August 22, 2004
Chico: And it comes
in a can. Welcome back.
Gordon: We are now down to the BIG FINISH.
Chico: Which is even bigger than usual, because we have
to pick up the slack
from the first segment newswise. That said...
Gordon: start us off with the JUMBO SIZED finish.
Chico: First up: Amazing Race. Charla and Mirna, one of
the most (insert
adjective here) teams this year, iced... Your thoughts?
Gordon: Cute, cuddly, underdogs, lots of spirit, not as
bright as the
remaining teams.
Chico: Can't help but love them, can you?
Gordon: I love them like I love a cute beagle, but
sometimes the beagle runs
his head against a tree and has to be sent away to have
their head examined.
Chico: And thus today's elimination. Also iced,
Marshall
and Lance, who have
to have their knees iced, bringing us TO this week's Big
Board... Subject:
"Chico and Gordon's Most Painful Eliminations".
Marshall
and Lance, of course, the
knees...
Gordon: We talking painful as in physical - or also as
in mental, or we
didn't see this one coming?
Chico: Any one of the three.
Gordon: Then I have to talk about my two favorite people
- HEATHER and EVE.
Chico: That was painful. Eliminated by a taxicab.
Gordon: The most painful in AR history, though, had to
come in the first
season. The poor mother/daughter team Nancy and Emily
that gave up - only to know
that all they had to do was to finish the task and they
would have knocked out
Team Guido.
Chico: Then comes any Idol elimination in which Gordon
has to throw in the
two words: "Chaos Theory"
Gordon: Ah yes, the Chaos Theory - if you think you are
safe, you aren't -
and the eliminations got so painful that even Elton John
gave us his 2 cents
worth.
Chico: Next: Robby Roseman, who is the king of futility,
having answered his
$100 question on Millionaire... wrong.
Gordon: As it's been known as llamaing out. The most
painful quiz elimination
has to be Dan Avila, who blew a 2 million dollar
question, then a 1 million
dollar question. Is it ...tuna?
Chico: No, it's CHOCOLATE! Another painful elimination
came this week...
Will's ouster on a tiebreaker in Big Brother... I
personally don't buy the whole
"I flipped a coin in my head" defense Adria put up.
Gordon: no - Adria is smart - but she is backstabbing
way too soon - and that
will either cost her or Natalie this week. They could
have sacrificed a
Marvin or a Cowboy this week - and that decision may
come back to haunt her.
Chico: Like Will said, "Sooner than later."
Gordon: Yep.
Chico: Probably one of the best lines in BB history.
Gordon: Agreed.
Chico: Onto another elimination: Stump the Schwab this
week had its final,
and the best man came out on top in Curt Spear...
Gordon: A worthy champion - but not worthy enough as he
fails to win a job
with the Schwab.
Chico: The only person to knock out the Schwab and he
goes all the way only
to fall short at the end. I think the best person won,
really.
Gordon: I think so too.
Chico: You think ESPN will try to give away another job
at the research
department? I would be surprised if they did, really.
Gordon: Why not? Its a decent job - but they may want to
look for younger
-like 'The Assistant' type of younger demo.
Chico: Oh man.. That show's bordering on insanity, right
now. Of course, it
help if Andy Dick's involved.
Gordon: I don't like the show, as I think it goes past
exploitation. This
goes back to me having an inherent hate of shows that
deceive the people of not
knowing what they got themselves into.
Chico: Did I mention "insane?" Because if I didn't, I'll
go ahead and say it
again.
Gordon: Insane - and (almost forming a complete anagram)
asinine.
Chico: Correct two times. Jeopardy's in a bit of a
downswing right now. No
surprise, right? Reruns + no Jennings..
Gordon: Not concerned. Just watch the ratings in
September - especially if
Jennings picks up where he left off.
Chico: Yeah, but again, no surprise, really.
Gordon: nope
Chico: On the radar here, Survivor Vanuatu: Islands of
Fire... 18 castoffs,
two sexes... Can the women repeat?
Gordon: Probably. Lets see what other twists they have
up their sleeve.
Apprentice - also 18 people, what's up with that?
Chico: All I'm seeing is two extra episodes right now.
But I doubt that's the
end of it.
Gordon: Agreed - I hope the Donald has something up his
sleeve
Chico: Me too.. Or else, the gloves'll be off. Speaking
of which, Contender
vs. Champ... Who's going to win this one?
Gordon: Contender. Champ already look like a tomato can,
as there are many
holes in it.
Chico: You can tell is just Fox mismanagement at its
worst, can't you?
Gordon: Yep - though I don't think it will come close to
'The Chamber' sore
of mismanagement.
Chico: Well, all that's left is the "next outs"...
Amazing Race: I think the
Bowling Moms are up against a 7-10er.
Gordon: Agreed - they seem to be next. BB5 - do we lose
a twin?
Chico: Of course. Only question: Which one?
Gordon: I'll say Adria.
Chico: Probably Adria, because Natalie as far as we know
hasn't done anything.
Gordon: True.
Chico: Candidate: Park is the only conservative left in
the running. Big
target. Will anyone capitalize?
Gordon: Nope - same reason as in Idol - people will vote
for the lone
conservative.
Chico: Especially in Virginia, the next stop on the
tour.
Gordon: Yep.
Chico: One more question: Baja Blast or Pitch Black
Mountain Dew?
Gordon: I don't drink soda, so C. Snapple Go Go Bananas!
(Would that be Go Go
Power Bananas?)
Chico: That's a pretty good place to wrap. Once again,
big thanks to our big
party who are... just about gone now... Left us to clean
up the mess...
Gordon: Pass the mop.
Chico: Done. For Gordon and everyone here at GSNN, I'm
Chico, and until next
time... game over... Where's the Swiffer?
Gordon: I used it for Time Is Money. Grab the dustpan. |