"Episode 2" - April 19
Last week, we saw Willis
McGahee barely make a 165 average, but he did win. Let's
see the four bowlers (cough, cough) we have this week -
Dave Mirra - BMX
Rider
Bubba Franks - NFL
Cobi Jones - Men's Soccer
Brandi Chastain - Women's Soccer
Brandi is asked what sort of celebration she will have
if she wins, and she says that it will be special.
Ohhhh-la-laaaaa. Dave says that he's glad that this
isn't a contact sports, noting that he'd get crushed.
Well, you still may get crushed if you put the ball in
the gutter, Dave.
Let's check out the finances. Each first round winner
gets $10,000. The wild card gets $5,000. The semi-final
winner gets $5,000 and the champion wins $20,000!
Someone could be walking off with $35,000! How do I sign
up for this?
As we all know, we never see the first game. Let's see
what happened there.
Brandi Chastain - 129
Dave Mirra - 122
Bubba Franks - 112
Cobi Jones - 102
Whoa. You go, Brandi. Think of that something special -
because you know I will =).
Frame 1 - Cobi gets a good 7 on the first ball (1, 2,
9), but chops the head pin the spare, making it a
not-so-good 8. Bubba powers it in there for a strike.
Dave hooks it in there but chops off the 3-6-9-10 for a
6. he leaves the 9 on his second shot for 9. Brandi
leaves an easy 1-2-4, and only hits the 4 for a total of
8.
Brandi - 137 (On -), Dave - 131 (On -), Bubba - 122 (on
X), Cobi - 110 (On -)
As a reminder, a - is an open, a / is a spare. and a x
is a strike.
After the Game 1 Highlights (which weren't much), we get
to...
Frame 2 - Cobi shoots a nice first ball and leaves a
solitary 5 pin. Cobi yells at the pin, then laughs at
himself as he misses it. Bubba looks for the double, but
leaves the 4 pin. He's a lefty, and with a big sweeping
hook, he's going to have a problem making it. Sure
enough, he misses. Dave also leaves a 4 pin, but unlike
Franks, he converts the spare. This forces Brandi to
mark to keep her lead, but she leaves an ugly 8-10. She
goes for the miracle conversion - and hits nothing.
Dave - 141 (On /), Brandi - 145 (On -), Bubba - 140 (on
-), Cobi - 119 (On -)
Frame 3 - Cobi better do something, or he's going to be
as irrelevant as Beard was in the first episode. He
delivers and finally hits the 2 to convert a 1 pin
spare. Bubba leaves a 7 pin. If he had problems making
the 4 pin, he's never going to make the 7. Bubba tries
something different - and he would have been good if he
was aiming for the 10 pin. Dave gets, on his
spare...NOTHING, as he gutters it. He better do
something, as he just gave the lead back to Brandi. He
gets 9 on the second ball, but Brandi gets the lead back
with a 6 count. A Strike will more than satisfy the 6
count requirement.
Brandi - 155 (On X), Dave - 150 (On -), Bubba - 149 (on
-), Cobi - 129 (On /)
Frame 4 - Cobi gets a solid 8 on the spare, and an easy
conversion on the 1-3 will get him back into this match.
He gets nothing but air and Cobi is slowly fading out of
the match. Bubba leaves a 2-4 on his first shot, and he
may have a shot at the spare here. Putting the ball in
the left channel, however, gets him no shot at the
spare. Mirra has a nice ball but leaves a stone 10. He
uses a flame ball for the spares and throws it right in
the right hand channel. Chastain is looking to get a
nice lead, but she leaves the 7-9, which is the reverse
of the 8-10. At least Chastain gets 1 pin this time
around. Both Bubba and Dave are using two balls - and
they are both losing to Chastain.
