You Fuse, You Lose
Usually when you lose a game show, you
are given a "parting gift" and shown to the "exit". On this show, you
don't get the parting gift, and you're shown the exit... in 101
different, incredibly odd ways. Hence the title.
We always start with eight - two groups
of four - and we're going to get into the leaving RIGHT NOW...
WAY #1: On a Wing and a Prayer
Our players are going to be strapped to a
1940s-era biplane and flown away from their chance at $50,0000. First, a
tossup to determine who gets to answer in what order.
TOSSUP: In 2006, William Shatner sold his
kidney stone. Write down how much the buyer ended up paying for it.
ANSWER: $75,000 for Hurricane Katrina victims. The order...
Art: $15,000 :)
Now to dress like Power Ranger rejects and give up a question with four
Q1: Which three of these are actual apps
you can buy from the iTunes App Store?
a) Ex-boyfriend locator
b) Baby cry translator
c) Finger treadmill
d) Mosquito repellent
Chuck: FINGER TREADMILL
Art: BABY CRY TRANSLATOR
Kelly: EX-BOYFRIEND LOCATOR
Jasmine: MOSQUITO LOCATOR
Chuck and Art are safe. But one of the
ladies leaving 101 Ways to Leave a Game Show in the upright and locked
position.... The wrong answer is... in five... four... three...
two... ONE.... EX-BOYFRIEND LOCATOR! Kelly, thank you for boarding Loser
Airways... Enjoy your flight.
WAY #2: Road Rage
Everyone's on top of a semi-truck. Get
the question wrong, and you're going to be dropped off the side of it.
While it's moving.
TOSSUP: In feet, how tall is the letter
"H" in the Hollywood sign? ANSWER: 45. The order...
We've reached final cruising speed. Now here's the question...
Q2: Which THREE of these appear on a US
a) a key
c) a Roman numeral
d) American flag
Sharon: ROMAN NUMERAL
Matt: AMERICAN FLAG
No safeys here... The wrong answer... in
five... four... three... two... ONE... AMERICAN FLAG! MATT, drop and
give me your shot at $50,000!
WAY #3: Single Car Pileup
The three are going to be piled into
cars. Two of them will stay in park. The other one will drive onto a
shoot and flip in a fiery inferno.
TOSSUP: Write down the maximum number of
passengers the world's largest cruise ship, Allure of the Seas,
can hold. ANSWER: 6318. The order...
Art: 5000 I Love You Mom.
Before you get your license to thrill, you have a question to answer...
Q3: Which TWO of these celebrities have
been arrested at least five times?
a) Mel Gibson
b) Martin Sheen
c) George Michael
Art: GEORGE MICHAEL
Chuck: MEL GIBSON
Jasmine: MARTIN SHEEN
Hope you're buckled in in your
fire-retardant suits... one of you is going to need them as you drive
down Washout Lane... Jasmine.... IS SAFE. The wrong answer... in five...
four... three... two... ONE... MEL GIBSON! CHUCK, two words... Green
WAY #4: You Fuse, You Lose
These three are strapped to ejector
seats. They're all live, but only one will go skyward!
TOSSUP: How many teeth does a full-grown
African lion have? ANSWER: 30. The order...
Trish: 32, duh
We are locked, loaded, and ready to fire... off this question.
Q1: Which TWO of these items have been
sold on McDonald's menus in the United States?
b) McEgg Roll
c) Spam McGriddle
Trish: McEgg Roll
Ara: Spam McGriddle
Jeff's got the light in hand... Ara....
IS SAFE! But what about our other McContestants? The wrong answer... in
five... four... three... two... ONE... McEGG ROLL! So much for TRISH'S
chance at meeting OMGJUSTINBIEBER!
Now that we have our final four, it's
time to head to...
WAY #101: THE DROP OF TERROR
One of the players remaining will win
$50,000. The others are going to be testing out the laws of gravity, ten
stories downward. In this round, one of the elimination answers will be
RIGHT. The others... wrong. Just choose the right answer to win the
TOSSUP: Let's say the average human drops
off this platform and breaks a bone. How many unbroken bones would he
have left? ANSWER: 205. The order...
I'm noticing a pattern. It's worked for Jasmine so far. Will it work
now? Everyone on the platforms! The final question...
DROP OF TERROR: In 2010, what was the
most visited website in the US?
One of the wrong answers is.... Yahoo.com.
... and there's Jasmine's hat. Another wrong answer.... Amazon.com. And
there goes the Gaga-fan Art.
And for $50,000... the RIGHT answer is...
FACEBOOK! Bye, Sharon! And
congratulations, Ara wins $50,000! Now THAT's the way to leave a game
Until next week, thanks for watching,
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