyone get back on their game here.
Gordon: It couldn't have been worse than last week -
ugh.
Chico: True.
Jason: A dog howling could have been better.
Chico: No, Anthony! Too sexy, too sexy! =p
Anthony: Meow
Joe: Commercial.
Anthony: scratch scratch
Jason: Ok Gordon you are up.
Gordon: Accuracy or Idiocy -
The person who screwed up the numbers is getting fired.
Jason: Idiocy - honest mistake
Chico: Idiocy. Human error. People make it all the
time - Although he's out of the Fremantle Final Four
pool now =p
Accuracy or Idiocy - if someone besides Mikalah leaves
tonight, THEN the person who screwed up the numbers is
getting fired.
Jason: Accuracy :)
Chico: Heh... Accuracy.
Gordon: So it's all a simple mistake until you screw
around with the cash cow - then you're fired?
Jason: Isn't that the way it always works?
Chico: Out of a cannon into the sun, preferably.
Jason: :)
Gordon: BTW - the points from last week are as
follows -
Jason - 4
Gordon - 4
Chico - 4
Joe - 3
Anthony - 3
Gordon: And since everyone voted on the same thing,
the points will stay the same.
Chico: You're fried. (Don't you mean "You're
fired?") I know what I mean.
Joe: Back....AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGH! Bad Ford
Commercial!!!!!!
Chico: Shrunken Idols!
Joe: Get me the bug spray, man.
Gordon: On a blatant rip-off of the Verizon ads
Joe: Eeeeeeeek! Kill it! Kill it! Kill it!
Gordon: Time for the results - and not a minute too
soon.
Joe: Here we go...
Chico: Nikko's first. Was he incomplete?
Joe: Safe
Chico: Yay, Nikko.
Gordon: Nikko's not going anywhere.
Joe: Nikko is safe.
Jason: Not a surprise
Joe: Constantine.
Chico: Constantine, looking for some love...
Gordon: also not going anywhere
Joe: He is...Safe.
Chico: Score.
Joe: Carrie...
Chico: Carrie isn't alone here...
Joe: She is...
Chico: Safe, I bet.
Joe: Safe. No surprise.
Jason: Not really.
Joe: Bo...
Chico: Did I mention that I believe? Bo's looking
for more time in a bottle.
Joe: Bo is...safe.
Jason: Yup.
Joe: Nadia...
Chico: Nadia's also looking for more time.
Joe: ...is in trouble.
Chico: Bottom 3. Cue the sting...
Gordon: Which is what everyone said.
Joe: Bottom three and the audience doesn't like it
one bit. They're booing.
Jason: Screw the audience she sucked.
Gordon: as the audience boos the results and Jason
Joe: Jessica.
Chico: Jessica is looking for the total eclipse of
the votes.
Joe: She is...safe
Jason: Not a surprise.
Chico: It was the mohawk.
Joe: Mikalah...
Gordon: Mikalah should be bottom 3
Chico: Mikalah... is she led back to center stage?
Joe: ...is in deep doodoo.
Chico: Yep. Scott is hoping against all odds that
he's safe..
Joe: Scott is...
Jason: He better be safe.
Joe: safe. WHOOOOOO!
Jason: Yes.
Gordon: That leaves three people left - one of which
will be joining Mikalah and Nadia.
Joe: Anwar's turn.
Chico: He's going nowhere.
Chico: Anwar wasn't nobody last night.
Joe: Vonzell...
Chico: Vonzell's hoping for the best of the love.
Joe: Anthony...
Chico: And Anthony looking like he's waiting for the
break to end.
Joe: The last of the bottom three is...
ANWAR!
Jason: say what?
Joe: NO.
Chico: Not.
Joe: Going to break. Sorry.
Chico: Seacrest fakeout.
Jason: boo-urns.
Chico: Anyone could've told you that.
Jason: Damn Seacrest.
Joe: Fool thinks he's Meredith Vieira.
Chico: Or at worst a latter-day Tarrant.
Jason: Gordon - its back to you.
Joe: Depends on whether you like Tarrant or Vieira
better.
Gordon: Accuracy or Idiocy -
A woman is still leaving tonight, regardless of who the
third person is.
Jason: Accuracy
Chico: Accuracy.
Jason: Mikalah is SO GONE.
Joe: Accuracy. Jason said it best.
Chico: Agreed. Were it not for Lindsey, she would've
been gone last week.
Anthony: accuracy
Jason: No matter who gets in the bottom 3 Mikalah
was the worst.
Gordon: Next one -
If it's not Mikalah, then we want to see Jason go nuts.
Joe: Affirmative.
Jason: Yup.
Gordon: Unfortunately, I have to agree
Chico: Waffler.
Gordon: Usually, the Chaos Theory states that
someone who put on a safe effort would be the next to
go, but Mikalah so deep sixed herself yesterday that I
can't see her edging anyone out.
Joe: Flip-flopper. You flip-flop so much, you'd win
Flip Flop on TPIR.
Gordon: As I stated on yesterday's Idol, I swapped
votes.
Chico: Told you it was too early to call chaos
theory.
Gordon: Its not too early - but Mikalah just
alienated herself too much.
Jason: Next week, Chaos theory goes.