Brandi - 173 (On -), Dave - 159 (On -), Bubba - 157 (on
-), Cobi - 145 (On -)
Frame 5 - Cobi has to get a mark here. he leaves another
single pin - this time, the 4. He's laughing that he's
not getting strikes, but the sad thing is that he'd be
in the lead if he was making his spares. At least he
gets this one. Bubba switches balls, and gets a 1-3. Now
this is a spare that he really should convert - and he
finally does so. Dave leaves the 4-7, and this time he
converts it. Brandi needs to mark to keep her lead, but
leaves the 5-7 split. She has a little 10 pound ball,
and she's leaving splits because of the lack of weight
on her ball. This is a makeable spare, but she only hits
the 5 pin and it's a horse race again.
Brandi - 182 (On -), Dave - 169 (On /), Bubba - 167 (on
/), Cobi - 155 (On /)
Frame 6 - Cobi leaves...look, another single pin. This
time, it's the 6. he misses it, and that eliminates any
margin of error for him - especially since Bubba gets a
strike and Dave gets a strike. Brandi needs a mark to
keep her lead, but she leaves a 1-2-5-8. This is
makeable if she hits it right on the head pin. She hits
it right on and makes the spare - BUT she will lose the
lead if either Dave or Bubba double.
Brandi - 192 (On /), Dave - 189 (On X), Bubba - 187 (on
X), Cobi - 173 (On -)
Frame 7 - Cobi leaves the 1-2. He MUST make the spare to
have any shot of contention, and he does as he keeps his
fading shot to win alive. Bubba throws the ball out too
far and leaves a 1-4 baby split. It's makeable, but he
chops the 1 pin. This opens the door wide open for Dave,
who capitalizes with a double. Brandi is now in second,
but she needs a mark to be in position to catch Dave
should he falter. She leaves a very easy 1-2 on his
first shot, but she only hits the 2 and Dave can put
this one away in the 9th frame.
Dave - 189 (On XX), Brandi - 209 (On -), Bubba - 203 (on
-), Cobi - 183 (On /)
Frame 8 - Cobi needs to strike out. He leaves a 1-5 and
his match is over. Just for the heck of it, he misses
this spare, too. Bubba also needs a strike (or at least
a mark) and leaves a 1-3-6. Bubba misses the 6 and his
night is pretty much done, too. Brandi can also be done
if Dave gets another strike. He gets it, and we have 2
frames and a bowler worth of garbage time. Brandi is the
bowler, and she gets the strike, but it's not enough.
Dave - 219 (On XXX), Brandi - 219 (On X), Bubba - 211
(on -), Cobi - 199 (On -)
Frame 9 - Cobi goes 5 and out. Bubba leaves a 10 pin and
makes it, but he is playing against Brandi for second,
because Dave gets another strike for a 4-bagger. Brandi
leaves a 1-2 and converts it to keep her above Bubba for
now.
Dave - 249 (On XXXX), Brandi - 239 (On /), Bubba - 221
(on /), Cobi - 204 (On -)
Frame 10 - Another 5 for Cobi. A 4 on the second ball
for a 9 for Cobi. Thanks for playing, Cobi. Bubba is
looking to get in as a Wild Card. He hits the first
strike, but leaves a 1-3-6 on his second ball and
finishes with the spare. No one's catching Dave - he's
on fire with his 5th straight strike. Make it 6 straight
strikes as he buries his second shot. he leaves the 5 on
his last shot but he nails a nice 206 in the second
game. Brandi needs good count to sew up second place.
She leaves the 7-10 instead and puts it between the
uprights. That will keep her in second, but Mirra
scorches the field.
FINAL
Dave - 328, Brandi - 255, Bubba - 253, Cobi - 213
Dave says that he finally grooved it in the second game,
adding that he threw it harder and straighter. Brandi
says that Dave stepped up to the line when things
mattered. Brandi comes in second, but she will be
watching from here on out, because Ephraim Salaam still
holds on to the Wild Card score with 296. Hence, we get
no celebration from Brandi. Awwwww...=(.
Next Week - Ashly Lali, Terrell Owens, Duane Wade and
Leila Ali hit the lanes. Join us in 7 days to see if any
of them can hit the pins. |