-How many chapters are there in
Hebrews?
-What woman's name is mentioned
in the Bible more times than any other?
-By what name did God reveal
himself to Moses?
If you could answer these and a bunch of other
questions, maybe you've got what it takes to win.....
THE AMERICAN BIBLE CHALLENGE!!!
It took long to get the word out
and it's finally here. The 3rd season of The American
Bible Challenge. More on what the bible says & does.
And to give it more viewers, we got an opening-day
doubleheader for you. First time in the show's history
have we had this one come to 2 games in one night. SO
the first game features......
Team Words with Friends
Hometown: Charlotte
Charity: The VCC Church in the City
Women’s Shelter offers money to underprivileged
children
Team Members: Lisa Moorehead, Shawn
Cunningham and Cheryl Riley |
Team Rhymz with Grace
Hometown: Mobile, AL
Charity: Home of Grace helps victims of
abuse
Team Members: Seth Brasher, Harrison
Hughes and Kory Van Matre |
Prayer Patrol
Hometown: Joplin, MO
Charity: Rebuild Joplin, a non-profit that
builds homes for those who suffered from the Joplin
tornado
Team Members: Brian Lewis, Matthew Stewart
and Shane Dotson |
So for the first time in oh so
long.....
LET THE CHALLENGE COMMENCE!!!!!
We begin with....
THE
NAZARETH ENQUIRER
The gossip columns of teh Bible
are speading. Let's see which rumors are having......
"SOLOMON'S 700 WIVES SUSPECT HE IS CHEATING!
CONCUBINES SEEN CUDDLING WITH KING!": How many
concubines did Solomon have- three, 30, 300 or 33 1/3?
Words gets a strike with 300.
Next.....
"GOD TELLS TWIN SIN CITIES: 'YOU'RE FIRED!' SODOM IS
'NO-MORRAH'": Who negotiated w/ God to try & save
Sodom & Gomorrah- Johnnie Cochran, Hagar, Abraham or
Ishmael?
Rhymz fires a rocket with
Abraham......good! Last rumor.....
"LOCAL FISHERMEN SEE GLOWING VISION ATOP A MOUNTAIN:
JESUS OR UFO?": During the transfiguration, the
disciples saw a glowing Jesus standing next to Moses &
what other prophet- Eli, Elijah, Elihu or Obi-Wan?
Rhymz know that these are the
days of Elijah......and it is! 200 for them Next round
is.....
CURSE
YOU, AUTOCORRECT!!!!
No need to call out Perry The
Platypus for it, but it's famous lines gone wrong.
First.....
1. WE ALL, LIKE SHOES, HAVE GONE ASTRIDE.
The Rhymz get.....We all, like
sheep, have gone astray. CORRECT! Next.....
2. THE LORD IS MY LIVERWURST AND MY SALAMI.
The Patrol get on the board
with....The Lord is my light and my salvation. Last
up....
3. HAVE I NOT COACHED YOU? BE STRETCHED AND COURTSIDE.
The Patrol make it 2 in a row
with.....Have I not commanded you? Be strong and
courageous. After 2. The Rhymz get 300, Patrol 200 and
the Words 100. Next up....
DOODLE-RONOMY
Here's how it goes. One
member of each team has a min. to draw to get his/her
teammates to come up w/ the correct answers without
using any letters or numbers (if an answer has more
than one word, like "Win, Lose or Draw", they can
write one of the right words if it's said).
The Words go first, and in 60
ticks, they get Eve, Crown & Thorns and Castle of
Disciples for 300, but was given an extra 100 more for
some inadvertent stuff. Next comes the Patrol, and
they get Jonah, Tree of Knowledge and Camel, but miss
on sandals for 500. The Rhymz bat cleanup this round.
They get Jacob's Ladder, Adam, Noah's Ark and Jordan
River, but miss on Virgin Mary to tie the score. Next
round is.....
KIRK'S RIGHTEOUS REMIX
This time it's "God's Country &
Western." The Patrol start off with....
What book of the Bible tells us that wine is a mocker
& beer's a brawler?
The Patrol get it with Proverbs
of course. The Rhymz have a query.....
In 2 Corinthians 11, Paul said that on five different
occasions that he received 39 what?
They get lashes and bat out the
competition thus far to 800. The Words wrap it up with
this.....
What Old Testament prophet anointed both kings?
The words get Samuel for 600. We
go to 2-player action in....
BAD
GUY OR BAD GOD
Confused? We'll see if we're
good with this category. First off, the Patrol have
this....
MALEK
They say a bad god....and good
god, it's right! The Rhymz get this.....
ZORIN
They say bad god, too, but it's
a bad guy. He's from "A View To A Kill" for you Bond
fans. Last up, the Words and this.....
CHEMOSH
They say Bad God.....and IS
RIGHT! Next....
KIDS
SAYETH THE CUTEST THINGS
We get a video of a child
talking about Moses, so let's get to the subject. The
Patrol start off with....
The name Moses means "to be drawn out of" what?
The Patrol make a splash with
water. Good going! The Rhymz go next with.....
Which plague of Egypt started w/ Moses tossing soot
into the air?
They say famine, but it's teh
bolis....as in boling water from a pan. The Words will
be last with this....
Moses encountered the burning bush while attending
whose flock?
It's Jethro. SCORE! And with
that last round, The Patrol have 1500, Words with 1800
and Rhymz with 800. Now we move on to.....
THE
CHOSEN THREE
It's a solo round and it's
either go or go home. The Words start out with.....
According to Mark 10, which three of these things did
Jesus say specifically his disciples must be willing
to leave behind- mothers, children, jobs, servants,
oxen or fields?
They get moms.....but oxen &
servants....aren't it. Fields & CHildren are the ones
correct. The Rhymz can get in with this.....
Which three of these men killed lions in the Bible-
Saul, David, Daniel, Samson, Benaiah or Shamgar?
They get David and Benaiah....but
Shamgar didn't kill one. Samson did. The Patrol can
ride shotgun all teh way to the finale with this....
Which three tribes received their allotment of land on
the east side of the Jordan as the Israelites
approached the Promised Land- Gad, Judah, Issachar,
Benjamin, Reuben or Half Tribe of Manasseh?
First Benjamin.....no. Next,
Reuben.....YES! Finally, Judah......Nope. Gad & Half
Tribe of Manasseh were it. The Patrol ride off into
the sunset with $2500. The White Flag signals one ore
lap to go and the Bible Study Showdown has this....
JESUS, THE EARLY YEARS
SO with the studying, we let the
choir perform with the notable absence of C418 and the
Minecrafters.
It's a shootout to the finish,
and teh Rhymz get.....6. Can The Words get a tie or
win?...........No. Off by 1, the Rhymz survive! The
Words resign the contest with $5000.
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