Anthony: wait
Joe: I thought Chaos Theory was the new Splinter
Cell game. Heeeeeeeeere we go...
Chico: Number three on trouble row... Anthony
Joe: He has nothing to worry about.
Chico: America got it right.
Gordon: and everyone's right
Jason: Wow. 3 for 3.
Chico: Randy would save Nadia. Paula would save...
everyone.
Gordon: Would Paula save Amanda Avila?
Joe: WHOOO!
Chico: Back in safety land is... Anthony
Joe: Anthony is still alive.
Chico: Lives to sing another day.
Jason: Ok.
Joe: My two remaining people are still alive: Scott
and Anthony.
Chico: So we're right again. A woman leaves tonight.
Joe: Break time again.
Jason: Nadia ain't leaving.
Gordon: So what would the reaction be if Nadia left?
Joe: Shock.
Chico: Jaw. Ground.
Jason: Riot time.
Joe: I'm sure the audience would agree, based on
their reactions to this point.
Anthony: She wasn't as bad as Mikalah but I would
have been shocked.
Gordon: Final chance to flip flop to Nadia. Is
everyone still staying with Mikalah?
Chico: I think America's ready for Mikalah to go.
Jason: Staying with Mikalah
Joe: Yes. Mikalah will hit the pavement.
Chico: Don't you mean the basement?
Jason: (locks in the buzzer)
Joe: ...or the bricks, or the sidewalk, or the
basement, whichever you prefer.
Gordon: If I thought there was a chance of an upset,
it would have been Anthony in the final 2, not Nadia - I
think Mikalah leaves
Chico: So final lockins... Mikalah here.
Gordon: Mikalah
Jason: MIkalah
Joe: Mikalah.
Gordon: Say Nadia, Rojas
Anthony: MIKALAH!!
Gordon: Damn
Jason: LOL
Gordon: ok - we're all doomed now
Anthony: err...
Joe: Heeeeeeeere we go.
Chico: Heh. Well, dog's got his day sometime...
Joe: I think today's Anthony's day. Mikalah's going
bye-bye.
Chico: Nadia still has no regrets. Even after
the mohawk..
Joe: Here we go.............
Chico: America's decision... Mikalah.
Joe: She's gone!
Jason: Praise be.
Joe: Nadia is still alive!
Gordon: And Anthony FINALLY gets one right.
Chico: Anthony... SPEECH!
Anthony: THANK YOU
Chico: Fabulous. =p
Jason: Gordon - we need huge dap here.
Gordon: Dap for everyone! Based on the fact that
everyone nailed it, here are the new scores...
Jason - 9
Gordon - 9
Chico - 9
Joe - 8
Anthony - 8
Anthony: It will be interesting to see next weeks
theme.
Jason: And next week's performances.
Chico: Could anything top this past week?
Anthony: down to the nitty gritty
Gordon: I think Nadia is going to be very safe - but
I think Anthony better show up - and I think that
Constantine and Scott, the people who share his votes,
need to show up too.
Chico: Right now, it's very bottle necked at the
top. I think Constantine will join Nadia and Anthony at
the bottom, if nothing else happens.
Jason: I think Constantine is in trouble as well.
But you are way underestimating scott.
Joe: Jason's right about Scott.
Jason: Nikko Smith did a lot better for himself this
week.
Anthony: agreed
Jason: So did Vonzell.
Gordon: I'm just saying that Scott better perform -
since I think that he and Anthony share the same voting
base. If Anthony gets more votes, that means that they
will be coming out of Scott's base.
Chico: If he can do a Sisqo sing all the time.. He
still won't win.
Gordon: So Scott better show people why they need to
vote for him.
Jason: We are into the top 10 now. People have to
show up every week. This is where Chaos Theory comes
into play.
Chico: So where do Mikalah's votes go, then?
Jason: Jessica and Carrie
Chico: I think more Jessica than Carrie.
Gordon: I would think Jessica, Carrie and Vonzell. I
would not think Fedorov, which adds another problem for
him.
Anthony: I agree with Gordon
Jason: Fedorov is the #1 candidate to go next week.
Anthony: too soon to tell
Jason: He is on the hot seat...unless someone stinks
up the joint worse than him.
Anthony: Who would have thought Nadia would be
bottom 3 last week.
Gordon: I think Anthony needs to perform.
Chico: Agreed.
Gordon: And this week shows you that one bad
performance can put you in trouble.
Chico: Yep.
Jason: Exactly.
Anthony: my point
Chico: That's how America judges.
Jason: So right now...who needs to step up. One
person. Round the cybertable
Joe: Nadia
Chico: Anthony
Jason: Anthony
Chico: Anthony?
Jason: Gordon?
Gordon: no - Gordon left tonight - 1 person is
clearly Anthony, but you could easily say that 8 of them
need to step up or they could be gone
Joe: Later, Jason.
Gordon: So that seems to be the consensus - but one
thing we learned in the past 2 weeks - expect the
unexpected.
Chico: Just hope they get the numbers right or else
we could be seeing Fame in the next few weeks.
Gordon: Thanks for Jason, Joe and Anthony for
joining us this evening. For Chico, this is Gordon
Pepper, saying a pleasant good night and may all your
dreams be idol ones - and number free.
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