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Creator: Rich Cronin
EP: Mark Cronin, James Rowley,
Packager: Mindless Entertainment, GSN Originals
Airs: Tuesdays at 10:00pm ET on GSN

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Episode 4 - July 6

It's the last week of the regular season for Extreme Dodgeball! Now you may think (as did I), well there's no way that every team plays every other team. The answer is - you're right, as they only play five matches. We find out what the winning team gets; nice trophies and $10,000.

First, a quick recap on the standings -

CPA - 4-0
Curves of Steel - 3-2
Barbell Mafia - 2-2
Ink. Inc - 2-2
SBD Mimes - 2-2
Armed Response - 1-2
Stallion Battalion - 1-2
Sumo Storm - 0-3

The first featured match will be the Stallion Battalion against Barbell Mafia. The Mafia needs this to get in the top half of the league. The Stallions need this to... well, they don't need it.

Rosters -
Barbell Mafia -
Tyrone Rush - Captain (6'0", 55 mph) - Former pro football player
Jeramy Freeman (6'0", 290) - Benches 650
Alan Grimes (5'10" 260)
Melissa Coates (5'5", 150)
Amazon Beard (5'5", 125)

Stallion Battalion -
Michael Pipkin - Captain (4'10", 95 pounds) - Former Marine
Kenny Sanchez (4'10", 115 pounds) - Has won over 90 horse races
Mark Munoz (4'11", 110 pounds) - Stunt Jockey in 'Seabiscuit'
Christina Knisner (4'11", 95 pounds)
Lisette Garcia (5'1", 110 pounds)

Round 1 - The Mafia want it more - and it shows. They pick off the jockeys, but Sanchez, down 3-1, makes a huge rally to bring it down to him vs. Jeramy Freeman. Sanchez has all of the balls, but instead of going for the win, he tries to hit the regeneration target - and Freeman catches Sanchez's throw for the Mafia win (Mafia leads, 1-0).

Round 2 - The Jockeys use the everyone throw the balls at one target strategy, and that works for awhile - but the Mafia take control and once again, only Sanchez is left. Sanchez goes for the regeneration target, but his shot is deflected by the big ball that Tyrone Rush has and the deflection is caught by Coates for the match. (Mafia wins, 2-0)

In other league action...

CPA (4-0) Vs. Sumo Storm (0-3). Do you have to guess here? (CPA, 2-0).

In our next match, Armed Response goes up against the SBD Mimes.

Rosters -
Armed Response
David Benedetto (6'0", 51 mph) - Captain
Michelle Manumaleuna (5'7", 37mph)
Andrew Brawley (6'7", 275 pounds)
Laura Farley (5'6", 38mph)
Clay Kreuger (6'2", 50 mph)

SBD Mimes
Mark Pontius (6'0", 155)
Lamonte Goode (5'11", 165)
Laura Hight (5'4", 130)
Jolie Bailey (5'6", 115)
Steven Sande (6'5", 185)

This is the first time that we've seen the mimes.

Round 1 - Pontius is the first one eliminated, and that spells trouble for the mimes. Lamont Goode is next, and that is now easy pickings. Hight is left, and her throw at the target is picked off by Benedetto (Armed Response leads, 1-0).

Beyond the Ball will be going to see Mark Pontius, who, contrary to his team affiliation, actually talks. He is the complete package of mind, surfer and Dodgeball Player. He says that he is the youngest and best Dodgeball Player - and he wants all of the women of the league. He'll get more women when his team wins more matches...

Round 2 - ...and it won't be this one. the AR knock the Mimes down to Pontius, and the sexy boy has a shot at redemption. He doesn't get it, as his shoe at the regeneration target is blocked and Krueger, on the rebound, takes him out. (Armed Response wins, 2-0).

And we get more league action...

Ink Inc (2-2) Vs Sumo Storm (0-4) - SUMOS - Surely Unleash My Oblivious Season (Ink Inc, 2-0).

Stallion Battalion (1-3) Vs Armed Response (2-2) - Kreuger continues to go nuts as he decimates the jockeys, and Laura Farley makes the match-clinching catch. (AR, 2-0).

Your final regular season standings...

CPA - 5-0
Curves of Steel - 3-2
Barbell Mafia - 3-2
Ink. Inc - 3-2
Armed Response - 3-2
SBD Mimes - 2-3
Stallion Batallion - 1-4
Sumo Storm - 0-5

A great week from the Armed Response leaves a 4 team logjam for second, but the CPA is the overwhelming favorites come playoff time. We'll get the first round of that next week.

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